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Stuart Dunkel - Jelly Belly, 2021

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killjoyfabulous

What if I formatted my resume like one of those porn bot bios?

killjoyfabulous

😝Massachusetts🎀Bachelor’s degree in biology🍉’17/😘🍑♑️/💎Microsoft Office💯

tinsil

johto trio ✏️

ruinedchildhood

runby2

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

cottonsquab

apocalypsegay

#i want you all to know that this is like. a legit strategy that's taught to people LMAO #i.e. say something so fucking stupid/absurd that it distracts the person's brain so much that it drags them back and grounds them #like. people are actually taught to do this

realfootage

someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)

me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

wizzardhat

menlove-archive

honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.

nuevayor

ruinedchildhood

A bite for me, wanna try Enjoy…. you’re very welcome little monkey.

funnytwittertweets

spamton

Being chased with a chainsaw by a huge muscled man covered in blood and oil and I giggle as I do a little gay skip-run yelling "aha nooo stopppp haha"