No Longer Smol Boy Am Medium Boy Now @yourhonorstfu - Tumblr Blog

Ay. Go smoke homie. You earned it.

#yourhonorstfu #boys who smoke weed #the boy stoneder

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

Update, The Bear has been back three times today. Hasn’t gotten into anything really, is just super curious and young and kinda dumb. We’ve caught him every single time he’s been here so I feel like eventually he’s either gotta come inside and sleep on the couch or he’ll find somebody else to pester lmao. But listen. I just got back from the ER and I WILL GO AGAIN TRYING TO LEASH THIS FUCKER so really for his sake if he doesn’t wanna end up in cute clothes on insta, he gotta go.

#yourhonorstfu #the boy stoneder #bootheel dawg

So Several Things Happened in the last few days.

-May or may not have caught feelings for a new person. Jury’s still out bc I Panicked A Lil, but I’m still happy to make a new friend regardless cause I don’t have many of those and friendship is solid so far. My partners like her so the vibe check has been passed and these glasses are greeeeen babbyyyyyy

-Roommate saw a random guy with a walking stick walk across our property. Didn’t interact just walked across and back to the other side of the curve in the access road around our lot, so think he was just using ours as a shortcut. It happens 🤷🏾‍♂️ but I mention it bc it’s hilarious in relation to the fact that

-TODAY WE SAW A BEAR IN OUR DRIVEWAY

-and the not so great stuff. I went to the hospital last night and don’t remember the events leading up to it besides getting a lil overheated after dinner. And now I get to wear a heart monitor for my birthday 😀 Partners are convinced I had a seizure so that’s what’s on my discharge paperwork but while I was in my heart rate dipped in a funny way I guess cause doc asked me if that was normal and in my pain medicated state I told him it was and then had to correct when he came back lmao. If anything maybe I’ll get to figure out why I pass out sometimes like I have POTs but have no other symptoms like my wife does.

-the not-so-surprising-but-surprise litter of kittens we were graced with earlier in the week dropped from four to two in the first 48. One of em came out breathing pretty rough and just dropped from there, the other we aren’t sure what exactly happened. The remaining two beans are getting stronger and stronger though so silver lining is that we shouldn’t lose any others. Mama was a sad girl, but she has picked up all of her slack since then so I actually am no longer worried that we will have to bottle feed them in her stead.

So yeah that’s what’s going on in my life.

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pitjob-deactivated20240513

Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

yourhonorstfu

Someone pls do this to me

theoldness

w-r-o-u-g-h-t

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

lady-dainty

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

catrad0rable

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

transcrowleyy

this has layers, man

korunak

christ in the wilderness, ivan kramskoy

thatbitchsimone

he looks like he needs a cigarette

refuzz

hunter-rodrigez

plantnerderyallday

This is for new foragers, like my coworker:

'Medicinal' does NOT mean 'good for you and safe to eat all the time'. A plant being 'medicinal' does NOT mean that eating it, without any idea of WHY and HOW it's considered medicinal, is a good idea. It is UNWISE to consume a plant that has a long history of use in a way that DOES NOT have a long history of use.

In addition to learning that a plant is edible, you need to learn how it is eaten, what part is eaten, when it's harvested, and how to harvest it sustainably and in a way that supports its continued existence (unless it's invasive). If people only eat the ripe berries as food, then don't eat unripe berries. Don't. Eat. Unripe. Berries. UNLESS! There's! precedent! For that plant!

I know there's this idea going around that Americans only eat sweet or salty things, and that we've eliminated bitter things from our diet, and we should thus be eating more bitter things. But! Bitter things are bitter for a reason, and sometimes that reason is poison! Some of them are medicinally useful at the correct dose, but! You need to know what that is! You need to be doing it on purpose! DO NOT! Assume that bitter means that it's good for you!

karrakazz

wordcubed

theworstofallpossibleworlds

The Worst of All Possible Worlds #244: Gamer (2009) feat. @nyancrimew

maia arson crimew joins the lads for a gruesome game of Slayer and a quick round of Society as they cover the rich text of toxic masculinity that is Neveldine/Taylor’s 2009 murderfest: Gamer. Topics include Michael C. Hall’s puppet moves, the film’s deep fear of penises, and what it means to live in a world where tech billionaires want to control your every thought.