Keep Calm and Fuck It!

Female •Bronx, N.Y. •4'11 •Black & Cherokee •I Follow Back ♥ uh huh- uh huh ;) "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe♥

[typelikeagirl]

[311616am]

[desperatedaydreams]

[lovepeacexxoo]

[yattiyatti]

[yattiyatti]

Women of color graduating! 
Syracuse University 
💁🏽💁🏾🎓😍

[hazelroseexposed]

Lethal weapons!

[dasaucedon-deactivated20200816]

Squad Goals for real

[yourgirlhatesme]

*at the Last Supper*

Jesus: now ... back to this bitch who had a lot to say about me in the temple Judas what's good

[gofuckingnuts]

[vvolare]

[modernambition]

[tinas-burger]

[literature-and-ocean-waves]

This show is a national treasure.

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[kushandwizdom]

Hahahahahahahaha The people who get to say this at work must feel like absolute G’s.

[staypozitive]

[chrissongzzz]

[pinkspritee]

In in love with how she doesn’t care who sees her doing all this

[kaylahraquel]

But can I point out that she’s rapping with her accent and Iggy Azalea doesn’t.

[adevilsdozen]

I’m in love with this.

[yourgirlhatesme]

I'm just in love w/ that accent

[oceanalys]

I would wish you the best, but you already had me

(via

oceanalys

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😛

(via yungstellabonet)

[dundermifflingifs]

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[pizzaslimeirl]