John Doe

18+ Account What's 9 + 10? 18 You stupid

[yetimthatguy]

Intro

Block, don't report

l just keep coming back anyways lol

Trans man (He/Him ONLY, if you use They/Them I'll get sad) and pre-everything

I only login to this account when I'm horny, otherwise I'm on my main

Name: John Doe (Get it? Cause you don't know me?)

Age: 18

Anons: 🦊, 🐺, ⚙️

My Telegram

[Boundaries, Kinks, General Info] Anything highlighted is important

Feel free to DM! I just might take awhile to respond and if you plan on sexting you should put a list of your kinks so I don't make you uncomfortable! (or don't idk)

I'm HEAVILY inexperienced with the only exposure to this sort of thing being porn, please take this into account when interacting

I top, I can also dom/sub

I do NOT take sex as seriously as I should, I WILL be joking

Please refer to me and my genitalia as if you were talking to a cis guy (I have a dick, I cum, I'm hot not pretty, etc etc). If I use a strap, I'll say I use a strap other than that just say I have a dick. Don't call me a femboy, cuntboy, or anything of the sorts. When in doubt, if it has 'boy' in the word I'm probably not comfortable with it.

I am mixed, do NOT call me a mutt and I will not call you master

Kinks (If I missed one just ask if I'm into it)

I'm into it: Pet Play (Puppyplay) -Owner/Pet dynamics (Me being the pet) Teasing (Giving, Receiving) Praise (Giving, Receiving) -Condescending Praise (Giving, Receiving) -Worship (Receiving) -Transmasc Superiority/Supremacy (Receiving) Vaginal Penetration (Giving) -Anal Penetration (Giving) -Rimming (Receiving, Sometimes Giving) Oral (Receiving) Age Difference Size Difference (I'm short as fuck so it's a given) Infantilization (Giving, Receiving) I'M not into it but if YOU are you can talk about it and we can play it out:

Pissplay/Omorashi/Watersports Pet Play (Cat, Bunny, Ponyplay, etc) Scat Fart Feet Vomit Bonadge Degrading (Giving) Owner/Pet dynamics (Me being the owner) Chastity (Giving) Depends on the scenario:

Forcemasc (Giving, Receiving) Forcefem (Giving) Brat Taming (Both being and not being the brat) Feederism

No thanks:

Incest/Fauxcest Age Play Race Play Rape Play CNC Forcefem (Receiving) Detrans (Giving, Receiving) Transfem Superiority/Supremacy (I'm not transfem)

tyguygato if you're reading this you will be subjected to the HORRORS

[yetimthatguy]

I think incels and ugly bastards should bottom more

[yetimthatguy]

Fun Fact: I make humping motions to try and get to sleep faster. I'm not humping anything and I get no sexual gratification from it at all, I just kinda thrust the air

This means for a soild 15-20 minutes, I'm automatically thrusting into into nothing. Nothing stops me and nothing wears me down until I'm dead asleep.

Do with this info what you will

[yetimthatguy]

It's funny how people view me sexually cause you're jorking it over a guy that watches the Am0ng Us Show

[yetimthatguy]

Note to self, be naked around John Doe

Got it!

-🐺

It's the nicest thing to do because of my height! You wouldn't wanna be a bully, would you?

This isn't very fair, I have to struggle enough already, don't make it more difficult for me to fuck you

[yetimthatguy]

No you don't get it, I NEED to buy the camo boxers. Think about it, it's FUNNY

[yetimthatguy]

It's mean to wear clothes around transmascs. Why should they have to put in the effort it takes to strip you when you could already be naked and ready for them?

[yetimthatguy]

Don't you wanna put flash warnings on that cute gif for me? It'll make me very happy if you used whatever's left of that puppy brain of yours if you put a itty bitty flash warning for owner. You can do that, can't you?

[yetimthatguy]

I don't see it on your list, how do you feel about chastity?

Oh whoops, my bad. I'm not really INTO chastity, but I bring it every once in awhile cause I'm mad as hell and want to feel like I'm in control of things for once

TL;DR: Not into it, but if YOU are I'll be happy to play into it

[yetimthatguy]

You HAVE to let trans men top!! cause- uh...THIS!!

you don't want his ass to prolapse, do you?

[yetimthatguy]

I'm not transphobic but can I get corrected with the strap anyway?

-🐺

ykw sure, dunno what I'm correcting though so I'll just keep fucking you until something happens

[yetimthatguy]

Remembering a "transphobic" guy on my last account that was practically begging me to correct him with my strap

[yetimthatguy]

You guys ever see a porn title that completely ruins the mood?

"BIG BLACK THUG RUINS itty bitty precious WHITE girl with his BBC" Okay that's enough my boner is gone

[yetimthatguy]

Oh no, I think I come off a bit too strong :[

[yetimthatguy]

Fuuuuck bro

[yetimthatguy]

Everytime I see something transphobic I'll horny post here to offset it

[yetimthatguy]

My beige flag is that I think I can fix transphobes by fucking them real good

It's already been proven that you can't "fix" queer people but have we've other tried the other way around?

[yetimthatguy]

People forget that just because I was born a women doesn't mean I have the kindness typically associated with one