[yanfae]

fae • XXVII • mori memorias non somnia

a self-indulgent sfw side blog. readers will always be afab if mentioned. not taking request, just suggestions & inspiration. may contain typo & grammar errors (don't mind). ask open for interaction !

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

rewatching tokyo revengers, and it's so funny to see the future version of Mikey in episode one. Like, who even is that. He looks way more mature and masculine than any other future versions of Mikey we see. Kisaki must have been giving him testosterone injections or smth in that timeline

This one? There is something very intimidating about him here yeah!

[beeing1alive]

hii! i wanted to request young wakasa (like when he had shorter hair) as your bf? I love this man so much I can't 😭

f.t.: Wakasa Imaushi

summary: he as your boyfriend

warnings: none, fem!reader

Wakasa Imaushi as Your Boyfriend:

-Wakasa doesn’t try to impress you. He just… exists. And somehow that’s worse. Short hair, relaxed posture, lazy confidence

-He looks like trouble but talks like he already knows the outcome of everything.

-He calls you by a nickname early on and never explains it. You’re just stuck with it.

-He notices everything: your mood shifts, when you’re tired, when you’re lying, but he doesn’t always comment. Sometimes he just adjusts around you instead

-He’s not clingy, but he’s always there. Leaning against walls near you. Standing just close enough

-If someone stares at you too long, Wakasa doesn’t glare, he just looks at them. It’s worse

-He lets you talk. Really talk. He listens like nothing else matters in that moment

-When you get loud or animated, he smirks slightly and lets you go on. He likes seeing you all cheered up and happy

-Wakasa is subtle with affection. A hand on your lower back. Fingers brushing yours. His jacket dropped over your shoulders without a word

-He doesn’t say “I miss you” often, but he shows up when you don’t expect him to

-If you rest your head on his shoulder, he stays completely still so he doesn’t disturb you

-When you fall asleep near him, he glances down like he’s guarding something precious

-You tease him? He raises an eyebrow, unimpressed, but the corner of his mouth twitches

-If you’re upset, he doesn’t overwhelm you with words. He sits with you. Lets the silence do the work

-When you finally calm down, he says something quiet like, “Feel better?” as if he didn’t just stay there the whole time

-He never makes you feel dramatic. Ever.

-Wakasa doesn’t escalate situations, he ends them

-If someone disrespects you, he steps in smoothly, voice low, calm, final

-You don’t even realize he’s angry until later

-Around you, though, he’s gentle. Careful. Almost soft in a way no one else sees

-He makes you feel safe without smothering you

-Chosen without being chased

-Like you’re standing beside someone who already knows how dangerous the world is and decided to stay anyway

-When he looks at you, it’s steady. Certain. Like he’s already made up his mind

Note: My gosh, I've had this saved for so long and now it's finally possible. I'm really sorry for the long wait but I had a lot going on xoxo ~lacy

[hearteyesllc]

What Bouquets would they give their lover?

Draken

A dozen Red roses; a classic respectful man

Mitsuya

roselillys; Unique, beautiful, and endlessly enchanting

Mikey

baby’s breath, petunias, and peonies; Trust me he isnt that thoughtful, emma and draken got it for him after the only input he gave was “their bright” he was originally going to come with doreyaki

chifuyu

yellow, pink, and white or of your favorite color tulips; sweet, romantic, energetic and straight out of a romance manga

Baji

A single red roses or carnations; his flowers are quite but fierce, they dont need to speak much since he’ll more than surely fill the silence

izana

callia lillys; an ethereal but often over looked beauty that some may call ‘weird’ or ‘strange’ but he is more or capable of seeing their beauty

should i do a part two with more characters..?

[c-monthecob]

I wanna hear more about the Sanos in this actor au!!!

Mansaku/Grandpa Sano is a retired stuntman/martial artist/actor, and the one who set their family up with generational wealth.

His son Makoto/Their father has no notable accomplishments. Only famous for being Mansaku's son and Sakurako's husband.

Sakurako was a self-made millionaire. She was a singer and songwriter.

You could compare the public's views on their marriage to a real relationship, think Beyonce and Jay Z or Mariah the Scientist and Young Thug. He. Ain't. Shiiiiiiiit.

Shin looked up to his mother, practically idolizing her. He couldn't stand his father, though. But who would, after watching your father publicly humiliate your mother with his infidelity for years?

Now, for Izana, he's always been aware of the Sano family, and he's always thought that he was one of them.

In this AU, Izana's mom was another mistress of Makoto's, and his father is a random Filipino man.

He was raised to believe that Makoto was his father, and because of him, he and his mother were able to live comfortably.

Izana would see his 'brothers' on TV from time to time. He even remembers when Mikey's birth was all over the news. He would ask if Makoto could bring them to visit the next time he came around, but all his questions about them were brushed off and ignored.

His mother was terrible with money. She had no savings, she would send all her money to her family, and she tried to upkeep a lifestyle that she couldn't afford. So, not long after Makoto died, they fell into poverty.

Around the same time, Emma's existence was made public. While Izana was excited to have another sibling, the news caused his mother to fall into a deep state of depression.

Though she may have been the other woman, she thought she was the only other woman. She took her life months later.

Now alone, with no immediate family willing to take him in, Izana had hope that the Sanos would come for him one day.

Despite being an affair child, Emma was still welcomed into the family with open arms, and since he believed that he was also an affair child, they would welcome him too.

But that never happened.

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

The short adventures of Bonten's No4 part 3

Bonten x f reader

Warnings- Slight manga spoilers, mentions of drowning

Summary: Y/N is Bonten's first female member, she's their skilled and deadly No4. So why can't she just visit the beach alone?

Ch3- Beach episode

Once again you find yourself dying of boredom in a meeting room. Sure the meeting started off as being important and somewhat interesting but it's been five hours. Five long hours of listening to Koko and Takeomi go on and on about finances and the importance of something?

Actually you're not really sure what they're talking about anymore and it looks like you aren't the only one.

Mikey fell asleep a while ago, no one has dared to try and wake him yet.

Ran appears to be on his phone, you can see the faint light under the desk. He's probably texting Rindou about something since Rindou also keeps glancing under the desk.

Mochi is twirling a pen around, seemingly lost in thought.

And Sanzu has taken to throwing pieces of paper at you, your fingers practically itch with how badly you want to throw the paper back at him. But no, giving him attention is probably what he wants so it's best to ignore him and his stupid paper for now. But you're still so bored, when will this end? In your boredom you decide to straighten out one of the papers Sanzu threw at you.

A magazine page? It seemed to be a holiday advert of some kind with a beautiful sunny beach and sparkling sea. You hadn't visited the beach in months, too busy with work. But you really needed a break, no you deserve a break. As soon as this meeting ends you're going to walk up to Mikey and demand a day off for a beach trip!

Everyone in the room is staring at you.....

You quickly sit back down, you hadn't realised that you jumped up and shouted the last bit out. Your excitement clearly getting the better of you. Kakucho who was the only one paying attention, sighs and is probably about to scold you for interrupting when Mikey cuts him off.

"A group trip to the beach sounds nice." Mikey has a small smile on his face and appears to be deep in thought before nodding.

You try not to punch the air in excitement. Victory! You were going to get your nice relaxing beach trip.......wait did he say group beach trip?

2 days later

You're clinging onto Takeomi as his bike races towards the beach. You're not sure why Mikey insisted you all rode bikes to the beach instead of cars, it seems like an odd choice. But you don't complain as the wind rushes through your hair. Takeomi's definitely a safe choice to ride with, especially when compared with the others. He actually seemed happy when you chose him too, giving you a smile and telling you to hold on tight.

The ride actually doesn't last as long as you would've liked but at least you're finally at the beach. If only all of them weren't here with you. Well it's not actually all of them since Sanzu isn't here. After all someone had to be left in charge of Japan's no1 criminal gang for the day. And it's not like Sanzu can do that much damage in one day right?

You then faintly hear manical laughter and police sirens in the distance.

"Hey did anybody else-" You shake your head before you can finish your question. You must be imagining things, looks like you really do need this beach break.

You quickly change into your swimsuit at the changing stations then grab your beach towel and walk away from the others, wanting to find a nice private place to relax.

Eyes...someone's watching you.

You feel your instincts kick in and quickly turn around wanting to locate the threat. Only to find all of your colleagues following you. What are they, children!? So you pick up the pace, maybe they'll get the hint? You turn around again only to find them still following you. So you do the only logical thing, you start running as well as you can on the sand. You feel good about this, surely after literally running away they'll understand. Or not?

You grunt as you're tackled to the sand, lips press close to your ear as someone whispers to you.

"So what's my prize for catching you?" It's Ran, you would recognise that voice anywhere. So you give him his "prize", an elbow to the face. He immediately backs off and holds his now bleeding nose. The others catch up and compliment you for the fun "game" you started. You just sigh and give up, lying your beach towel down. Looks like you'll be spending the day with them after all.

The majority of your group heads straight for the sea, leaving only a small number of you on the beach towels. Glancing over at Ran you feel slightly guilty at maybe breaking his nose, so you offer him a drink from the cooler. He takes it and winks at you, nevermind you should've hit him harder.

Koko is sitting under an umbrella typing away at his laptop, you roll your eyes of course he just had to bring work with him.

"Koko, don't you at least want to try and relax?" You move his laptop to the side as you question him. Koko gives his usual response of frowning at you and lecturing you about the importance of boring things like work. So you decide to take his relaxation into your own hands by pouncing on him, effectively forcing him to lie down. You smile down at him while suggesting he sleep or at least try to think about something relaxing.

"And how am I supposed to relax when you're trying to crush me?" You gasp at his rude comment, you're helping not crushing him! Koko then childishly sticks his tongue out at you before flipping you both over, putting himself on top of you.

"Oh so a war is what you want? A war is what you'll get Koko!" You warn before flipping you both over again. You both continue like this for a while, play fighting each other for who gets to lay on top of the other one. Neither of you even notice Ran recording the whole time. The war eventually ends when you both roll straight into Takeomi, who quickly separates the two of you. But one look at Koko's grinning face tells you that you successfully got him to relax.

You decide you're done with sitting in the shade and want some sun, so you start applying suncream to your body. Hmm but what to do about your back? You try your hardest but you just can't reach and the only other people around you are Ran, Koko and Takeomi. There's no way you can trust Ran or Koko with this, what if they leave bits to create some kind of sunburnt message? So Takeomi it is, though you do feel a little guilty since he seems busy enjoying his book right now. But this is an emergency!

"Takeomi, could you put suncream on my back? Pretty please?" You flutter your eyelashes at him, doing your best to get him to agree. He seems startled by your request but nods his head and motions for you to lie down. You gasp slightly at the cold sensation when he starts but quickly relax as he starts rubbing the suncream in.

Is it always this relaxing? You vaguely wonder. But no you quickly realise Takeomi isn't just applying the suncream to you, he's practically massaging it into you. Well it's not like you're going to give up a free massage right? You let yourself relax and get into it. Which you quickly realise is a mistake when you let out a moan. Takeomi freezes while Ran and Koko snigger at you. You quickly jump up and run off shouting your thanks to Takeomi but wanting to get out of that embarrassing situation quickly. You don't even notice the light blush on all three of the men's cheeks.

While running away from that situation you run straight into Mochi, who grins at you.

"Just who I was hoping to see. Some guys challenged me to a 2v2 beach volleyball match, wanna partner up?" You enthusiastically nod at Mochi's request, just happy to have something else to think about.

You get to the makeshift court to find a small orange haired guy with a dark haired guy waiting for you. You smirk, they don't look too intimidating, you're sure you and Mochi can take them....

Ok so you were very very wrong, turned out they were like volleyball gods or something. You and Mochi had failed to score even a single point yet, you two had to think of something and fast. Luckily just as Mochi served the ball a distraction came up, the sound of Mikey loudly complaining about being hungry. Both the orange and dark haired guys turned around just as you slammed the ball down onto their side of the line.

You and Mochi loudly cheer as he picks you up and spins you around. Both of you loudly celebrating your one point against their many. But it doesn't matter because at least you beat them once, you both give up after that, after all it's clear who the overall winner of the match is.

You thank the men for the match then head off towards the sea, it'll be a waste to come to the beach without going in the water. But just before you can get to the water Ran comes running towards you. He frantically gestures towards something begging for your help. You squint towards what he's pointing at and gasp.

It's Rindou, he's wet and lying motionless on the beach. You sprint towards him trying to remember anything about CPR. A crowd forms around you as you start chest compressions on him, but nothing happens. What's the other thing you're supposed to do again? The kiss thing?

Leaning down towards Rindou, you take a big breath before pushing your lips to his. Your about to blow the air into his lungs when you suddenly feel him kissing you back. His hands wrap around you as he deepens the kiss, your mind goes blank for a moment in shock. You would be lying if you said it wasn't a good kiss but now isn't the time! As soon as you regain your senses you push away from him.

"See Ran i told you it would work." Oh you get it now, so the whole thing was just a set up, another stupid prank. And to think you were actually worried about this jerk. You storm off towards the sea ignoring the haitani brothers attempts to call you back.

Of course Rindou just follows you, swimming after you.

"Look y/n I'm sorry, I didn't mean to push things too far. I didn't mean to make you worry, drowning isn't a joke." You turn around ready to argue back with him that you weren’t worried when another voice suddenly calls out to Rindou.

"Drowning!? Who's drowning!?" It's Kakucho, of course he would worry about someone potentially drowning.

"Oh it's nothing, it's just y/n-"

"Y/n is drowning!?" Kakucho interrupts Rindou before he can finish explaining. And swiftly swims towards you, before you can even get a word out Kakucho wraps his arms around you and begins dragging you back to shore. You try to squirm out of his grip but Kakucho firmly holds on, a look of determination on his face. He pulls you onto the shore and worriedly checks you over. And no matter how many times you tell him you're fine he doesn't stop. When he's eventually satisfied that you're not dying he pulls you into a tight hug.

"Don't scare me like that again." Kakucho practically whispers the words but you still manage to catch them. He eventually separates from you after hearing Mikey and Koko's yelling that they have ice cream. You both glance awkwardly at each other before running off the join the others for ice cream.

You then all sit on the beach towels to enjoy your sweet treats. You happily lick your ice cream trying to ignore all the other things that have gone wrong today. But your so deep in thought that you don't notice your ice cream dripping down your wrist. However somebody else does notice.

You're first aware of the situation when Mikey grabs your wrist, before you have a chance to ask what's wrong he lifts your wrist to his mouth and licks it. You open your mouth in shock as Mikey continues to lick and suck the ice cream from your wrist. He suddenly stops, then starts leaning closer to you before suddenly licking your cheek.

"You had some ice cream there too, you really shouldn't waste good ice cream y/n." Mikey lightly scolds as you just nod, still too confused about what just happened.

You still found yourself lost in deep thought when a familiar pink haired man came running onto the beach. Sanzu was waving his arms around and yelling about a van when he approached the rest of Bonten. You didn't even notice everyone hurriedly picking up the towels and running until you felt yourself being picked up and thrown over someone's shoulder. The pink hair was a dead giveaway as to who was carrying you away from your beach day.

"Miss me, y/n?" You just sigh at him in response, you had no idea what trouble he had caused that needed all of Bonten's attention. But after today you found yourself surprisingly looking forward to getting back to work.

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[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

The short adventures of Bonten's No4 part 2

Bonten x f reader

Warnings- Slight manga spoilers, language, and descriptions of injuries and blood.

Summary: Y/N is Bonten's first female member, she's their skilled and deadly No4. So why can't she just go to the hospital when injured?

Chapter 2: Can I just go to the hospital already?

If there is a god they sure did hate you, it was only supposed to be a simple assignment. Get in, kill the target threatening Bonten and get out. So why were you now sitting on the floor in a puddle of your own blood with a bullet in your ankle?

No one said anything about the target having a bodyguard, well if you can even call him that. What kind of bodyguard only acts after his boss has already been killed? Not that it matters anymore, you took the bodyguard out along with his boss but not before getting shot in the ankle. So now you're stuck here, unable to walk out unaided. Which means you're forced to call one of your colleagues for back up, the only question is which one?

You could call Mikey for help, he is your boss after all and would come for you in a heartbeat. But you're not sure you could do that to him, not after seeing his reaction after the last time. The last time you called him with an injury was after you took a knife to the shoulder. It wasn't a big deal and you were only notifying him that it was going to make you a little late to the meeting, you didn't even ask for help.

But what you didn't expect were three ambulances to show up as well as Mikey. He practically ran out of his car shouting at the paramedics to follow him while you just stood there shell-shocked. You'll never forget the panicked look in his eyes, he's already lost one too many precious people in his life, he couldn't bear to lose too. After apologising to the paramedics for wasting their time you got in his car with him, neither of you daring to speak about the incident. But the whole ride back he wouldn't stop sneaking glances at you to make sure you were still there with him, you pretended not to notice. So you can't call Mikey, you can't put him through that panic again.

So Koko then? Koko's responsible and sure he would probably lecture you about being careless but he would definitely help you..... Oh wait he would probably bring his car with him, his expensive car which he treats better then all of his actual friends.

He nearly had a heartattack the one time he hurt his wrist and couldn't drive back from the meeting. Which then resulted in Rindou and Sanzu driving his car back to his place, you're not sure exactly what happened just that the car ended up on fire which the steering wheel no longer attached. But anyway Koko would bring his nice expensive car probably trying to impress you only for you to get blood in it. Which would then make Koko go crazy and you would probably be stuck with a car cleaning bill. No thank you.

So if you call Koko you'll probably give him a heart attack but if you call Rindou then you'll be the one with the heart attack. He nearly killed you the last time you called for help. It started with you phoning him because you got hit hard on the head, hard enough for a concussion. The room was spinning every time you tried to move, so you gave in and called for backup. Unfortunately the police got there first and unsurprisingly they didn't take kindly to you being there covered in strangers blood and surrounded by dead bodies. You remember cursing knowing that you were going to be arrested and charged for too many crimes to count.

You flinched as one of the police officers touched your shoulder until you looked up, your own eyes meeting purple mischievous ones.

Rindou.

Your mouth opened in shock, how did he get a police uniform? And how did he get in here with the rest of them?

He made a big show of putting you in handcuffs and leading you away. All while whispering about how he always wanted to see you in handcuffs at his mercy. You rolled your eyes and make a mental note to hit him later when you weren’t surrounded by police. He even puts you in an official police car which again brings up the question, where did he get this?

He safely drove you away from the police and back to his house but still didn't take off your cuffs. It took two hours of bargaining for him to agree to remove them and now you owe him three favours which he can call for at any time. You shiver, there's no way you're calling Rindou, you don't want to be indebted to him any more then you already are and who knows what those favours could be...

Mochi wouldn't be much help either, the last time he saw you injured he went into some kind of rage. You were only half conscious at the time so you can't be sure what exactly happened just that you nearly died because Mochi forgot all about you. Apparently he saw the blood gushing from your stomach wound and decided that he needed to get revenge before helping you. Like who even makes a choice like that? You know that he meant well but surely getting you to a hospital should've been the first priority. So you can't call him, who knows what he would do instead of getting you medical help.

Or there's the opposite of your Mochi problem, Sanzu. You were willing to admit that Sanzu actually took your injuries seriously and that he actually tried to get you help quickly, but did he have to do it in the worst way possible?

The last time it was a slow acting poison that had made you desperate enough to call Sanzu. The poison's effects hadn't actually taken hold yet, you were perfectly fine but you knew you had a time limit and needed to go to the hospital sooner rather then later. That hadn't stopped Sanzu sweeping you off your feet bridal style and running to his car. He was surprisingly gentle when placing you in his car but just as you started to relax, he started driving like a maniac.

He didn't seem to understand that it was a slow acting poison and you had time, no he was driving like he was trying to win an F1 title. Red lights? No we don't need to stop for those, pedestrians trying to cross the road? Target practice! And worst of all was when you heard the sirens, because of course the police would notice his madman driving. You thought it would better to just stop and take the ticket or whatever but no, Sanzu only sped up. Of course his reasoning only put you on even more edge.

"I can't pull over, I've got a shipment of you know what in the backseat." And sure enough there was a brown parcel in the back with god knows how many different types of drugs in. You sigh, your life can never just be easy can it?

"And that's not to mention the body in boot!" He chimed in, winking at you.

"WHY IS THERE A BODY IN THE BOOT!?" You practically screamed back at him, he wasn't scheduled for any jobs today so what exactly was he doing before you called? He didn't answer, instead he chose to chuckle before leaning over and kissing you on the cheek. If he wasn't driving you would've slapped him but you didn't fancy being in a car crash today. You were sure if the poison didn't kill you Sanzu's driving would. There's no way you would call him again.

Of course you could always call Ran for help but that wouldn't come without consequences. Mainly teasing and blackmail pictures. He would always check your injuries over first, making sure they weren't lethal before the games began. His concerned frown would morph into his stupid smirk as he got out his phone to take pictures of you in your injured state.

"Aww do you need my help? Do you want me to be your Knight in shining armour?" He would always taunt.

You would shake your head in response refusing to play his little game. So he would shrug and pretend to leave which resulted in you begging for him to come back and help you. He always would, he never actually left you. Secretly you wonder if he likes playing the hero for you. Though if you refused to play his game for too long then he would close your eyes and declare you as being "dead."

And then one time his taunting nearly got both of you caught, he took too long and suddenly the sirens were closing in. You both ended up hiding in a small gap between the wall and some bins, he was grinning at you the whole time. If you didn't know any better you would say that he enjoyed being stuck in that cramped space with you. So Ran is definitely not an option, not if you want to keep your sanity.

Kakucho would be the efficient choice but he also had his drawbacks. Sure he would help you without complaining and do it quickly but he would fuss over you way too much. The next couple of days would be spent on constant bed rest, you wouldn't be allowed to do anything, you felt like a grounded child. Anytime you tried to leave your room he would appear out of seemingly no where and force you back, all while lecturing you about needing rest. All you wanted was to have fun and bed rest was definitely not fun. Not to mention the disgusting medicine he made you take, you've only ever tried refusing once though.

You had finally had enough of the medicine and refused to swallow anymore, keeping your mouth tightly shut. Kakucho was slowly losing patience with you, you knew a couple more minutes and he would totally give up handing you your victory. Instead Kakucho lifts the medicine to his own lips and tips it into his mouth. You were stunned when he suddenly turned to you and kissed you. Your mouth automatically opened in shock at the kiss which is exactly what Kakucho was waiting for. He forces the medicine into your mouth and you automatically swallowed resulting in you gagging from the horrible taste. You both avoided eye contact after, Kakucho seemly let his frustration get the better of him and then seemed to be embarrassed about his actions. So Kakucho's out too, you don't want him fretting over you or another embarrassing situation.

You suddenly smile to yourself, of course you know exactly who to call, why were you even questioning it in the first place?

That's how you ended up in Takeomi's car on the way to the hospital. You both sit silently listening to the music, which is fine with you, the less questions the better. He helps you out of the car and let's you lean on him to walk, which you appreciate. At least he's not like the others who would probably just carry you inside, you're Bonten's number 4, you're more then capable of walking with some help. Takeomi stays with you while you get your ankle treated, he even let's you hold his hand during the painful parts and doesn't complain when you squeeze it too hard. He truly is the best one to call when you're injured.

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[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

No1 reason why Mikey isn't allowed to pick the group activity often

[wanderer5ever]

some drawings of them i finished last month.... EHEHEH they're kind of messy but that's just all my art at this point i've accepted it 💙

[theashop]

doodle for the birthday boy 💙

[jujusanjj]

now it’s time for rindou

[ksurii]

i LOVE drawing Ran in the outfits of characters from games. he looks good in literally everything

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Hanma and Sanzu's opposite reactions to toman being encouraged is so amusing

Hanma's so entertained by this, while Sanzu is furious rn

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

The short adventures of Bonten's No4

Bonten x f reader

Warnings- Slight manga spoilers, language also light descriptions of injuries and blood.

Summary: Y/N is Bonten's first female member, she's their skilled and deadly No4. So why can't she just have some peace and quiet in her own bathroom!?

Ch1- Reader can't have her private bathroom in Bonten

There were perks to being the only female member of Bonten, people underestimated you which made business easier and being the cute one of the group meant you could convince Mikey to give you whatever jobs you wanted. But the best perk had to be having your own bathroom, after all no one was else going to use the women's room right? Or so you thought, because it turns out no one in Bonten understands or respects boundaries.

It starts with Sanzu because of course it does, the second you stepped into the bathroom he practically hissed at you and told you to stop making so much noise. Now being that you are the only woman in Bonten you wasn't expecting anyone else to be in the women's room, so the sudden voice immediately put you on edge and instincts kicked in. Suddenly Sanzu had a knife pressed against his throat while you had a gun against your head, as he retaliated. You both lower your weapons when you realise each other's identities. Sanzu then gives you a grin that's a little too wide to be entirely sane and explains he was just using the bathroom as a hiding place from the others, to give him a chance to work through his hangover from the night before. You sigh, because of course he would choose your private bathroom for his hiding place. And unfortunately for you he takes a liking to hiding there, now you frequently run into him trying to work through his headaches in your private space.

You've also come to learn that Mikey is no better, your boss has no boundaries and will just waltz into the women's bathroom whenever he pleases. Most of the time it's because he's looking for you or just following you into the bathroom to continue his conversation. You've tried to explain many times to him before that this isn't appropriate and that he can just wait outside. But unfortunately for you everytime he just tilts his head to the left and gives you a cute blank expression. So you always just sigh and leave him be, after all he's not doing too much harm right?

Though you vaguely wonder if Mikey's disregard for the women's room has influenced Koko. It's hard to remember but you're sure Koko never used to follow you into the bathroom, he probably noticed Mikey doing it at some point and decided he could join in too. You'll just be minding your own business walking to the bathroom when suddenly you're getting a lecture about how you went over budget on your last job. Koko walks damn fast too so you can't even hope to outpace him. He'll just follow you straight into the bathroom to continue his little lecture. He gets so into it that sometimes you wonder if he even realises he's in the women's bathroom.

At least Kakucho has the decency to look embarrassed whenever you catch him in the women's room. He looked like a deer in headlights the first time you caught him. You both froze and just stared at each other for what felt like hours but probably only lasted seconds. You were about to question him when Mikey suddenly kicked down the door and whisked you away for an "important meeting" but what actually turned out to be lunch. You soon forgot about the Kakucho incident until it happened again a week later. You walk into the bathroom to find him washing his hands. This time though he gives you an almost sheepish look as he explains how overcrowded the men's room is. You just nod in understanding and inwardly curse because you don't have the heart to kick him out. So much for your private bathroom.

When Mikey banned smoking inside, you were secretly overjoyed, you had never been a fan of smoke. Besides now the smoke alarms would stop going off twice a day. However you didn't realise the smoking ban was going to bring annoying consequences for you. Specifically yet another visitor to your bathroom and this one brought smoke with him. When you first noticed the lingering scent of smoke in the bathroom you assumed Sanzu had accidently started a fire, so being the woman of action that you are. You grabbed a fire extinguisher, kicked the door open and and sprayed the foam all over a surprised Takeomi. He screamed, you screamed and from outside you faintly heard Sanzu screaming for dominance. It didn't take a genius to figure out what Takeomi was doing in your bathroom, the window was propped open while his cigarette had been dropped to the floor in suprise. Even after the fire extinguisher incident he keeps coming back to the bathroom, lingering around like the scent of his smoke.

Who had committed a murder in your bathroom!? That was your first thought when you saw the blood all over the door, your second thought was whoever commited the murder was going to die next. Reaching for your gun, you open the door slowly and peek inside. There are puddles of blood on the floor and an injured Mochi by the sink. Sighing since you can't just leave your colleague to bleed out in the bathroom you break into action. You help Mochi clean and wrap his wounds and even take the time to clean your bathroom. It's not an easy job but at least it's a one time thing......So you thought because it suddenly becomes a tradition of his. He'll finish whatever job he was sent to do and instead of going to the infirmary or even the men's room. He'll come straight to your bathroom to wash the blood away and treat any injuries. A part of you is touched that he must trust you enough to come to you when he's in such a vulnerable state. But its not enough to outweigh your annoyance at finding your bathroom all bloody. You vaguely wish you let him bled out that first time, it would've solved so many problems and helped you save so much money on cleaning products.

You needed someone to vent to about all the bathroom problems, unfortunately you chose Ran. You realise complaining about your bathroom predicament to Ran was a bad idea the next morning. Precisely the moment you walked into the bathroom to find Ran lounging about by the sinks with a lazy smirk on his face. Cursing to yourself you wonder why you told Ran of all people about this. Of course the cocky bastard practically lives to tease you so of course he would take advantage of this situation to annoy you more. It soon becomes a daily routine, you walking into the bathroom to find Ran already there, waiting for you. He refuses to break eye contact and always has a condescending look on his face. No matter how desperate you are you refuse to go with him there, which sometimes leaves you squirming all through the meeting. You needed to find a way to fix this fast.

A body guard, that's all you wanted. Just someone who could remove Ran from the bathroom so you could go in peace. So how did it end up like this? You figured Rindou would be perfect for this role, he was more serious then Ran and surely Ran would listen to his brother right? Wrong, all you've done is unleashed two demons into your bathroom. What's even worse is they have appeared to make it into a competition for who can annoy you the most. It went from smirks and winks to questions like what colour panties are you wearing today? To touching, it's not uncommon for one of them to pin you against the wall and suggest you both make use of the empty bathroom. Punching them doesn't even work, they just laugh it off asking if you like it rough. They even brought in spare chairs from the meeting room to make the bathroom more comfortable. You vaguely wonder why you can't just pee in peace anymore.

That's it, you've had enough and finally snapped. All you wanted to do was use the bathroom but upon walking in there you find Mikey asleep on the sinks, Koko impatiently tapping his foot waiting for you, Rindou and Ran sitting in their chairs immediately grinning when they see you. Not to mention Akashi fanning smoke out of the window, Sanzu massaging his head and a pool of what you're assuming was Mochi's blood. The second you take all this in you walk straight out of the bathroom. You figure if they can break the bathroom rules then you can too, so you march to the men's room. You throw the door open and find it empty, probably because everyone is in the women's room instead and you finally get your private bathroom. 

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

It's time to say bye bye again, we made it another year!!!

Just a reminder that if any of you had a bad 2024, felt like you didn't progress, or get anything done at all that it's ok. You survived and that's enough.

[kunaiiikittennn]

loser!shinichiro who trips over his own feet the first time he lays eyes on you.

man straight up collided with a lamp post, rubbernecking to stare at you.

he broke his nose.

lied.

claimed it happened in a fight.

loser!shinichiro asks everyone for advice on how to 'woo' a woman, even stooping as low to ask mikey n his buddies.

(they're just as clueless)

loser!shinichiro fumbles hard when you enter his bike shop, almost swallowing his tongue.

you giggle, eyes crinkling at the corners. his knees buckle.

loser!shinichiro bravely musters the courage to ask for your number.

you give him a fucking riddle instead.

a game of hangman—cruel and unusual punishment—challenging him to unscramble the ten digit number to contact you.

shin gives himself a tiny bald spot from pulling his hair out.

loser!shinichiro who nearly gives up entirely, losing count of the attempts he's made. thousands of texts, calls, no results to show for it.

snagged an old lady—unwillingly.

but not you.

loser!shinichiro who gets ripped on endlessly by wakasa and benkei about how god awful he is with women.

betting that you gave him a string of random numbers.

wakasa later lost 7,390 yen to benkei.

loser!shinichiro whose heart stops when he hears your voice, airy and haunting. spinning in circles to locate the source.

there across the street at a bakery, dress billowing in the breeze—in all your ethereal beauty, drawing him in like a magnet.

your eyes lock.

his feet carry him to your side, you crack a smile. soft. genuine. liked you'd been waiting for him.

"took you long enough."

"mock me later."

(you do. it's the opening line of your vows at your wedding.)

loser!shinichiro shuts you up with a kiss. hard and demanding. sweeping you off your feet.

and not a soul believes him when he says he finally got a girlfriend.

until you walk in; make a beeline to shin, grab his collar to kiss the daylights out of him. everyone's eyes bug out like they just witnessed a meteor strike the earth.

(he's still saved in your phone as 'that one weirdo')

kunaiiikittennn 𖹭 i hate this man so much ᝰ.ᐟ

[kunaiiikittennn]

۶ৎ ⋆˙⟡ accidentally 'kidnapping' bonten mikey...

mikey was more or less half asleep, walking the streets of shinjuku, alone, without any of his executives. when you mistook him for your boyfriend, the short platinum hair was a perfect match—if you ignore the tattoo on the back of his neck.

which you conveniently missed.

well his night just got a lot more interesting.

swooping in and latching onto his arm in a way that mikey was not prepared for. black eyes blinking back sleep, only to be blinded by the prettiest woman he's ever laid eyes on.

meanwhile there's you, yammering on about some story, some person mikey knows nothing about, but is content to let you yap.

and really, you should've picked up on it sooner.

the quiet, the lack of dumb interruptions, and how tightly his hand is gripping your arm—like he's tethering himself to you. it's only when you stop, glance over just to stop dead in your tracks.

those onyx, soulless eyes stare back, pinning you in place like a taxidermied butterfly. wings flapping pathetically, stuck with sharp needles.

"oh— you're not my boyfriend..." it's said a bit too quickly, too sweetly, even as you're pulling your arm from around his.

you don't get far.

mikey tightens his grip, a smirk that screams danger creeping up on his pallid face, "you lost?"

"i should get back... my boyfriend must be looking for me."

his cold fingers brush a strand of hair behind your ear, lingering on your face for a breath too long. those unnerving eyes of his scan the crowd, searching for something. for your so-called-boyfriend.

no hopeless bastard searching for what should be his most precious treasure.

but there's no one. no savior coming to rescue you from his clutches.

"don't run now."

a dark edge to his voice—a warning. freezes you in place. that's when you notice it, barely visible, tucked into the band of his pants: a gun.

"i won't hurt you." he whispers, as if reading your thoughts, that you were plotting your escape, "that is... if you come with me willingly."

and what choice do you really have?

mikey knows it too. so you go, letting yourself get pushed into the backseat of the black sedan that appeared from thin air.

any hope for freedom shatters the second the locks engage, sealing your fate as mikey's new plaything.

©kunaiiikittennn 2025 ۶ৎ author's note: i have no clue where i was going with this... so enjoy wtv this is 𖹭