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[y0urm4m]

MASTERLIST

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MEANINGS-

Orange- Chris

Blue- Matt

Purple- Nick

💋- smut

🦢- fluff

🤍- angst

Bold - personal favourites

Head cannons:

!needy/clingy Matt! 💋

!nerd/shy Matt! 💋

One shots:

Birthday wishes 💋

Bathroom 💋

My kind of man 🦢🤍

Superman 💋🤍

Closer 💋

Not meant to be… 🤍

Just for fun? 💋

Distant memories 🦢🤍

18(coming soon)

“Your boyfriends a dick” 🦢

“Teacher’s pet” (coming soon)

(Links are broken again, sorry!!)

[y0urm4m]

oops I need a clean pair of panties.. 😶

Who said that?

Wasn’t me 😁

S. L. U. T.

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monster - M.S.

pairing - zombie!matt x emo!reader

warnings - (some) smut, slight gore, mentions of sh, not proofread

summary - how matt and reader met & what it’s like to date a monster (every teenage girls dream)

a/n - this song had me in a chokehold in eighth grade

“he’s a monster, why do i want ya?”

i didn’t technically have a first meeting with matt, as he showed up as some knocks on my window. i didn’t know what it was, so i went to check. i found nothing.

the second time i went to check, i saw a boy my age. i furrowed my eyebrows, moving the black side bangs out of my face to get a better look.

that’s when i opened my window, and he turned around to look at me.

this boy looked like frankensteins creation; stitches and patches of skin, hollowed out cheeks, literally missing an eyeball, blood dripping from his mouth (old blood, it seemed, it was brown and looked like it had rotted, if that was even possible.) he had brown hair and the one eye he had was a piercing shade of blue.

“who are you??” i asked frantically.

he didn’t talk very well, just a few grumbles and a mumbled introduction of “..matt”

i swiftly shut the window

“i’m going insane..” i muttered to myself, closing the curtain and going to bed.

the third meeting with him was all a blur.

i heard those same three knocks again. this time, i grabbed some self defense. well, a spiked bracelet from hot topic. i wrapped it around my knuckles and opened the curtains, there he was again.

i opened the window.

“what do you want from me??”

he groaned sluggishly before answering “…place.. to go..”

i sighed. being the empath that i was, along with being a naïve 18 year old girl, i let him in. i pulled him in through my window, and he landed on the floor with a thud.

“shh, oh my god, get up!” i whisper-shouted, pulling him up.

he stood up and settled his hands on my waist, making my cold and interrogating expression falter a little

“…name” he mumbled.

“my name?” i questioned, to which he returned with a nod. “y/n.”

“god, there must be something wrong with me..” i mumbled. i had to literally be stupid if i was letting a monster into my home.

“..nothing.. wrong..” he murmured.

“no, there is,” i restated.

“…no.. beautiful..”

my stomach did a backflip at his words. god, he was a monster, and here i was, letting him flirt with me and liking it.

————

after a while of him sneakily living in my home and flirting with me, and i finally let him make some advancements.

it started by letting him pick out my outfits

“no… too.. revealing.”

“but i like this top,” i would whine in response.

then eventually i’d let him watch me change into said outfits.

“scars..” he pointed out, making me instinctively cover my thighs

“uhh.. y-yeah..” i spoke shamefully.

i watched as he approached me from his spot perched against the wall and sunk to his knees, kissing the scars, leaving a brownish-red kiss mark from his bloody lips. it was disgusting, but i couldn’t shake off the unmistakable feeling of my panties dampening..

“still… beautiful..”

————

eventually after countless “advancements” to our relationship were made, it was an unspoken agreement that we were, in fact, dating.

dating a zombie wasn’t easy. it came with its pros and cons.

some of those cons being kissing; it wasn’t very pleasant to have someone’s rotting tongue in your mouth, so we steered clear from that.

and of course, there was sex. no one tells you how horny zombies can get, and since they’re painfully slow, the buildup and teasing is agonizing.

“fuck-!” i cried out “please- faster..”

“..can’t.. go.. faster..” he grunted, pulling his dick out of me at an agonizingly slow pace, then pushing back in just as slow.

but riding him is always easy, that’s what i choose to do the most.

“..y/n..” he practically whined out “..so.. good..”

i continued to roll my hips back and forth and up and down on his cock, seeing what rhythm he preferred the most.

there’s always the problem of my parents potentially catching him.

“sweetheart, what was that thumping noise?” my mother would question from downstairs.

“uh- i fell!” i shouted back the first lie i could think of.

but despite all the problems of dating a monster, he was my boyfriend, and i loved him.

@b0nebroth FOR YOU 💗💗

[y0urm4m]

Holy shit I have not been on tumblr in a little while and this is fucking amazing, am I ashamed that I have a thing for zombie! Matt. Fuck no, anyways I love this!

[y0urm4m]

!Nerd/shy Matt!

Head cannons

A/N: we fw this?? Also once again thank you all for 300 followers 😋

Warnings: smut, switch! Matt, switch! Reader, nsfw.

<NSFW || if you don’t like it just scroll>

1. ‘Nerd/shy Matt! The first time together in bed.’-

It was mine and Matt’s first time in bed together, I was currently on top of him riding his length.

Matt was a whimpering mess under me as I raised my hips sliding back down his slick length.

His hands clawed at my hips as he let out a loud groan.

His eyes stayed on mine. “Such a good boy.” I praised him.

“F..faster please.” He whined slightly, his eyes filled with desperation and need.

I obliged, raising my hips and pushing them back down at a faster pace than originally.

He let out incoherent babbles of words as I wrapped my arms around his neck.

“S..so close.” He moaned, his eyes fluttering shut as he gripped onto my hips roughly.

I picked up my pace; if that was even possible, causing Matt to let out even louder moans and whimpers.

He let out one more shaky moan as he toppled over the edge, releasing into the condom and filling it to the brim.

“You did so well, baby.” I say softly as I ride out his high.

2. ‘Nerd/shy Matt! When studying has a turn of events; you have different plans in mind rather than studying.’

I crossed my legs, my pen tapping against the table as Matt explained the assignment to me.

“So now try answering question 3,” He said adjusting his glasses.

I began working on question 3. “S..so do you understand?” He asked quietly.

“No.” I sighed, running my hand through my hair.

“Oh.” He replied, moving closer explaining the question in detail; directing me through every step of how to answer the question.

“I give up.”

He frowns ever so slightly. “Y..you can’t just give up..” he says.

I look at him; a small smirk forming on my face as I crawl under the desk.

“W..what are you doing?” He asked, looking down at me. “Nothing baby, just relax.” I smiled whilst unzipping his jeans.

His eyes widened slightly as I carefully tugged his cock out of his boxers.

“W..we’re supposed to be study-.” His words caught in his throat replaced with a moan as I swirled my tongue around the tip of his cock.

He hesitantly ran his fingers through my hair, gripping onto the roots ushering me to take more of him in my mouth.

I obliged, slowly bobbing my head up and down his cock.

My tongue brushed against the underside of his length, sending shivers down his spine.

“Fuck it,” he mumbled under his breath before letting out a loud whimper.

I smirked around his length as I bobbed my head faster. His hands tangled into the roots of my hair, tugging gently as he moaned for more.

His room filled with the sounds of his moans and whimpers and the sound of my mouth around his cock.

“S..so close.” He whimpered as his hips bucked up to meet my mouth.

He let out a few more whimpers, moans and incoherent words as he came filling my mouth with his load.

I pulled off his length with a pop; his breath hitched as he watched me swallow his load.

“Y..you..uh.” He stuttered; his face flushed with arousal and embarrassment.

I giggled softly, kissing his cheek as I stood up.

“We can finish the assignment later.” I whisper in his ear.

“Y..yeah later.” He mumbled.

3. ‘nerd/shy! Matt making you feel good.’-

“You sure you know what you’re doing?” I ask softly.

Matt nodded his head eagerly as he ushered me to sit down in between his legs.

I smiled softly as I sat down in between his legs.

“Just relax, lemme make you feel good.” He whispered in my ear, sending shivers down my spine.

Matt had never been a ‘top’ but I could definitely get used to it.

He trailed his hand down my chest and stomach, toward the hem of my skirt.

His fingers brushed against the red lace of my panties before slipping under them, he teased a finger against my entrance before slipping it inside.

I let out a quiet moan; giving him a slight ego boost as he slowly quickened the pace of his finger pumping in and out of me before adding a second.

His ring and middle finger pumping in and out of me at a godly pace.

I moaned loudly as he curled his fingers, hitting the perfect part of my spongy walls.

His fingers repeatedly hit the spongy part inside of me that sent immense pleasure throughout my body.

“M’so close.” I moan, my eyes fluttering shut in a daze.

“Cum f’me.” He whispered against my ear, slightly nipping at the lobe.

That was all it took to send me over the edge, my legs quivered as my juices covered Matt’s hand and my thighs.

—

“Holy shit Matt, where’d you learn how to do that?” I pant, catching my breath.

“Porn.” He shrugged nonchalantly; my comment had obviously given him somewhat of an ego boost.

4. ‘Overstimulating nerd/shy! Matt.’

Matt was a squirming, mewling mess under me.

My hand repeatedly pumped up and down his sticky length.

His abdomen was covered in his last sticky load.

The past releases lubricating my hand; making it easier to pump up and down.

“S..so sensitive.” He whimpered, his hips bucking ever so slightly.

“C’mon pretty boy, I know you can cum one more time.” I said.

He nodded his head; eager to make me happy, letting out yet another whimper.

—

“m’gonna cum.” He mewled out, tears pricking the corners of his eyes as he released for the final time.

“You did so well f’me, baby.” I say softly as I unwrap my hand from his sensitive cock.

He sighed nuzzling his face into my chest as he drifted into a deep sleep.

5. ‘Letting nerd/shy! Matt fuck your tits.’

“A..are you sure?” The boy asked looking down at my bare chest.

“Yes Matt, no need to be shy.” I tease as I move my breasts closer to his precum leaking cock, he took a deep breath before sliding his slick length in between the warmth of my breasts.

I pushed my tits closer together as he begin thrusting slowly, he mewled in delight as he slowly picked up the pace.

I looked up at him, his glasses tipping off his nose as I reached up to grab them. I placed them on my face as he looked down, he let out a loud moan.

“You look so hot..” he moaned his hips bucking even faster as his pace became uneven.

“You close?” I asked, he nodded his head profusely as he continued bucking his hips.

The precum that once leaked from the tip of his painfully hard cock now dripped onto my breasts as his moans grew deliciously louder.

— just before he came he pulled his cock from in between my breasts pumping his hand up and down his length as he covered his glasses and my face in his cum.

“Now you look even more perfect.” He whispered, playfully.

A/N: it isn’t as long as my last head cannons unfortunately but I still hope you enjoyed reading, have a great summer love y’all - gracie 💋

Tag list: @bagsbyclair0 @junnniiieee07 @mattyb4dominicans @imwetforyourmom @stasiesturn @cindylcuwho @mylove4lana

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PLEASE NOT TODAY I NEED HIM SO FUCKING BAD LIKE I CAN TAKE IT IDC I NEED HIM EVERYDAY ALL DAY ALL NIGHT AND EVERY HOUR IN BETWEEN.

[y0urm4m]

I NEED HIM IN MY BED RN, I YEARN FOR HIM 🛌🙏

[y0urm4m]

After a long, busy month I am finally finished with this, sooo hopefully it’ll be uploaded later today!

[sturnizolo]

𝐨𝐨𝐨. 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑!𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 . ┆ featuring chris sturniolo. ( duhh )

꩜ concept : things chris would do as your dealer .

pairings : dealer!chris x reader

𐙚 warnings : smut at the end of the post, you’ll be warned when .

fluff :

↬ most definitely flexes how beautiful you are to his common buyers. making them listen to him yap about you a wholeee 30 mins when all they wanted was their drugs…

↬ if he has a girl buyer, he always asks you to come with him just incase you think something will happen, and if you can’t, he will get someone else to deliver it, no matter the circumstances.

↬ will never sell you anything else besides weed unless you’re under his supervision and his only. ( still wouldn’t sell you anything major dangerous because he wants you to be safe ).

↬ after he’s delivered for the night you two will go to your ‘spot’ - as you two call it - in the woods, smoke blunts and he lets you yap about life.

↬ he cuts prices so low for you even though you tell him you’re paying full price, he insists that you’re not and you’ve always tried to convince him to let you pay full atleast once but he never does.

smut :

↬ he will smoke a blunt whilst giving you backshots, moaning into it as he takes another drag.

↬ if you’re ever out of money, he knows another way that you can pay… and since then, you’ve paid maybe once or twice.

↬ high sex all the time, you’ve probably had sober sex like 4 times. it’s not that you guys don’t like sober sex, you guys are just never not high.

↬ if anyone says anything about you, the inner toxic dealer chris comes out, reminding you that no one will ever talk to you like that again. and coincidentally you never see that person again.

↬ he so most definitely whimpers whilst you give him head, but will never ever admit it since he has to be the big bad nonchalant dealer who doesn’t care whilst his girlfriend gives him head yk??

yall this is my first headcannons so like please lmk if this is complete ass or if it’s actually good or not >.< also as you can tell i kind of ran out of ideas…

[y0urm4m]

Actually love thisss!!

[y0urm4m]

So I was just watching the Friday video and I just have a theory.. I know it isn’t “in public” but this is just my personal theory 😁 (do not come for me 😔)

[y0urm4m]

favourite picture of Matt?

Oh gosh don’t make me choose..I have to many 😔

And something a learnt recently is that I love dilf Matt!! Anytime I see a dilf Matt fic I cream in my pants 🤠

[y0urm4m]

when will the head cannons be posted

Soon I promise, I’ve unfortunately been super duper busy recently when I had planned on writing the yesterday, today and tomorrow

[ilililiilililiilililiil]

Go report and block @starboye

The apology was fake and he’s gonna continue to write Matt/Chris x male reader. Reblogs, likes, and interaction deeply appreciated 🩷

(I’m not speaking on this anymore than what I already have)

[y0urm4m]

GO REPORT AND BLOCK THEM!!

(Just saw what they did and what the actual fuckk!)

[mattsdirtylittlehoe]

im not going to be a pussy so i’m going to say this and tag you @lovescarz3-blog you are weird for talking shit about the triplets and madison and thinking they are strange hanging out. chris and nick was playing in her bed doesn’t mean shit they are all close friends together. the triplets have probably met ‘nick’ madison’s bf that doesn’t mean that they need to follow each other they obviously aren’t close enough to follow each other. Now your saying that matt and madison are hooking up on the down low, your fucking weird for saying that shit, obviously they aren’t. and saying matt is weird for having and keychain of Presley he obviously loves presley and animals but im pretty sure that the triplets aren’t aloud to own pets in their home. you say that your a big fan of madison and the triplets but your obviously not a real fan if your talking shit about the any of them so shut the fuck up get outta here

[y0urm4m]

I don’t usually get involved with stuff like this but I totally agree!!

At this point people are honestly acting like jealous teenage girls because they’re aloud to have female friends and by no means does that mean they’re dating any of the women they’re friends with.

Like come on, these people need to get they’re hands out of their ass and bffr.

[y0urm4m]

Just a quick update, I should be posting the head cannons I teased about in the next few days!

Edit: if anyone who commented of the teaser asking to be tagged sees this I did note down to tag you, my tumblr just wasn’t letting me reply to comments at that very second! 💋💋

[y0urm4m]

I have in fact just deleted the link for my first ever fic cause it literally ate ass..

So that’ll be gone!

Anyways I’m actually hype for the new merch today except for the fact my bank account is going to be empty.. but we roll.

[y0urm4m]

I may be cooking 🧑‍🍳

[y0urm4m]

thank you all for 300 followers!!

Hope you’re all having a great week so far, love y’all.

[y0urm4m]

I may have just posted a piccy with my fresh love; that finally arrived, but got a bit scared and deleted it! So if anyone did see that, no you didn’t 🤫