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happy birthday kazemaru (feb 1st)

[yienla]

How the hell we pass from the original series to Ares?

It's all the meteorite's fault.

Why? Let me explain.

Let’s imagine that the Aliea/Alius/Alien (or however it’s written) Meteorite went around the Earth - as if it were a comet - before it fell and that it was visible for some nights, that would make many people go out to see it go around the sky instead of, you know, making children; this is the reason why in the original series there are fewer characters than in Ares, because their parents were busy watching the comet and not making babies.

What about characters like Atsuya or Hiroto (the one with the tattoo)? Suppose that, when the meteorite finally fell, the impact caused, among other things, an earthquake (which is quite normal in Japan because of its geographical location) and because of that it happened the avalanche suffered by the Fubuki family in the original series and the traffic accident that killed Kira (because we all know that in Inazuma Eleven everything bad has to do with vehicles).

Finally, since in the Ares saga there isn't meteorite, nothing happened with the Aliea academy and the reinforcement committee (I don't know if it's called this way in English) could be done, which is what was planned before the damn - and extremely sexy - aliens appeared.

In conclusion, the main difference is that in the original saga there's a fucking - and purple - flying stone and in Ares there isn't.

[yienla]

Tachimukai: Well, has Endou ever been wrong before?

Gouenji: How wide are you willing to open this up?

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Kidou: Okay, so that's the planing. Any questions?

Endou, rasing his hand: Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?

Kidou: I... I meant questions about the-

Kidou, sighing: The worm.

[yienla]

Suzuno: Would you call yourself a hard worker?

Nagumo: Absolutely. I make almost everything harder than it has to be.

[yienla]

Midorikawa: Would you say you're independent?

Hiroto: [Looks at Tatsuya.]

Tatsuya: [Nods.]

Hiroto: I'd say so, yes.

[yienla]

Fudou: I am not fucking drunk.

Kazemaru, skeptical: Can you tell the time?

Fudou, smug: Yes.

Fudou, to his watch: I am not fucking drunk.

[yienla]

Fudou: Sakuma... I did a bad thing.

Sakuma: Does it involve me?

Fudou: No.

Sakuma: Then suffer in silence.

[yienla]

Kurama: You're pretty dumb.

Minamisawa: Thanks.

Kurama: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Minamisawa: All I heard was "you're pretty", I'm focusing on the positives in life.

[yienla]

Midorikawa: Why is all of my underwear in the freezer?

Hiroto: You said: "This is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow", and put them in. Apparently drunk you likes to play pranks on sober you.

Midorikawa: ...

Midorikawa: That explains so much.

[yienla]

Fudou: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we've made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives.

Kazemaru: ...

Fudou: So to answer your question; no, I didn't punch Sakuma in the face.

[yienla]

Endou: Someone has signed into your account!

Kidou: Yeah, it was me.

Endou: But it's on another device!

Kidou: Yes, my tablet.

Endou: Someone stole your tablet?!

Kidou: What? No.

Endou: CALL THE POLICE!

[yienla]

Fudou: You have no style or sense of fashion.

Kidou: I think that depends on-...

Fudou: No, no. That wasn't a question.

[yienla]

Genda: Why is Kazemaru tidying up the soccer balls so loudly?

Sakuma: To let everyone know that no one helps in the team.

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Genda: Hey Sakuma, do you have two tongues on your mouth?

Sakuma: What? Of course no.

Genda: Do you want to?

Sakuma: What?

Genda: What?

Genda: Who said that?

[thekingofkeepers]

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[inazumafocus]

Wallpapers Commission OPEN

These are a few examples of my wallpapers’ edits! If you’d like some DM me or send an ask! 1 kofi = 2 wallpapers~ and any fandom/character is accepted!

If you can spread this I’d appreciate since I’m in a bit of a pinch and would use some extra cash, thanks💗