we learned to love ourselves

[prisonhannibal]

Road work ahead??

Uh yeah, I sure hope it does

[noodle-dragon]

A smol awoo

[emiliotheexplorer]

This reduced me to tears

[witchyaquariusy]

This looks like am English Springer spaniel ♡♡ like my shadow boy

[noodle-dragon]

He’s a borzoi named Freddie and this is what he looks like now:

[yikeslester-blog]

Quiet room.

Everyone else:

Me:

My stomach: F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ

[zackisontumblr]

when your tweet is on a shirt at a mall in Miami…

[callmehass]

WARNING: If any of you are trick or treating PLEASE be careful we just found this in my little sisters bag and now she has no hair left! she’s comepletely bald! please stay cautious and safe everybody!

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[haramasfuq-deactivated20180721]

[freshest-tittymilk]

Fuck every one of y'all

[1chainzdeactivated-deactivated2]

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

[goldenpaint]

I ask my self 48 times a day “am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?” the answer is always yes of course

[blurrypicturesofmikewazowski]

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

you know what i’ve decided that i’m not going to like boys anymore. i’ve had enough them and their dumb faces. their voices. their bodies. their hot hot bodies. boys are hot. i love boys

[memeguy-com]

Jealous Siri

[yikeslester-blog]

*black people with guns*

white people: criminal thugs!!!!!!

*arab people with guns*

white people: terrorists!!!!!!!

*white people with guns*

white people: well you know, that's our second amendment right. so...

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

[ojalla]

I appreciate those people who are just genuinely nice. Like their mindset is instead of making others miserable, they give people tools to better themselves because why not. Thanks for putting that good energy out into the universe.

[plants4]

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

Salvadore Monella 2 hours later

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

awwwww cute pets