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@yer-a-legend
That one set of friends that love you separately but look like they hate to see you coming when they together- MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TAKING THE CATS WITH THEM TOO I'MMA DO A FUCKING MURDER ISTG
(Wrote this when they were right in front of me and right when one suggested they leave the living room "for a nap" motherfucker I know ur nickname Slump McGee but I've seen you for a total of FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES AND IT'S ALREADY 6:35PM)
The new live laugh love
sega had me terminated for these
I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.
Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.
At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.
One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.
That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days
you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question
But then you wouldnt have known about the moose
A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice.
Please note the calm looking fawn.
It’s mother has most likely used the fake deer as cover for the fawn to sleep near. I’ve personally witnessed a doe direct a fawn to lay in a patch of tall weeds and go lay on a hill where she could see me and the tall patch of weeds. That’s what they do, find something bigger than the fawn to sleep near so they’re hidden while they sleep.
This isn’t a sad child looking for something mother-like, this is a kid getting put to bed.
so the mom just managed to find the most haunting large object behind which to hide a child
@deerstar4 too good to be banished to the tags
We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!
Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life.
12 days left until the breadiversary, we’d better make sure we have the ingredients on hand!
It’s today!
It’s today!!
@the-official-goose-god
happy breadiversary :D
BREADIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDD
Manslaughter it is then
"where are all the older transmascs and trans men?"
dead or detransitioned.
they were killed by their families. by their partners. by random strangers.
they killed themselves because they weren't treated with respect.
they never got out of the closet because they live in a part of the world where people seen as women don't have any autonomy.
they detransitioned because they had no support, because they were pushed out of community and safe queer spaces.
they're so stealth nobody in their lives knows they're trans, because they get treated with less respect when people know.
where are our transmasc elders? the community failed them, and now they're an endangered population.
ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit
Technically most moss is outside the international space station
(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ
One more for the collection. Book is Stars at Last by Jessica Jocelyn
This works toward any parent applicable
ass is so boring whats the appeal
listen man. pack ya shit. pack ya shit, get the fuck off my dash. u gonna go? get out. get tf out.
people poop from there you sick freak
A N U S A I N ’ T A S S M Y D U D E
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(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ
One more for the collection. Book is Stars at Last by Jessica Jocelyn
This works toward any parent applicable
Looking out over a growing city, looking at creations of man that look like hubris humbled
Iron Lung (2026)
does this imply that the ocean is ketchup
Fun fact! The reason Markiplier's portrayal of a person stuck in a falling apart, piece of shit, frustrating death trap of a vehicle was so realistic is because he used to own a tesla.
I wasn't prepared for spontaneous Tesla slander XD
so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"
and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."
This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.
I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.
@thatlittleegyptologist
Judge OP’s heart
I laughed, I lighten his heart.
His heart shall be heavier for this.
