Diane?

Do I look like your girlfriend?

[your-dead-wife]

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Alive Diane - Despite the name, this Diane is not and has never been alive. She's the robotic version created just after a real counterpart died. Unlike other Dianes who died, hers died way earlier, so she's been around a while.

Silent Hill Diane - There's something not quite right about her. She doesn't look like Rick's wife, whatever version who stumbles upon her, and she never claimed to be Diane. But she looks just like her, just different. It's still the same voice and the same face.

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[your-dead-wife]

Some asshole told me that he wasn't my Rick, like yes, I am well aware of that. My Rick doesn't smell like he woke up in last weeks vomit!

[t0x1cr1ck]

"What's toxic, green, and probably smells like pickles."

Alive Diane @your-dead-wife

[your-dead-wife]

Well? Cat got your tongue?

[t0x1cr1ck]

I...think you broke him...

[your-dead-wife]

Hello? Earth to Toxic Rick??? I'm the robot, not you!!

[your-dead-wife]

I'm a robotic woman. Why do I still get eczema??

[t0x1cr1ck]

"What's toxic, green, and probably smells like pickles."

Alive Diane @your-dead-wife

[your-dead-wife]

Well? Cat got your tongue?

[your-dead-wife]

I would say that I was still alive, but I'm pretty sure that would be a lie. Still around, though.

[clone-ur-rick]

Such is the pains of never being able to die. If, you know...we could feel pain...

[your-dead-wife]

It could be worse... Well, actually, I guess it couldn't. I'm the robot version of some man's dead wife.

[clone-ur-rick]

Oh, I promise you, it could still be MUCH worse.

[your-dead-wife]

I'm literally a dead woman walking. What could be worse?

[clone-ur-rick]

Try "eternally attached to a stubborn teenage boy that never listens".

[your-dead-wife]

Do you think I dont have my own grandson ?

[your-dead-wife]

I would say that I was still alive, but I'm pretty sure that would be a lie. Still around, though.

[clone-ur-rick]

Such is the pains of never being able to die. If, you know...we could feel pain...

[your-dead-wife]

It could be worse... Well, actually, I guess it couldn't. I'm the robot version of some man's dead wife.

[clone-ur-rick]

Oh, I promise you, it could still be MUCH worse.

[your-dead-wife]

I'm literally a dead woman walking. What could be worse?

[your-dead-wife]

I know WHO my husband is, I just don't know WHERE he's run off to.

[your-dead-wife]

First thing is to update all my pinned and decide which out of my 22 blogs I'm deleting. Got issues, okay?? Lmao

[your-dead-wife]

Spent all my time roleplaying as a hot demon girlfriend, everything else is mush

[your-dead-wife]

First thing is to update all my pinned and decide which out of my 22 blogs I'm deleting. Got issues, okay?? Lmao

[your-dead-wife]

I would say that I was still alive, but I'm pretty sure that would be a lie. Still around, though.

[clone-ur-rick]

Such is the pains of never being able to die. If, you know...we could feel pain...

[your-dead-wife]

It could be worse... Well, actually, I guess it couldn't. I'm the robot version of some man's dead wife.

[your-dead-wife]

I would say that I was still alive, but I'm pretty sure that would be a lie. Still around, though.

[your-dead-wife]

Realising I accidentally made a Diane .2 blog when this one exists. History rhymes ig. Anyway @miss-godwine

[your-dead-wife]

"Like every other woman, I crave oil. Oil. Good old, mechanical oil. Buy me some oil-"

[your-dead-wife]

"I remember why I married Rick, well. I remember why some Diane married Rick. He knows when to back off, some men practically hump your leg-"

[your-dead-wife]

"I miss taking Beth to museums. She used to get so excited by the dinosaurs. My little girl has always been an animal lover <3"

[your-dead-wife]

Woah! A Diane, huh? You must be a clone or a robot or something cuz there is nooooo way you could be real otherwise.

- @clone-ur-rick

"I'm not a clone, that would require the original Diane's DNA in some shape or form, and thanks to Prime, that's not around anymore... I'm a robot. Nice to meet you..."

[clone-ur-rick]

Nice to meet you! Name's Rick...unfortunately...

If I may ask, what's it like having to live in the shadow of Rick's dead wife?

[your-dead-wife]

"Well, I don't live in her shadow as such because I was never alive to begin with. But it is so tiring. And dangerous. Ricks are so untrusting."

[clone-ur-rick]

Tell me about it!

Seriously, tell me about it! I wanna know the details!

[your-dead-wife]

"Well, I don't know who made me or why. I woke up where the original Diane died on Rick's original dimension. Every Rick I meet acts like I'm some personal slight against them, even if I just ask for directions. Space Beths treat me like I killed their mother. I'm just a sentient robot with no evil intentions."

[clone-ur-rick]

God, some real Astro Boy bullshit. Without all the uh...anime, superhero, glorification. People really have a hard time making the distinction between individuals that happen to look similar.

[your-dead-wife]

"Some assume that I'm a prank, and that's probably true."