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daneika | 28 | australia | indigenous i'm just an old man having a slice of fun pie.

[foulserpent]

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

[dexfiles]

sun: 🌞 me: shut the fuck

[howthegodschill]

moon: 🌙

me: ily

[ocdsnake-deactivated20151011]

elmer please leave this place

[fruitsoftheape100]

Please Just Tell Me.

[fortzancudo]

it’s about time SOMEONE taught me

[slitherpunk]

[katimcgrath]

the only acceptable comment straight people are allowed to make this pride month

[turkwriter]

You, a fool: George R.R. Martin writes nothing but sadness and created A Song of Ice and Fire just to break people’s hearts and destroy their souls with crushing scenes of character death and horrible things happening to those who survived.

Me, an intellectual: George R.R. Martin named three successive generations of House Tully after Muppets.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

has anyone ever had the problem where you literally never want to do anything that you cannot reap benefits from immediately

like maybe I’m hungry but everything I have in the house at the moment would take 10+ minutes to prepare so I just……put off making the food for WAY longer than it would have taken to prepare the food when I first got hungry

Or i want to order some necessary thing online but the website says it will take a week to get here and i’m like “oh well fuck that” so I put off ordering it for like a week

Or if im like “I should clean my room because I like when it’s clean” but I know it’ll take me a couple hours so I don’t do it for like six months

It’s like there are only two times for me: right this instant and The Entire Rest Of The Future.

[strawberryoverlord]

That’s executive disfunction baby

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[vvdotcom]

[antimanifesto1973]

take it

[groupthinker]

[mesopelagic]

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

[mesopelagic]

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

[one-time-i-dreamt]

DOBBY???????

[papasmoke]

The pussy indulgence has begun

[gzio-remade-blog]

wish i lived in animal crossing so all i had to do to make money is shake trees and beat the shit out of rocks

[gooligann]

My ps4 when I start downloading a game:

[kyloren]

Sophie Turner and Jessica Chastain answer the web’s most searched questions

[thisneedshelp]

I couldn’t find any guides online that were quite what I wanted, so I made one. I created them to be viewable on my phone, so these should work on any phone bigger than 5″! Together we can end window switching. Hope this helps someone else

[emailclub]

every day you all make me read words