After a long debate, I decided I’m gonna totally revamp Jay
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After a long debate, I decided I’m gonna totally revamp Jay
Sorry I’m not Irish and don’t fight 24/7.
*He grins back just a cheekily*
*He missed this, honestly.*
*oh my god how dare-*
A baby could throw a better punch than you!
‘sides, you’re American! All you do is fight! And complain. And eat.
*LOOKS AT JAYS BELLY*
*looks back up like what? didnt do nothin*
Correction. All I do is play football, scream at football, and eat.
*He crosses his arms and gives canice the mommy look*
*He shrugs, wiping some of the blood from his nose*
At least I know how to punch back, right? *Grins*
…Well- *a cheeky smile*
It could use some work.
Sorry I’m not Irish and don’t fight 24/7.
*He grins back just a cheekily*
*He missed this, honestly.*
*He raises a brow at him. He knows that’s from experience, Canice*
I can try, at least.
When you try, you get socked in the face. *sympathetic eyes*
*sad eyes*
*he’s sorry jay…*
*He shrugs, wiping some of the blood from his nose*
At least I know how to punch back, right? *Grins*
*He licks his lip to test the waters*
*Yep, that hurt.*
*Allow him to spit out that blood*
I hate bar fights. Which is why I was trying to break it up. *It wasn’t his fault he got punched in the face. He was being a good samaritan. But if he got punched, there ain’t no way he was gonna stand there and take it*
Can’t be a good stranger in a bar fight. Sometimes they need to work their anger out.
*he’s… not talking from experience… what.*
*He raises a brow at him. He knows that’s from experience, Canice*
I can try, at least.
*He’s pretty sure his nose is broken….and his lip is most definitely split….*
Who starts a bar fight at 8 at night anyway? It ain’t even fully dark out yet…
*He’s learned his lesson. He was mostly dodging and blocking. His face is intact.*
Cowards don’t fight in the dark…
*He licks his lip to test the waters*
*Yep, that hurt.*
*Allow him to spit out that blood*
I hate bar fights. Which is why I was trying to break it up. *It wasn’t his fault he got punched in the face. He was being a good samaritan. But if he got punched, there ain’t no way he was gonna stand there and take it*
*He’s pretty sure his nose is broken....and his lip is most definitely split....*
Who starts a bar fight at 8 at night anyway? It ain’t even fully dark out yet...
I’m not mad. *He offers a small smile* But I don’t want you to get arrested for public intoxication.
Wh- That’s a thing?
I can get in trouble for being drunk? *the room is spinning, NO IT’S NOT STAND STRAIGHT.*Â
Yes, Canice, you can. So let’s go back to my place, alright?
*He’s fairly certain it would just take one gentle little shove to knock Canice over*
*He could do it*
*No one would have to know.*
Alright, back to my house, let’s go.
*He is a giant he would make a loud noise people would know Jay don’t do it*
*if he was a dog, his tail would be wagging, but after jay spoke he realized he might actually be in trouble*
Are ya mad?
I’m not mad. *He offers a small smile* But I don’t want you to get arrested for public intoxication.
*….oh god. why him*
*He’s just gonna stand by the door pinching the bridge of his nose because why him*
*Okay listen.Â
…
dont be rude*
*Song’s over and he looks up with a big dopey grin and !!!!!!! the cute guy is here to take him away!!*
*strolls on over, acting all cool and sly, and leans on the door frame, smirking on over at Jay like ‘yeh im cool wassup’*
Nice t’see you.
*He’s fairly certain it would just take one gentle little shove to knock Canice over*
*He could do it*
*No one would have to know.*
Alright, back to my house, let’s go.
*He looks it up and hey, that’s actually really close. Maybe an hour and a half at most.*
[Text]: I’ll be there soon
*And he picks up his keys and is out the door!*
*He’s doing karaoke. Making a huge fool of himself.*
*He’s a good singer-! He’s just… Loud and goofy.*
*At least he’s entertaining the other drunks.*
*....oh god. why him*
*He’s just gonna stand by the door pinching the bridge of his nose because why him*
[Text]: Please don’t
[Text]: I need more than that. I can’t just drive around the entire state
[Text]: doing it
[Text]: literally called tiniest bar in texas
*He’d send a picture but oooooo alcohol*
*He looks it up and hey, that’s actually really close. Maybe an hour and a half at most.*
[Text]: I’ll be there soon
*And he picks up his keys and is out the door!*
[Text]: Where r u??
[Text]: I’ll come pick u up
[Text]: tiniest bar in texasÂ
[Text]: outside of it though. didnt go in.Â
[Text]: im gonna do it thou h
[Text]: Please don’t
[Text]: I need more than that. I can’t just drive around the entire state
*Oh,look texts.*
*Texts that make him smile*
[Text]: I can’t just randomly go to ireland
[Text]: found myself in texasÂ
[Text]: theyre telling me theyre gonna kick me out of texas
[Text]: im gonna kick there assÂ
[Text]: Where r u??
[Text]: I’ll come pick u up
*Checks his phone for the millionth time in an hour*
Maybe I should go out tonight. Just so I’ll have something to do.
*funny you should check your phone because a now very drunk irishman is gonna just*
[Text]: hang out with me
[Text]: miss you
[Text]: did i send that???
*Oh,look texts.*
*Texts that make him smile*
[Text]: I can’t just randomly go to ireland
*Checks his phone for the millionth time in an hour*
Maybe I should go out tonight. Just so I’ll have something to do.
*But he doesn’t want to interrupt :<*
*Alright he’ll end on that song then. With a sharp flick of the wrist (on the right note) he bows, thanking the people around for listening. Also Merry Christmas.*
*And away the violin goes, oh god his hands are numb*
*But he grabs a couple buck out of the case before closing it and looks up for Jay.*
Coffee?Â
*Grins at him, stuffing his hands in his pockets*
I was actually bout t’ ask you. You did really well.