Hi, I read a story a while back, cracky and definitely AU, where as a kid Draco insults this sex guru lady and is cursed to never complete, *wink wink* I think he becomes a librarian and Hermione is like Indiana Jones. Any help finding it again?
I do know this fic! It’s Hermione Granger and the 40 Year Old Virgin!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9689451/1/Hermione-Granger-and-the-Forty-Year-Old-Virgin










