At least I'm cute.

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[colaismywater]

I‘m sorry, but …

The news I want to hear about Marvel‘s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are:

- Coulson lives

- May and Coulson marry

- Ghost Rider returns

- Coulson lives

- Bobbi and Hunter return

- they go to a parallel universe and steal the parallel universe‘s Trip and take him home with them and he is still the cute cinnamon roll we love

- Coulson lives

- Skye finds love that lasts

- Coulson lives

- May and Coulson get the happily ever after they deserve (preferable with Robin and Daisy and a dog and a white picket fence)

- Jemma is superpregnant and still kicks ass

- Fitz is found early and gets a baby freakout later this season

- Yoyo and Mack make babies, plenty of babies

- Coulson lives

- Deke meets his grandparents‘ baby that is not his mom and it confuses him

Booyah.

Don‘t get me wrong, I am very happy about the news so far, but I need more.

[gimmethebeachboys]

[hexoflexi-deactivated20220106]

Let him practice. His recital is soon

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[art-woonz]

[silversarcasm]

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

[timberwerewolf]

Tarot reading: follow ur heart! !

My heart: quit ur job. Burn down a government building. Become a bank robber who robs banks while wearing a plague mask. Eat mud

[charmed]

[chefgoldblums-deactivated201809]

hannah gadsby, nanette (2018)

[sandandglass]

[natalie-mars]

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

[themayfieldtreasury]

This always gets a reblog.

[harlotvonquinn]

Preach!

[yourebuckingkiddingme]

[babyanimalgifs]

Goals

[babyanimalgifs]

my heart

[porterr-robinson]

[fodsley]

there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all put to extremely good use.

[mickeysmouse]

“The future is littered with prizes, and though I’m the main addressee, the point that I must emphasize is you won’t get a sniff without me!”

[captaintstark]

same

[moveslikekeithrichards]

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

[lorelaigilmoure]

#OTP: Melinda May & Happiness

[leomessifootballclub-blog]

Germany after everybody laughed at them for getting knocked out early.