stay beautiful

[cithaerons]

feel like this mocking of 2012 cringe tumblr hits different for those of us who were there. to my younger followers: it really was like that.

[retrogamingblog2]

just to be safe...

[domestic-harry]

IM SCREAMING

[gardevoir]

[killowave]

[hate-crimes-official]

[foulserpent]

everyone who buys tumblr fundamentally misunderstands the fact that us clowns that still use this site use it specifically because its a no mans land in here and its structure utterly prevents a lot of the annoying crap on other social media. no premium nonsense, posts are in order, significant anonymity, etc. the userbase is uniquely hostile to change and will get up in arms about literally anything you do. every corporation who buys this site with different goals in mind is gonna have a bad time and end up selling it a few years down the line for chump change

[secondclassvines]

[ferchferrier]

Omg

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

@cobaltdays

[hey-shoes]

😧

[hustlerose]

my biological pronouns are ATGCGCATATCGATCG/CGATCGATCGGCATCGTA

[hustlerose]

[aprazing-grace]

[blackberryshawty]

Tumblr as a content platform has an operational model that’s inherently hard to monetize and like the fact that no capitalist understood that when they bought the company is hilarious

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

[xno-chill-memesx]

Every anime fr

[deactivated-7272020-deactivated]

[languages-georg-blog]

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

[annarcho-nicolesmith]

One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lady-byleth]

Full offense but people who make fun of someone else’s accent or belittle their limited vocabulary when they’re speaking a language not native to them are fucking disgusting and are just begging to be punched.

They’re speaking your language because you don’t know theirs. That’s not something they should be made fun of, it’s something that should be commended because learning a language is hard fucking work.

I hate people who do this so much.

[fysquishyonew]

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let's all use one account like netflix

[tiffanyachings]

asoue + siblings

[tradchad-deactivated20180810]

[ravens-wing214-deactivated20230]

I laughed harder than I should have. 

[johnskylar]

This is so much better than the typical Polish joke.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]