fuck

I should be doing something else

[earthdad]

girl: can you stop wearing those glasses while we have sex?

me:

[unsettlingstories]

[notolgi-deactivated20150427]

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

[queertoddler-deactivated2015021]

[ghoulpup-deactivated20121002]

He’s here

[you-only-need-wifi]

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing...

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

[nest-deactivated20181209]

i do smiley faces with the nose :-) because i want to make sure he is able to snif.

[wern]

whats he sniffing

[nest-deactivated20181209]

Oh you know.

[the-memedaddy]

[babyanimalgifs]

this video always cheers me up

[sexwitsockson]

Things not to do when you’re angry at ya bf/husband:

>throw a drink/food in his face >destroy their property >physically assault them

[clicklike-remade-to-ouuchh-deac]

>use the personal things they told you against them

[cappamadonna]

Bring up their biggest insecurities

[quixon]

Posted over a full month ago: not even 2,000 notes

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Every girl friend I’ve dated up until this year has done this

[locaraquel]

Don’t make us mad then. Keep us happy and harm will be done 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[yallstillhere]

If you don’t get cho crazy ass

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

post: don’t abuse your boyfriend

y’all:

[bando--grand-scamyon]

“Don’t make us mad then” GIRL do you not know how the fuck human interaction works… the shit is gon happen whether he meant to or not it’s everybody’s responsibility not to react with physical violence like a FUCKING JACKASS especially if it wasn’t that damn serious

[coconutlimeverbena]

!!!! Important post.

[christel-thoughts]

Abusive people always want to make it your fault they reacted violently

[lonsthedon]

🗣🗣🗣🗣 ABUSIVE PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO MAKE IT YOUR FAULY THEY REACTED VIOLENTLY

[astrorealm-deactivated20200416]

^^^^^^^^

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[justbadpuns]

What do you call a pony with a raspy voice? A little hoarse.

[block]

Who hurt you

My expectations

[kenneysenpai-deactivated2015060]

[shitpostpriest]

you are what you yeet

[federalbureauofislam]

do u ever see a boy and ur like… wow get the fuck away from me

[klaviergavinwiki]

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.

my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday

me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

[world-of-cats]

[batcoins]

It’s pumpkin season guise.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

FEED THE PUMPKINS