Americana; Tropicana

she will kiss you 'til your lips bleed, but she will not take her dress off.

[sosuperawesome]

Taylor Price on Instagram

[sosuperawesome]

Taylor Price on Instagram

[lucidnee]

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

Source?

[lucidnee]

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

[skyakafreckles]

Patrick was cold for that

[reign-sl]

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

[lucidnee]

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

real friends……how many of us?

[sexthongsandbuddah]

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

[lucidnee]

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

Patrick has no self awareness.

[lprflagemoji-deactivated2017081]

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

[woodlandenjoyer]

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

[hoplite-operator]

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

[dustinberrycool]

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

[joey-wheeler-official]

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

[best-of-memes]

[yamsforbreakfast]

Hello tumblr dot com

I did a thing by myself because I am a grown woman who does things on her own I almost interacted with an old ex friend who was not so kind after so many after alls I didn't meet her gaze in the farmers market She works one of the stalls with cute and quirky greeting cards I'm passing through Thank you for not caring about your job enough to look up from your phone as I checked out your purchasable paper Or was it an intentional ignore as I walked up Either way, as I realized who you were I knew instantly I was not prepared to be kind or knew the right witty thing to say to put you in your place. As I walked away loud enough for you to hear I hope you looked up and saw my heels click a "fuck you very much".

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

[burger-czar-deactivated20180324]

elephants

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

blocked

[toaster-hacker-deactivated20181]

camels

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

extra blocked

[sinfulpercy]

donkeys

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

ultra blocked

[uncertifiedhuman]

that dick

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

… followed

[pleatedjeans]

[glitterlvng]

Oh my GOD

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

[sees post that makes zero sense]

“wtf the fuck…?”

[sees another post that makes zero sense for the same reasons]

“oh, it’s a new meme.”

[yamsforbreakfast]

you: hey, are you ok?

me: okay?😤 i'm never👊 okay💤 always worried💪🔥 bout gettin abandoned💦 i stay cravin that attention and validation💯

[unapologeticsuggestion]

don’t trust people who make fun of the things they know you’re insecure about

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, July 15, 1908

[skateboarrdgifs]

[420schoolboy]

Ok??

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

Eat my ass this is sick

[lexeh-deactivated20171224]

@angelic-dove

[angelic-dove-deactivated2018121]

this still blows my damn ass mind so much what the fuck I’m such a bad sk8r rip

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

I don’t remember typing that up there.

[thesilentriot-deactivated201812]

@hotbully So, you don’t want your ass eaten or you just don’t remember typing that you want it eaten? …um, you know, I’m asking for a friend, that would gladly eat your ass…

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

Do you have anything better to do than to ask total strangers about eating their ass? This is weird and not appreciated, dude

[maltaguinness]

I hate when I can’t vocalize my argument clearly so people think they’ve won like no just cause I can’t get my shit together doesn’t mean you’re right

[chemistry4clove-deactivated2015]

Same

[pinehasnoplaceonthisblog]

I am Dwight. 

0 to 100… real quick. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

No , Dadaism isn’t daddy kink, you ANIMALS.

Things my art history prof has had to clear up. (via gallusrostromegalus)

[expressions-of-nature]

by Andrei Ershov

[deegaynolds]

take a look 👀👀👀 at this! that ➡️right ➡️ there is the mail. ✉️✉️ can we talk about the mail ✉️✉️ please, mac 💻? i’ve been dying 🤒🤢 to talk about the mail ✉️✉️ with you all day, okay 👌🏽? pepe 🐸🐸 silvia. this name keeps coming ⬆️up ⬆️ over and over again. every day, pepe’s mail ✉️ is getting sent 📪 back to me. pepe 🐸🐸silvia. pepe 🐸🐸 silvia. i look 👀 in the mail ✉️, well THIS WHOLE BOX 📦 IS PEPE 🐸 SILVIA!! so i say to myself, i gotta 🔎find 🔎 this guy. i gotta go ⬆️up⬆️ to his office 🏢. i gotta put his mail ✉️ in the guy’s goddamn ✋🏽hands ✋🏽otherwise he’s never gonna get it. he’s gonna keep coming ⬇️down⬇️ here. so i go ⬆️up⬆️ to pepe’s office 🏢 and what do i 🔎find🔎 out, mac 🍔? what do i 🔎find🔎 out? there is no 🐸pepe🐸 silvia. THE 👨🏻MAN 👨🏻DOES NOT ❌❌ EXIST. okay, so i decided ohhh 💩shit💩buddy. i gotta ⚒dig⚒ a little deeper📉. there’s no 🐸pepe 🐸silvia? you gotta be 😂kidding 😂 me. i got boxes📦📦 full of 🐸pepe🐸. alright, so i start 🏃🏽marching 🏃🏽my way ⬇️down ⬇️to carol💁🏽 in HR. and i ✊🏻knock✊🏻 on her door🚪 and i say “💁🏽💁🏽CAAAROL💁🏽. 💁🏽💁🏽CAAAAAAAROL. 💁🏽💁🏽 i gotta talk to you about 🐸pepe🐸.” and when i open the 🚪door, 🚪what do i find? 🤔🤔🤔there’s ❌not ❌a single goddamn 🗄desk 🗄in that office🏢! THERE. IS. ❌NO. ❌CAROL 💁🏽IN💁🏽 HR. 🍔mac💻, half the employees in this 🏢building 🏢 have been made up. this office is a goddamn 👻ghost👻 town.