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i like movies : ) 18 "after i sucked that broad boohhhne dry!"

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the pinned post... dun dun dun!!! my intro

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thinking evil and desperate things

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is there a way to control crushes. what js the way to control them. what is the way

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i need to actually calm down because . okay yay yes i just click not interested and these things exist but okay

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die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die no i'm cool with just being casual die die die die oh yeah cheating kink how hot die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die fuck you fuck you fuck you i can be anything you want cmon cmon cmon die die die die die the only way anyone will ever love me is if i am a sexual thing okay yeah yeah yeah cmon. cmon cmon cmon take the only thing you want

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i dont even have a vcr but i love her so much and i love caressing her and feeling her. actually need to get a vcr but there weren't any at secondhand shops near me... (cause the only way to watch a davy crockett 22 minute short voice by nic cage from 1992 is either buying it on prime video or getting vhs)

[sligoriverblues]

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i talk too much

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Tartar sauce hmm. I’ll give it a solid 8/10. Would call you back. Well assuming you wanted me to.

very good

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is it weird to talk about nicolas cage before and after sex. like a cage sex sandwich?

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no

maybe

depends...

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i wish i was in a cage sex sandwich (joke)

(not joke)

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It depends on how on brand the cage messaging is.

If it was Yuri seducing Ava. 10/10 no notes gonna go harder.

If it was vampire panic as you drink my blood. 6/10. Confused and concerned.

If it was a bad drug trip on a New Orleans port 2/10. Calling you a taxi.

Ya know it depends.

it was saying how i look like him maybe and then showing an animorphed version of me and him. and then talking about the skycam in birdy. and also mentioning the tartar sauce bit from the weather man (among other things...)

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is it weird to talk about nicolas cage before and after sex. like a cage sex sandwich?

yes

no

maybe

depends...

Voting ended onJul 23

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what does it depend on guys

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is it weird to talk about nicolas cage before and after sex. like a cage sex sandwich?

yes

no

maybe

depends...

Voting ended onJul 23

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the king of bogglw there is none higher... i got eleven points off the word quagmire!

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Yes. Obviously. Why is that even a question

it was actually entirely rhetorical because i don't have a copy of oliver twist.... whoops!

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should i post a photo of me in lingerie with my nipples covered by a copy of oliver twist?