nonpracticing bisexual

don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

[wingsfromwhere]

[mattressblowoutsale]

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

[ghost-opal]

oughh

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[doctorsex69]

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

[exquisith-blog]

I'd go here if it was real.

[princessharumi]

mattwmaple:

gabrielcezar:

((Someday we should have this big Tumblr meetup. And we’ll make this reality. 

/as if ))

someone cosplay this with me

[heritage-post]

date of origin: May 9th, 2011

[marxismopportunism]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[bippus]

You got a favourite dinosaur?

I have nothing

[dogpuppy]

[kuttithevangu]

The other day a neighbor asked if this toy has a name and I didn’t want to admit that my mother calls it “his carcass”

[mlarayoukai-archive]

How some of you sound when you play gachas

[i-like-reblog-maps]

What month were you born in?

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

[edgar-allan-possum]

[agendermetalbender]

[mandatoryrollercoaster]

This is Progress

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[my-dailydreams]