frog king

♌︎☼ | ♎︎☽ | ♌︎⇡ | ♍︎♀ bibi | 97' | madrid

[darkacademiavibes]

Borrow books, share pdfs, email ebooks. Understand that academia is expensive. Make it more accessible, help someone gain knowledge. Dismantle the disparity with second-hand books and hand-me-downs. Share. Share. Share.

[normal-horoscopes]

Forklift at the local Costco breaks down and I get called in wearing my full deer skull headdress and canticle robe to soothe it's spirit while the repair guy tends to it's wounds.

[normal-horoscopes]

I am spreading holy salves and unguents upon it's hide to ensure it's strength and fertility in the coming days

[snugglyaggron]

[fragrant-stars]

*through gritted teeth* it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be-

[prokopetz]

There’s discovering that you have a kink as in learning something new about yourself, and there’s discovering that you have a kink as in you always knew you were into it, but you didn’t realise it was a kink because you honestly thought everybody was into it, and of the two, the second one is much, much funnier.

[prokopetz]

It’s like the boner-based equivalent of folks with undiagnosed food allergies going “I just thought bananas were supposed to be spicy”.

[hobbygoblin]

Please… you CANNOT HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

[shieldfoss]

> #you never see foot fetishists talking about how all men naturally crave toes as part of the human condition

Not only have I seen that, I have seen it in a power point at a conference

[catboybrigade]

You’ve seen in a what now

[shieldfoss]

did i stutter

[thisishowwedonut]

Throwback to that reddit post about the guy who learned exercising doesn’t make everyone incredibly horny and realized he’s come across as an asshole to every partner he’s ever had

[thesaltofcarthage]

I genuinely love (in a weird way) how horrified and regretful he is at how awful he accidentally sounded. This is a person who is self-aware, not an asshole, and never wanted to make anyone feel bad. 

[revali-is-a-narc]

Prince Sidon seems freaked out, I wonder what's scaring him?

Ah. Understandable. I would be too.

[officialbabayaga]

when i say i’m never leaving this site

[professorw0lf]

Didn’t even watch the movie

[socialistexan]

[ojibwa]

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

[pinkcatminht]

[bringmetothe-pilot]

No cops at Pride, just Elton John with his Gucci shirt and a knife

[pinballwizzer]

no cops just elton john with his elton john brass knuckes

[sjhamart]

happy pride, everyone

[mytalkingraccoon]

pov elton john finds you 

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

pov ur a cop at pride

[goopypaltrow]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is some horror movie shit

[lucentgallivanter]

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Feeds other people his own blood

An affinity for crucifixes

Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

[theloa]

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

[thyrell]

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

[urfavhatesterfs]

this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

This is the cutest thing ever. Godzilla says trans rights.

[kitt-the-werefox]

GODZILLA OFFICIAL???

[sciencebees]

[zepeli]

Poughkeepsie, 3/9/2019

[kyra-writes]

I got a clearer shot if ur interested

[girafeduvexin]

Please look at this.

[spaceeurydice]

That Lenin line hit me like a bus

[thisragingpeace]

[hopelessandromanticc]

[babushkadyke]

straight people will listen to somebody to love by queen and be like “i understand this” but my hot take is that they don’t and they never will

[carnations-and-violets]

[0912408179182]

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that

[snoopy-dyke]

love is attained through embarrassing yourself by asking for it instead