You Park Like A Cunt.com

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“Just popping to the shops. Rickmansworth, on the corner of A421 Uxbridge road by the Wimpy. Causing chaos.”

What a sack of absolute rimcheese.

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“Half the car in red lines….the other in motorcycle bay. What a dick.”

If this car’s paintwork wasn’t all accidentally scratched to fuck when the owner returned, then motorcyclists aren’t the vengeful beasts that they were.

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“This is how to park on a corner properly. Seen in Sheffield, Carter Knowle, S11. Cunt.”

Fuck me. Even my 5-year-old would know that you can’t do this with a car. Zafira drivers are absolute cunts. Tow it, crush it and bury it.

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Incredible. Fucking Incredible.

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“Corvette in Santa Ana (California) using 3 spaces - complete with cones!”

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“Nettleham Fields, Lincoln. She came in the wrong way through a one-way system and then just plonked her car here after three attempts.”

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“Absolute CLASSIC CUNT - parking on double yellow lines & up on the pavement & on the apex of a corner!!!!!!! CLASSIC MB CUNT IN TOWER HAMLETS”

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“Oh look, it’s an Audi parking like a cunt. What a surprise.”

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Durham train station car park. Its between the lines … cunt.

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Wot. The. Actual. Eff. [question mark]

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“Christchurch, New Zealand. Only a complete wanker could park like this in a busy theatre car park.”

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Standard BMW behaviour

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A Dodge Ram engaging 4x4 parking mode.

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Moron visits Wednesbury leisure centre

“Not only 1 space but 1 normal space and 1 huge space!”

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Parked like a cunt at asda in skelmersdale

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Nicely parked in Sydney’s most exclusive suburb. “Whoops, I parked in the access lane, not the car space “.

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Spotted in “Darien, Connecticunt” [sic]. This is for when upsetting just one disable driver just isn’t going to satisfy your lust for base level cuntishness.