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Jay: How stupid do you think I am?!

Kai: You really want an honest answer to that?

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Lloyd drinking a caprisun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away

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Lloyd, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Lloyd: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Lloyd on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.

Lloyd on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

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Lloyd: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

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Lloyd: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

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Harumi: I think my guardian angel drinks.

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Harumi: The Crystal King has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Lloyd: Didn't you die?!

Harumi: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

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Vinny: Two brooooos!

Garmadon: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Vinny: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Garmadon:

Vinny:

Garmadon: *tearing up*

Vinny: Babe, c'mon...

Garmadon: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Vinny: Babe..

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Harumi: And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.

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Harumi: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Harumi: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.

Lloyd: Harumi, is that legal?

Harumi: When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal!

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Garmadon: Your smile? It makes my day.

Vinny: Your happiness? I live for that.

Misako: A room? Get one.

Lloyd: Hotel? Trivago.

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Lloyd : Why is Kai crying on the floor?

Cole: He took one of those 'what ninja are you?' quizzes.

Lloyd: And?

Cole: He got Jay.

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Lloyd: Is this your plan B?

Garmadon : Technically, this is plan P.

Lloyd: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Garmadon : Yes, but I marry Vinny in plan M.

Vinny: I like plan M.