heaven is a large and interesting place

elster ♡ they/them ♡ 25+ ♡ i am purely here for a good time

[yokune-ruko]

i am a very smart and beautiful savant of a woman. many people find me distasteful. i always order an oat milk latte and immediately remove the cap to stir in a single splenda. i can often be found walking aimlessly in public and tripping over uneven sidewalks. i wear exclusively bamboo socks and military-canvas tote bags with chiikawa buttons on them. there has been an exemption made for me in international law because i am unrecognizable as any species past present or future but they have to give me rights because i understand sign language.

[ripempezardexerox]

[dozydawn]

“Here are great photos from the Women's Day chess blitz tournament held in Moscow on March 8, 2011.”

[gothhabiba]

you want me to be your what? oh! well, I mean, this is kind of sudden, but I might be down to—oh, it just involves—oh, I would just be, like, reading your fanfic? and telling you if it’s good? yeah, no, sure, I can do that

[kosmogrl]

[yokune-ruko]

everything is too blue nowadays. its either blue or its cool tones and i think it makes you crazy. tumblr is the last social media site because you can make it green

[ampervadasz]

[ghost-y]

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[dogposts]

wake up wake up wake up wake up let's play

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[yokune-ruko]

did you know joy and whimsy are real and not a collectively shared artifice

[pangur-and-grim]

some sort of sandwich

[pangur-and-grim]

[autophoenix]

me doing stand up: and what about the rain? when she comes here she cleanses us, and is good. we love the rain.

audience: we love the rain.

[styxbugg]

Happy pride month

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[lakevida]

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no

[gravedangerahead]

The Women's World Cup is gonna be in Brasil because they're pure of heart and chosen by God (who is brazilian)