WELCOME TO DRACULA FUCK MANSION

ciarán ♂ 26 | *plays a synth solo and a bass solo at the same time*

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[myladyofmercy]

like to charge reblog to cast

[videntefernandez]

[prunsel]

do u think he ever got around to playing undertale

[ogouji]

Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. I'm used to swallowing huge loads.

[willgrahamscock]

YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas

[willgrahamscock]

#you started blogging when I was 2

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose. 

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[markvomit]

[aqwult]

what if the computer worked? what if video games were fun? what if there was a beautiful woman? my blog explores these concepts, and more

[sailermoon]

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

[chimchams]

namjoon waiting for you at the bar ♡

[leonsgf-deactivated20190426]

he is literally leaving

[albertnatural]

[winfieldblue]

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

[skippydiesposting]

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

[skippydiesposting]

top tier comedy

[hemicynes]

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

[liberalsarecool]

Newsome ended Ron. On FOX. Delicious.