favioli

I can't swim

[evilryu-deactivated20180710]

[kushdrinker-deactivated20140817]

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

[studip]

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

[puto1-blog]

i have more followers than people at my school

[puto1-blog]

[the-writer-is-always-write]

In other news, reading the reviews for Cats has become my new favorite pastime:

[jeongin-archive]

on all levels except physical i am asleep rn

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Ripley’s believe it you thots

[elissamvp]

When you say something smart and people are shocked

[teenagerposts]

from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.

[4444555666777888999]

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

[jacobhpb]

god thank you for giving us a better term for when the grapes arent soggy and shit, instead of saying fucking “tight grapes”

[motherhenna]

adulthood be like

[ojibwa]

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

[slavery]

I feel unlovable and it breaks my heart daily 

[djpaulyd]

I am the love of my life

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[baker-p-i]

[teathattast]

corcle time

[cowboy-garfield]

Where’s that post about having mundane superpowers

[linguisticparadox]

I was not ready

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

I had to watch this a couple times

The chaos energy was to much to handle at once

[animatedtext]

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down