Oh John where’s my diet pepsi?

Damn that clobberin bitch and her friends! I would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling kids. I’m currently neck challenged but will attend historic events •cause I need the validation and promo•🎻 #Onlyafewnecksmatter I prefer inboxing but just say you found it in the tags! 👀👀

[lekitty]

pens @ leafs | 12.23.25

[grebenkin]

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

1 + 1 + 1 = 3

[wmnylander]

[9116]

© Mark Blinch

[cujoforever]

willy said it's all for you

[leafsleafsleafsstuff]

Hi Willy… 🥹.

[rask]

swe vs cze — 5/22/25

[mkniesy-deactivated20250910]

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

we're one day into pre-season content and willy already doesn't know what the fuck is going on right now

[lekitty]

team conrad or team jeremiah?

[wmnylander]

[mkniesy]

[mitchmcrns]

william nylander sept 18, 2025

[wmnylander]

[starrynet]

william nylander's missing laundry saga (part 2); alex tells willy that this is why he should have two laundry sets

[regularseason]

[January 30th, 2015]