Fuck The Government I Cant Sing Well

I’m like a worm in the sewer

[yourgrandfatherisfictional]

LISTEN does anyone have that photo of a man in a formal suit with a blazer and a tie and everything but its agressively crop topped. Like the blazer and its sleeves are cut off mid torso and the man has his midriff out. Hes got a smug look about him and its hilarious and it looks exactly like this. Black and white photo btw.

[yourgrandfatherisfictional]

Nevermind i found it myself, thanks for nothing everyone, but the point is im wearing that for halloween and also this is a great photo and my drawing was spot on,

[deadgenerations]

if it were up to me octogons would tessellate. god fucked up on this one for real

[nia--san]

the objectively best ttrpg grid system

[bruzum]

[wiskie]

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[oneheadtoanother]

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[irl-loading-screens]

[mabelsguidetolife]

i didn’t know downtown san antonio existed in the zelda universe

[grahatification]

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]

Water from the bathroom faucet always tastes disgusting

[tlirsgender]

The tobacco industry makes me so insane to think about. My earliest recorded ancestors were tobacco farmers. Tobacco is a sacred herb to us. White settlers got addicted to nicotine & blamed them for their own abuse of tobacco (but moreover they were pissed about them taking their money) & killed them. Tobacco bioaccumulates toxins in the soil -- they poisoned the land, poisoned the plants, and poison everyone who smokes them. Billion fucking dollar industry to keep people addicted to nicotine to keep making money. Commercially available tobacco is all 1. Poisoned and 2. Owned by colonizers. I can go to the gas station and buy cigarettes back from these ghouls, breathe in plutonium, and feel weird about the ndn man on the carton of american spirits. Doesn't it make you fucking crazy

[tlirsgender]

Like the fucked up carcinogenic chemicals in cigarettes isn't just from being intentionally coated in them it's because the land itself is poisoned and the plants collect it inside of them. Which feels worse to me. Personally

[fuckedelf]

my tribute

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[upward-bound]

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

[zooophagous]

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[glutko]

They announced it and now it is coming

[hotvampireadjacent]

Can they put it back

[antiquesintheattic]