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Fig Roni // 22 // He/Him Hello. I'm just some nobody, living in middle-of-nowhere Louisianna. Not sure how this site works, but once I figure it out I might post here every now and again, whenever I have time. (This is an rp blog for the character Fig, from the webcomic "Tomb's Serial Slashing" by Stainedge. Do not take a single thing said on this account seriously, it's deadass just the ravings of a fictional lunitic)

[xxxsilverlightxxx]

[OOC: For anyone who is reading this, or who's happened to click on this account out of curiosity, this is intended to be an rp account of sorts for the character Fig Roni, from the webcomic "Tomb's Serial Slashing."] [Though the premise is less rp and moreso "Fig made a Tumblr account of his own and is just blogging on here"]

[xxxsilverlightxxx]

At least I don't have to go to work today, I guess. My one day off of the week. Don't have to worry about staying on guard nonstop for any suspicious people. Don't have to worry about any annoying or obnoxious customers. Don't have to worry about that weird redheaded guy that keeps coming in to buy multiple gallons of gas for some reason...

I can just drink at home and try to relax for a bit.

[funeralrites666]

“Don’t Look Back. Just Run.”

[funeralrites666]

Something Is Waiting Below

[r0ttdweller]

—and so september comes to it’s narrowing end.

[pixel8or]

[midwestbelladonna]

take me to the gas station

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[xxxsilverlightxxx]

What the hell is this site...

[xxxsilverlightxxx]

Please don't go bald

I uh... I wasn't planning on it?

[xxxsilverlightxxx]

*Gives Fig some cake that I baked*

-Local Mothman

I uh, I don't know what this means? Thank you for the virtual cake, I guess? Am I meant to use asterisks too? Um... *takes the virtual cake* Thank you it looks delicious.

[xxxsilverlightxxx]

I don't work in the middle of nowhere! I work in the middle of a very busy city! Lots of witnesses! I ain't telling any of yall which one and I ain't giving out any more information on my location than that, last thing I need is some killer seeing this and thinking I'm a sitting duck or something. WHICH I AM NOT!

[xxxsilverlightxxx]

fuck wait why did i say i work in the middle of nowhere how do i go back and change that how do i edit posts on this damn site

[xxxsilverlightxxx]

How’s life in Louisiana? I’ve heard how much much it’s crime spree is nowadays.

Hell. I dunno what yall might've heard on the news if you ain't living here yourself, but it's hell. People are going missing left and right, people are turning up dead left and right, and the news keeps IGNORING it and spouting bullcrap about everything being fine but EVERYONE HERE KNOWS THATS JUST A DAMN BOLD FACED LIE

It feels like literally anybody could be a killer here these days, like you just can't trust ANYONE anymore... I'm doing alright though, for the most part. I mean, it gets a bit scary sometimes working in the middle of nowhere, but I'm keeping safe.

[xxxsilverlightxxx]

OH GREAT. And I apparently left some sort of ask-questions thing open on here on this account too. Thanks past-me! Thank you! Great thing to deal with on top of the hangover!

[xxxsilverlightxxx]

oh god oh jesus fuck what did i do last night why did i make an account here fucksake i need to stop getting on the computer while drunk what the hell

[vintagewildlife]

Silverfish By: Eder Lindsay From: The Biology of Silverfish, Ctenolepisma longicaudata Esch., With Particular Reference to Its Feeding Habits 1939

[stroebe2]

Louisiana by Arnaud Montagard