I Can Do This All Day

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[saiiboat]

i forgot the furnace guy was coming today. right. so i answer the door and im in my dino pajamas right out of bed and when hes working on the furnace he fucking. he cuts his finger on the furnace. so i take him into the bathroom to do some first aid bc its looking pretty bad and i forgot about the fucking. shadow the hedgehog nice cock sign on my wall. so im standing there. cringing out of my mind. what an impression. youre maintenancing someones furnace qnd you hurt your finger and this person is very adamant about first aid protocol and you walk into their bathroom and just see this shit. what the fuck

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Thranduil: Red wine

Bartender: What kind?

Thranduil: The big kind

[rogha]

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

I feel so appreciated :3

[schakira]

WE FOUND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

GOD SAID ADAM AND EVE SO SHE WAS BOTH

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

I said this same thing! Except I’m also bi so I add to it a little 😇

[thebluewizardsaregay]

apparently i'm a millennial woman

[two1nthep1nk]

sam, frodo and gollum:

the dead bodies in the swamp:

[patrick-stewart]

Those were the stories that stayed with you. They meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. 

[opportunity-rover]

[sanjidysphoria]

a thing that will forever amuse me is the movie fandom's depiction of the relationship between gandalf and pippin. like "haha old man is annoyed by younger man" is funny on its own but what most of them don't know is:

gandalf is an entity, an angelic being taking up human form who is older than time itself. pippin 'i exist to spite god' took is like 17. this is a teenager constantly fucking up an ancient being.

pippin is the biggest minor inconvenience in gandalf's life.

[desinteresse]

The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

[desinteresse]

Me when im awake, alert, unmedicated, sober and not religious

[gal-ch3ck]

[ithilienns]

Celebrating 20 Years of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

[gentianjune]

[frodo-sam]

TOLKIEN WEEK (½) – day 5. favorite quotes

[valtsv]

funniest thing in the lord of the rings is how no one can kill gollum because whenever they get close they're like "oh my god he's so pathetic and ugly i can't bear to fucking look at him. jesus christ." so they just imprison him and then he slips through the fucking bars like a looney tunes character. and this happens multiple times.

[rotgospels]

is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? is it getting you off king 

[t-aash]

Catholics at prayer

[bakwaaas]

‘relationships are work’ means ‘you have to put effort into loving each other intentionally & learning how to love each other and communicating properly’ not ‘your relationship makes you feel stressed and sad most of the time & the other person disrespects you and treats you bad but you stay anyway’

[kylos]

how i feel at the end of any zoom meeting