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Not today Justin
shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap
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if i look back, i am lost
AnasAbdin
trying on a metaphor
will byers stan first human second
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Beast Koujaku Cosplayer/edit - https://www.facebook.com/MizunoCosplay
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*nosebleed*
…there goes the blood I was gonna donate…
me:Yes mom I got pregnant
me:No i didn’t have sex
me: I just looked at him and BOOM!PREGNANT!
me:at least i’m the next Virgin Mary
Beware Future Little Juniors
Soooooo.....I just started my Junior year of highschool and let me tell you little Fishies(what we call Freshman) out there....YOU SHALL GET A CRAZY AMOUNT OF HOMEWORK IN JUST THE FIRST FUCKING 2 WEEKS.YOUR GRADES WON’T BE LIKE FRESHMAN YEAR AND SOPHOMORE YEAR,WHERE YOU PASS THE 1ST SIX WEEKS.YOU WILL EITHER TRY TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND TRY TO ACTUALLY DO THE FUCKING HOMEWORK OR YOU GRADES SHALL BE AT THE FEET OF YOUR MERCILESS JUNIOR TEACHERS.EITHER WAY, YOUR STILL FUCKED.
(Just a little warning)
(Ps.I wonder what college is like)
...tired....just tired....
I find it funny when i hear old people say “How good it is to be young”.....it is not fucking good.You have to deal with people you hate but can’t hurt and you are expected to do well in class with shitloads of homework and all the nights with no fucking sleep just to finish those fucking summatives online and hope you did fucking well since your grade is already crying even if it the 1st fucking month of school
It is not fucking great to be young with all this bull crap and stress of having to be perfect and getting good grades and hope they rise so you can get into your college of choice or just have to go to the college that will accept you
Just needed to rant since I have to take like 3 tests that I missed and finish part of a group project and my own project....
Boobs that Kill
So i was hanging out with my friends after school and somehow my friend said that my short guy friend was so short,a girl with big boobs could kill him.So I just had to imagine a girl with humongous boobs and comes close to hug you and your head falls in the middle of her boobs.Then I imagine her boobs just surrounding your head and busting it open or just squishing it.Would this be a nice way for a guy to die or no?
I need feminism because-
A man in a room full of women is ecstatic. A woman in a room full of men is terrified.
this blew my mind
Talking with a teacher about my hobbies
Teacher: So, what are you doing in your free time?
Me: Well, I read and sit a long time at my computer.
Teacher: And what are you doing at your computer?
Me: Reading
Teacher: What are you reading?
Me: Unpublished stories from independent writers online
Teacher: So you read gay fanfictions?
Aries: Son\daughter of demons. Darkly attractive, menacing smiles. Good at feigning innocence and inciting sympathy, just to lure people into their trap.
Taurus: a star bound to a human body. Very soft and beautiful, although intimidating. Protective of the people they love.
...
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn
#unpublished stories from independent writers online
#so that’s what we’re calling it now
Never stop reblogging this
No I am not letting this go thank you.
ALTERNATIVELY:
Just died from laughing
this is one of those posts i scrolled through extra slowly to make it last longer because i never wanted it to end.
😂😂😂
Reblog every time
the last one will be me
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*nosebleed*
...there goes the blood I was gonna donate...
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love,love,love!!!
So i just had a weird Idea.You meet and shake hands with someone but you never know if they fapped with that hand.Most men fap but if you think about it,when you shake a mans hand,you shaked the hand they used to get off in the morning or something.
just a random idea i had
My life is such a sad,sad life...the problem is that the fridge is too god damn far away!!!Like who has time to get ready in the morning and NOT be late to school for once and then be able to go to the kitchen and eat something.
Me when I go to school and have the almost same schedule everyday and the same boring teacher who talks in a monotone
Death At school
Title very very misleading!XD
anyways,today at my school they were doing something for driving drunk awareness week and since the seniors were gonna have their prom this week and the school doesn’t want them getting to drunk and turnt up.
So they decided today they would call out a senior who pretend died from being drunk or driving drunk and their friends had to ignore them the rest of the day and see what it felt like not to talk to them anymore.It was fun and kinda interesting at first in the morning but when they had to call out a name EVERY FUCKING 15 MINUTES WITH THE FREAKING HEART BEEP SOUND AND THEN IT GOING FLAT LINE WAS FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! Out classes are like 1 hour and 30 minutes long and so we had to hear it like maybe 9 times each class period and even during lunch!!!!
I hope they don’t do this again next year or maybe I do since we did loose some class time to it.
Bleach characters as Kitty Cats.. because I really really wanted to
OMG! FOREVER REBLOG!!!
