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it’s like i always say: fuck

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i’m definitely rocking a mullet now just saying

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it’s like my brain cells are hosting a rager up in my brain

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i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch

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natalie is getting me into randonauting

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i have savage love stuck in my head

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i am not microwave or dishwasher safe

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i’m a whole ass mess today

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time to bug people because i’m bored

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just cracked my back in the strangest way possible

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wake up!

considering i was up at 3am, this is a no from me :(

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gonna ghost adventures and chill by myself and get scared

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i snoozed for a couple days forgive me

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hey babes, i’m toddy smith. wish i knitted this sweater but my untalented ass didn’t. jk i’m kinda talented because i sing and write songs on the piano sometimes. i could be the third member of twenty one pilots but the other two don’t even know who i am yet. this intro is a mess and i blame natalie for not helping me.

find me on hangouts @ toadyclique

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*vandalizes cop cars and makes out with you*

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i will probably intro tomorrow because i’m a procrastinator

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who wants to be friends?