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Am dude yes. Has anime yes. Rebloggs NSFW on occasion yes.

[laguzmage]

How in the world did CDPR get this game past compliance, holy shit

[corrincorrout]

A S S C H A N

[pururin]

[chessys]

what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

[jari-memes-that-melt-steel-beams]

I met the woman of my dreams on Tumblr ^_^

[friendly-octopus]

I met the man of my dreams on Tumblr 👀😁

[chessys]

i met a girl who made a hate blog about me and threatened to leak my nudes!!!

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

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[doubleca5t]

Great post guys, hit the showers

[lambo-san]

cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

[kcciny]

[ama-nee]

[maxofs2d]

https://twitter.com/fairlyaIright/status/1014603417946345473

[evilwickedme]

(via @lynchbrothers) same

[relatablepicsofedwardelric]

This post is a slow-motion car crash.

[torseinen]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[brbgensokyo]

[dykeguy]

TRUST NOBODY, NOT EVEN NOBODY

[intensional]

[thewomenandthechildren]

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already

[weirdness-is-good]

[lesbianshepard]

making posts about how tumblr is going to die and about how nothing is going to happen 

[shipburner]

open rp

Toa Nokama swims up to you:

“Hey there! This is my fursona, what do you think of her?”

[banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2]

“I THINK SHE’S EXCELLENT,” says 27th president of the United States of America, William Howard Taft. 

“PERHAPS YOU HELP ME DESIGN MY OWN, AH, ‘FURSONA’?”

[shipburner]

“Why certainly!” says the Toa of Water.

“Simply accept a bite from the Fursona Bug!”

[banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2]

“OH? WHAT CONVENIENT MEANS OF TRANSFORMATION,” says Taft, curling his exuberant mustache with glee. “HERE, MY FLESH IS SUPPLE AND READY FOR THE BITE.”

“PLEASE, I MUST ASK THAT YOU BE GENTLE. MY WIFE IS VERY JEALOUS AND COULD MISTAKE A WOUND FOR A HICKEY RECEIVED IN AN UNFLATTERING MANNER.”

[valentinecatcher-deactivated201]

NOW HOWARD AS YOUR WIFE I MUST INSIS-

[shipburner]

“Do not misunderstand, Helen! This is but a favor from one Rahi enthusiast to another! While I take an interest in wholly organic intelligences as a woman of science, I take no interest as a woman. He has been quite safe in this cocoon.”

“See! He emerges!”

[banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2]

“AUGHHHH SHRUGGOT”

“HELEN THIS IS MY TRUE FORM. I AM ONE WITH THE GODS AND THE UNIVERSE. JOIN ME HELEN. PLEASE HELEN. HELEN.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i got my DNA test results and theyre negative

[cheaphalloweencostume]

says im 97% cheddar bay biscuit

[bunnysmoothie]

whats the other 3%

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade

[oneechangoddess]

Grandma knows whats up