okay but imagine a fan being seated next to andrew on a flight
(andrew is on his way to visit neil, theyre playing for different teams across the country, and he has only a few days off so he wont waste his precious time by driving) (hes basically being the self destructive troll he is) (also he would never admit this but he feels slightly better about planes since that one time neil comforted him about plane accidents being not that common) (slightly, i repeat)
anyways hes seated next to this fan and after the flight they share the whole thing on their twitter (feel free to imagine yourself as this person at this point because thats basically what im doing rn)
GUYS YOU WONT BELIEVE WHO I WAS SEATED NEXT TO DURING MY FLIGHT
*a picture of the fan holding their thumbs up, smiling crazy happy, andrew is sitting next to them and looking at the camera with his best blank face*
ANDREW FUCKING MINYARD!!!!!!
it was the most uncomfortable 3 hours of my life i L O V E D it!!! lmao
okay but seriously it was the best flight ive ever had
like at first i didnt even realize it was him, i had some problems finding my seat and i was kinda exhausted&pissed off
so i wasnt paying attention to who i was sitting next to
but then when i settled i turned around andÂ
i was sitting!!! next to!!! andrew!! freaking!!! minyARD!!
so i was like âoh my god youre andrew minyard!â
and he just said âapparentlyâ
guys hes as intimidating irl as he looks on the court but bOY he is smol
like i made sure to check it when we stood up to leave he is t i n y af
and as you can see on the pic he was wearing glasses ashdgash
speak of the pic i had to bribe almost all of my sweets just to get that pic with him
and omg he puts 7 PACKS OF SUGAR IN HIS HOT CHOCOLATE LIKE WTFÂ
where do all those carbs go??? not to his height apparently
I wasseated next to the best goalkeeper of exy history and it was the best day of my life
ALSO NOW THAT IM SAFELY AT HOME AND OUT OF HIS REACH I CAN FINALLY SAY
HE HAS NEIL JOSTEN AS HIS PHONE BACKGROUND GUYS SJDNHASJFHAKSJFA BRB DYING
the whole thing goes viral
then andrew simply tweets:
Funny how you think your house is safe.