Come along dear

Hello my name is Abigail. I like to talk a lot and people seem to mistake my annoyingness with cuteness.

[indicaxdreams-deactivated202301]

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF

[cthylle]

*sits in a campsite around a campfire* *puts flashlight up to my face* *whispers creepily* the gender binary *everybody screams*

[kvoid]

sext: you look like the universe decided that it was tired of being so immense so it compressed all of its beauty and complexity and wonder into a smaller form so it could make everyone around it feel like they were a part of the stars

[pidgeys]

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl ever fucked her right in the pussy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

[jellys]

people that point out acne:

pack ur bags

buy a plane ticket

go to hell

[theroyalscone]

YOU GUYS ARE DAMN LUCKY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

I RIPPED THE BLOOPERS.

WATCH THEM, LAUGH.

[nobreeches]

i am literally in tears holy shit

[ominousapples]

ASDKALSJD:LAKSDJASLKDJASD 

[ladybeek-deactivated20141024]

CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE HERE SKGHSDKJGSD

[skeir]

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!

[ssoukafrik]

I can’t breath Jesus Elizabeth Hitler I’m crying Ohhhh my god

[forestbeasty-deactivated2017110]

I just have to reblog this. 

[spatsula-deactivated20181219]

and this is why i still like hetalia …f bgfhjadgshgsdh

[princessharumi]

Okay I admit I got a lot of chuckles out of this

[doopdoodopspsodop-blog]

oH MY GOD………GERMANY

[uro-boros]

I’m going to eat that cat

[milkysaint]

NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WIN THEM W- UGH what win wh win what stupid.

[zero-katimus]

I’mma eat you, fire.  I’mma make you my woman. Even if you hate Hetalia, this is funny as shit.  Oh god, I needed to laugh and this did it.  Now off to work at Best Buy until Midnight because commerce is a stupid fucking bitch. 

[jakface]

Okay…. okay, I laughed. I laughed SUPER FUCKING HARD. And it hurt because I have a really bad cough. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. That last one…  Germany’s voice actor is my hero.

[kamachiono]

I don’t usually reblog this sort of thing but HOLY SWEET BABY JESUS I shouldn’t have laughed this hard. BINNI Y U NO TELL ME ABOUT THIS?

[chef-manardee]

LMAO I DIDN’T KNOW YOU’D WANT TO KNOW?!!!!!

[mewx50]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND WHY IS IT SO FUNNY.

AMERICA WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE SDFSGFDGFJHGJHG-

[bowtiesandgingham]

[affectingly-deactivated20160623]

[scribblemynizzle]

…big brother lovi is cute right?

[iggy-mo-blog]

[jasper-rolls]

an emo life headcanon: they are frozen in these positions. no matter what they are actually doing they always look like this from all directions

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

straight white boy problems

when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(

[multiversemadness]

[zombiemaids]

#this man is literally the closest thing we have to parental guidance on this site

[4gifs]

[naturepunk]

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

[ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr]

This could have gone so wrong

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

[booasaur]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

[asanctumofstarfish]

Being a fan of Supernatural is so frustrating because you can’t outwardly show you’re a fan because people are like “why is there a pentagram on your shirt do you worship satan” 

[carryonanddontblink-arc-deactiv]