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[yayforrae-blog]

Seth: You had to often do the hardest job at SNL, because you were such a good impressionist and you played so many political figures, you had to start the show. You were in so many cold opens. Which you always talked about how stressful they were.

Bill: I hated doing cold opens

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[jimmyangelfallon]

x

[fandomrunoff]

"[Kristen and I] have a very sibling-type relationship. We finish each other’s sentences, that kind of thing. It’s a thing you can’t create. It just has to be there." - Bill Hader

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[queenjld]

nbcsnl 40th anniversary it’sugar collection

[beyoncevoters-blog]

[trolltina]

A+ parenting

[otakudelbum-deactivated20150320]

[4gifs]

Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]

[carlymotherfuckinghaytack]

this makes me happy

[lanadelreyquasa]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[kaibas-paragraphical-mind]

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

[who-the-f-ck]

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

[shitsuren-chama]

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

[elvenrainbow]

[bogleech]

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

[revereche-deactivated20140508]

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

[perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog]

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

[symmetrical-twin]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.” This person speaks to my soul.

[vuls]

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

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[smileandbeavillain]

The Tonight Show | John Oliver [x]

[fallontonight]

John Oliver and Jimmy discuss emotion in the USA vs. England!

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