Bit of a sleaze

[your-old-man]

Call me Vic, or just call me Dad. Up to you.

23, he/him, trans, faggot, taken

Wannabe sleazy dad. Expect mostly fauxcest here, with whatever else I might find hot.

This is a side blog, not my main

Dms and asks are welcomed, but I'm not interested in sexting.

18+ only, minors will be blocked

Don't send me feederism, extreme weight gain, race play, or selfharm. Don't baby talk to me either

Anons: 🕷 | 🌙 | 🐀 | 🌲 | 🔫 | 🎸 | 🐛 | 🐶 | 🐝 | 🍄 | 🦝 | 🔶️ | 🩵 | 💜 | 🌑 | 🤡 | 🍓 | 🦇 | 🌺 | 🐇 | 🦊 | 🐾🦇 | 🌾

Bit new to this side of tumblr, but I'm sure you won't mind helpin your old man figure things out, right?

[hearthouses]

in the name of science, are you interested in...?

bottom fathers exclusively

top fathers exclusively

mainly bottom fathers with the occaisonal top father

mainly top fathers with the occaisonal bottom father

equal top and bottom father enjoyer

it is all father flavored incest anyway so it doesn't matter

the elusive switch father enjoyer

Voting ended onFeb 3

for continued learning and further research into this highly scientific study: please reblog and include your choice on this poll, favorite father-related incest pairings, and why. i also accept nuance.

[your-old-man]

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[your-old-man]

hiya :3

am i chill to send in some sexual asks? I know you’re not really answering them right now but I’m getting some ideas >:3

love you so much btw pai, lots of hugs <33

Yeah, absolutely. I still like seein the asks, hell I got a few of em right now that I got recently that I absolutely love, I just don't got the energy to really reply to em like I wanna.

Most things are chill with me though. Ain't a fan of bugs, s/h, or baby talkin. Bit uncomfortable with feedin, dependin on how its done. But there's not a lot yall could throw at me that'll make me actually uncomfortable. At least not in asks, yknow? Bit different when people start dming me, ain't a fan of being approached with kinks there. At least not outta nowhere.

Anyway, thanks for askin first, kid. Real sweet of ya to worry like that.

[your-old-man]

YAY OKAY!! Random yapping, I’ve been eating well recently and I’m really happy about it! My friend said he’d teach me guitar so we’re gonna hang out in our mutual friend’s band practice and learn there! My first day back for classes is on Wednesday and I’m kinda and kinda not dreading that, I got my period this week and I’m lowk wanting to kill everyone and I’m sitting at my desk eating random fruit!!! How was your week :3

-🌾

I'm glad to hear all that, kid. I know it can be a bit dauntin, going back to classes and everythin, but I'm sure you'll be alrigh. It's not too bad once you get back into the swing of things, yknow?

My week was alrigh. Tiring. Had to work for a week straight, includin the holiday, but I got dinner with some of my family yesterday & today. Might try to do somethin with a couple of my buddies later tonight or sometime this week, gotta see how everything goes. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll get a bit drunk or somethin too.

[your-old-man]

HI!! Can I send you like random asks, not just like sexual ones I wanna be able to randomly talk about my every waking thought!!?

-🌾 (if it’s not taken already)

Yeah, go wild kid. Honestly, those kinda asks are more likely to be answered right now over the sexual ones. I got a few sexual ones just kinda sittin there until I feel capable of answering em right now, but the nonsexual ones are more of a matter of how busy I am. So...might not be immediate, but I'll definitely try to answer em eventually.

[your-old-man]

BTD MENTION 🫡🫡🫡 LESSGOOO

Pfff

Yeah, I love Boyfriend to Death & its related games. My favorites are Rire, Strade, Mason, and Ren. Also kind of a fan of Jack from Till Death Do Us Part. I don't recommend TDDUP. But I do enjoy Jack.

[your-old-man]

I fully followed you bc fauxcest but got so excited seeing fandom stuff :3 Hecc yeah dad!! - Mutt ( 🐾🦇 )

Dad is a fandom freak first and foremost. Fandom is what honestly exposed me to most of the kinks I'm into, and it's what's gotten me into pretty much everythin else that I'm a fan of too.

My fandoms vary all the time, but I'm always into like...Fallout, OFF, Boyfriend to Death [And TPOF/YKMET], Degrees of Lewdity, Hades, Undertale...I'm skippin like a ton of stuff right now, but yeah. I'm real into The Stanley Parable right now, got back into that outta nowhere.

I just love games. Always have, always will. I'm into some other stuff as well, but games pretty much are my main fandom space. Don't really got an interest in movies or tv, so...just video games and books for the most part.

I'm glad somebody enjoys the fandom postin tho. I really do need to share my more freak related thoughts somewhere other than my one buddys dms. Maybe I'll throw em here later.

[your-old-man]

Heyo!

Kind of drifted away from this all and havent been over for like? A few months and just wanted to swing by and check in.

Hope you’re doing alright! <3 lots of love :3

-🦝 :3

I've been really good! Happy to see you around again :]

Gonna use this to update everybody, but uh. Very very autistic lately. Which is the ideal, really. Got into a relationship, ended it, and realized I was 100% aroace. I'm still obviously a freak, I just haven't been wantin to dom or anything recently, so I've been avoiding this blog outside of reblogging important things.

I'll think about throwin fandom stuff on here occasionally, but I usually feel weird doing that. "Nobodys really here for that kinda thing" type thinkin, unfortunately. Outweighs anythin else in me.

Mostly got back into The Stanley Parable & Harry Potter lately. My own characters too, but I'm always into those freaks.

I'm hopin to keep posting stuff here occasionally but I really think outside of casual conversations & asks I'm not gonna be as active as I was. Not for a while at least. Just...no motivation to dom at all, really.

[your-old-man]

Would it be funny to read my fanfics like a bedtime story to you guys. Cmon kids, gather round Dad, tonights story features watersports.

[kiddo-kitten]

Being a good sub does mean constantly breaking the scene actually. It means breaking the scene adjusting until you're comfy. It's breaking the scene with a big smile and a "You're being so hot rn". It's breaking the scene with a questioning look as you decide yes maybe the bed would be better for this. It's breaking the scene and saying "hey this position isn't comfy but it's ok for now". It's breaking the scene saying "goddamn it my jaw is giving up".

You have to let reality in or you'll be trapped in yet another trauma

[your-old-man]

This is my freak blog, and that also makes it my freak fandom blog. H/rry P/tter being raised by V/ldemort. Think of the fucked up opportunities for incest. Is anybody listening to me is this thing on. Listen. Groom & manipulate that boy.

[rabbiddyke]

btw if ur ever sucking tdick you should try sucking it like a regular dick. fuck that "spell the alphabet" shit. bob on that knob. get that whole thing in ur warm wet mouth and suck it. guide his hands to ur hair so he knows its okay to grab it and really facefuck you. i promise it'll drive him crazy

[bubblegumsis]

the fetish post author's poorly-disguised second, less acceptable fetish

[angel-in-your-basement]

You know that thing when you say something particularly gross, and they groan like you just stroked their dick and tell you how disgusting and hot you are? Yeah, that’s my favourite.

[bound-hyacinth]

I like the concept of bruises being more than just visible marks. Like, just going about my day normally, brushing my hand over my torso and flinching a little at the sudden sensitivity, so quickly reminded that i was ruined. That I am owned. That even if they fade I'll go back and get more.

[fidgetspringer-art]

"Stay down."