[caustic-c]

[Text] I want to light him on fire

[Text] Not literally but I really want to

~V

<Text> That means it's true love

[yourjustice-verona]

[Text] Maybe. He’s getting a bit I nsufferable again. Any advice for “True Love”?

[Text] I really feel like disappearing from his radar for a while

[caustic-c]

<Text> I've run into that problem before. Constantly trying to decide whether or not to ride X - he doesn't deserve it but I do.

<Text> Sometimes it's best to just remind him of what life could be like without you. Sometimes, I post his nudes and dox him just to get the passions reignited~

[yourjustice-verona]

[Text] So my options are to post his nonexistent nudes or disappear….

[Text] I think imma disappear again. Though I’d have to go semi local this time and underground.

[Text] Thank you, C. I have the perfect idea on how to fuck with him.

[caustic-c]

<Text> The man doesn't send you nudes?

<Text> I should have known he was a eunuch

[yourjustice-verona]

[Text] Nah, something about security. He really makes up for it though if you know what I mean

[caustic-c]

[Text] I want to light him on fire

[Text] Not literally but I really want to

~V

<Text> That means it's true love

[yourjustice-verona]

[Text] Maybe. He’s getting a bit I nsufferable again. Any advice for “True Love”?

[Text] I really feel like disappearing from his radar for a while

[caustic-c]

<Text> I've run into that problem before. Constantly trying to decide whether or not to ride X - he doesn't deserve it but I do.

<Text> Sometimes it's best to just remind him of what life could be like without you. Sometimes, I post his nudes and dox him just to get the passions reignited~

[yourjustice-verona]

[Text] So my options are to post his nonexistent nudes or disappear….

[Text] I think imma disappear again. Though I’d have to go semi local this time and underground.

[Text] Thank you, C. I have the perfect idea on how to fuck with him.

[caustic-c]

[Text] I want to light him on fire

[Text] Not literally but I really want to

~V

<Text> That means it's true love

[yourjustice-verona]

[Text] Maybe. He’s getting a bit I nsufferable again. Any advice for “True Love”?

[Text] I really feel like disappearing from his radar for a while

[erosedits]

Someone told his white collar crimes to the FBI and I don’t dress for villains or for innocents. I’m on the vigilante shit again.

[caustic-c]

[C]onspiring

@yourjustice-verona

“More than most people know and which ex are you referring to?”

“Oh, and I have some cash off to the side that I keep hidden that I’ll bring along and a few wigs to choose from so that L can’t ID us that easy on camera.”

[previous]

"Oh... just the recent one." Caustic said nonchalantly as he put on black gloves he obviously got from some internet site for wholesale trash.

Excitement lit up in his eyes when she mentioned wigs.

"We get to play dress up?? We got to choose our undercover names- I'll be Lola~"

[yourjustice-verona]

“Ah, that one.”

“Yes! And okay, Lola. I guess I’ll be..…. Sammy. I have the wigs in my car if you wanna take a look?”

[yourjustice-lawliet]

“Oh, I’m sure something will turn up. A nice murder. That’ll cheer you up.” ~V

“My dear, only you would think a murder would cheer me up. It’s dreadfully dull when there’s no case I’m interested in. It’s a good thing you’re here to get rid of that dullness.”

[yourjustice-verona]

“I’m sure a very interesting case will be coming your way soon. Something mind exploding.”

[caustic-c]

C! It's been a while, how have you been?

~V

(yourjustice-verona)

"Unfortunately, I am alive in this Godless year of 2023. Are any of us alright- Really?"

Caustic throws one leg up over his desk, letting one heavy 8 inch pump hit the glass surface then the other, crossing his ankles. It's a wonder it didn't break.

"Were all savages, hungry delinquents, unsated degenerates... can we just go back to the dionysian era and get so sloshed that we forget who all we fornicated with in the public square? Can the cops just let me live?!"

[yourjustice-verona]

“I don’t think any of us are really alright at this point. I’m all for drinking or smoking to forget everything.”

“You could alway rent a boat and go into international waters. Cops can’t really bother you there…... Hell, I’ll even help rent the boat and cover any traces if you let me tag along.”

[caustic-c]

"Would you?!" C sits up with a start.

"I'm thinking-" he says as he spreads his hands like he's pitching a movie script, "fire Island meets fight club and a little bit of survivor where we vote one person off the boat a day to survive adrift at sea~"

[yourjustice-verona]

V’s eyes light up,“I’m in along as the both of us can’t be voted off and we both come out alive. We’ll also have to stock it up with booze. A lot of it…. Oh and let’s not tell L. I don’t feel like dealing with him right now.”

[caustic-c]

"Oh? Trouble in paradise ~? I could lend some romantic advice, I'm the Don Juan of this mental facility."

[yourjustice-verona]

“Alright, well…. It’s a bit complicated to be honest. It’s like trying to solve a crossword and realizing that there is no right answer. It’s weird. I still love him but I’m not sure he still loves me. He’s so devoid of color now and he won’t talk to me like he used to.”

[caustic-c]

"Sounds like you lack tension to rekindle that passion. It's time for a sultry, undignified affair!"

[yourjustice-verona]

“No… I couldn’t do that to him. Don’t get me wrong, I want to rekindle everything. I think I might just need a break or a vacation to figure it out. Maybe I won’t tell him I’m leaving on one and see if he still cares at all to look for me.”

“You know a boat trip might be the perfect opportunity for a lot of chaos.”

[caustic-c]

"Are you so certain that wouldn't light a fire under him? Maybe it's just what he needs, a potential threat to everything he holds dear."

"Oh! Maybe you need a house fire instead, maybe something explosive and noxious~"

"But don't let me dissuade you from allowing that boat trip, my heart is already set on it~

[yourjustice-verona]

“I hope it lights a fire under him. Maybe then he’ll at last pay attention…. I’ve already caused a house fire before (on accident) so he wouldn’t pay much attention to it. But if I go missing……”

“I’m all in on the boat trip. It’s only a question of when are we leaving.”

[caustic-c]

"Say no more!" C said throwing his dangerous footwear off the desk and pulling a worn folder out of the drawer, spotted with something questionably damp.

"We start a lengthy case for him to try to unravel and at the end we outsmart him in spectacular fashion that would make Backup himself blush with jealousy~"

[yourjustice-verona]

“Let’s do it.” V says while sitting down in front of C, “I see that you’ve been planning a case yourself. Care to share what it entails~”

[caustic-c]

"Wow, so you've got some guts, don't you?"

"Well, the first part involves collecting my ex-boyfriend."

"We'll have to gather a few things off our shopping list that we'll need. I know of a hardware store about an hour from here that probably wouldn't notice some merchandise going amiss~"

[yourjustice-verona]

“More than most people know and which ex are you referring to?”

“Oh, and I have some cash off to the side that I keep hidden that I’ll bring along and a few wigs to choose from so that L can’t ID us that easy on camera.”

[caustic-c]

C! It's been a while, how have you been?

~V

(yourjustice-verona)

"Unfortunately, I am alive in this Godless year of 2023. Are any of us alright- Really?"

Caustic throws one leg up over his desk, letting one heavy 8 inch pump hit the glass surface then the other, crossing his ankles. It's a wonder it didn't break.

"Were all savages, hungry delinquents, unsated degenerates... can we just go back to the dionysian era and get so sloshed that we forget who all we fornicated with in the public square? Can the cops just let me live?!"

[yourjustice-verona]

“I don’t think any of us are really alright at this point. I’m all for drinking or smoking to forget everything.”

“You could alway rent a boat and go into international waters. Cops can’t really bother you there…... Hell, I’ll even help rent the boat and cover any traces if you let me tag along.”

[caustic-c]

"Would you?!" C sits up with a start.

"I'm thinking-" he says as he spreads his hands like he's pitching a movie script, "fire Island meets fight club and a little bit of survivor where we vote one person off the boat a day to survive adrift at sea~"

[yourjustice-verona]

V’s eyes light up,“I’m in along as the both of us can’t be voted off and we both come out alive. We’ll also have to stock it up with booze. A lot of it…. Oh and let’s not tell L. I don’t feel like dealing with him right now.”

[caustic-c]

"Oh? Trouble in paradise ~? I could lend some romantic advice, I'm the Don Juan of this mental facility."

[yourjustice-verona]

“Alright, well…. It’s a bit complicated to be honest. It’s like trying to solve a crossword and realizing that there is no right answer. It’s weird. I still love him but I’m not sure he still loves me. He’s so devoid of color now and he won’t talk to me like he used to.”

[caustic-c]

"Sounds like you lack tension to rekindle that passion. It's time for a sultry, undignified affair!"

[yourjustice-verona]

“No… I couldn’t do that to him. Don’t get me wrong, I want to rekindle everything. I think I might just need a break or a vacation to figure it out. Maybe I won’t tell him I’m leaving on one and see if he still cares at all to look for me.”

“You know a boat trip might be the perfect opportunity for a lot of chaos.”

[caustic-c]

"Are you so certain that wouldn't light a fire under him? Maybe it's just what he needs, a potential threat to everything he holds dear."

"Oh! Maybe you need a house fire instead, maybe something explosive and noxious~"

"But don't let me dissuade you from allowing that boat trip, my heart is already set on it~

[yourjustice-verona]

“I hope it lights a fire under him. Maybe then he’ll at last pay attention…. I’ve already caused a house fire before (on accident) so he wouldn’t pay much attention to it. But if I go missing……”

“I’m all in on the boat trip. It’s only a question of when are we leaving.”

[caustic-c]

"Say no more!" C said throwing his dangerous footwear off the desk and pulling a worn folder out of the drawer, spotted with something questionably damp.

"We start a lengthy case for him to try to unravel and at the end we outsmart him in spectacular fashion that would make Backup himself blush with jealousy~"

[yourjustice-verona]

“Let’s do it.” V says while sitting down in front of C, “I see that you’ve been planning a case yourself. Care to share what it entails~”

[caustic-c]

C! It's been a while, how have you been?

~V

(yourjustice-verona)

"Unfortunately, I am alive in this Godless year of 2023. Are any of us alright- Really?"

Caustic throws one leg up over his desk, letting one heavy 8 inch pump hit the glass surface then the other, crossing his ankles. It's a wonder it didn't break.

"Were all savages, hungry delinquents, unsated degenerates... can we just go back to the dionysian era and get so sloshed that we forget who all we fornicated with in the public square? Can the cops just let me live?!"

[yourjustice-verona]

“I don’t think any of us are really alright at this point. I’m all for drinking or smoking to forget everything.”

“You could alway rent a boat and go into international waters. Cops can’t really bother you there…... Hell, I’ll even help rent the boat and cover any traces if you let me tag along.”

[caustic-c]

"Would you?!" C sits up with a start.

"I'm thinking-" he says as he spreads his hands like he's pitching a movie script, "fire Island meets fight club and a little bit of survivor where we vote one person off the boat a day to survive adrift at sea~"

[yourjustice-verona]

V’s eyes light up,“I’m in along as the both of us can’t be voted off and we both come out alive. We’ll also have to stock it up with booze. A lot of it…. Oh and let’s not tell L. I don’t feel like dealing with him right now.”

[caustic-c]

"Oh? Trouble in paradise ~? I could lend some romantic advice, I'm the Don Juan of this mental facility."

[yourjustice-verona]

“Alright, well…. It’s a bit complicated to be honest. It’s like trying to solve a crossword and realizing that there is no right answer. It’s weird. I still love him but I’m not sure he still loves me. He’s so devoid of color now and he won’t talk to me like he used to.”

[caustic-c]

"Sounds like you lack tension to rekindle that passion. It's time for a sultry, undignified affair!"

[yourjustice-verona]

“No… I couldn’t do that to him. Don’t get me wrong, I want to rekindle everything. I think I might just need a break or a vacation to figure it out. Maybe I won’t tell him I’m leaving on one and see if he still cares at all to look for me.”

“You know a boat trip might be the perfect opportunity for a lot of chaos.”

[caustic-c]

"Are you so certain that wouldn't light a fire under him? Maybe it's just what he needs, a potential threat to everything he holds dear."

"Oh! Maybe you need a house fire instead, maybe something explosive and noxious~"

"But don't let me dissuade you from allowing that boat trip, my heart is already set on it~

[yourjustice-verona]

“I hope it lights a fire under him. Maybe then he’ll at last pay attention…. I’ve already caused a house fire before (on accident) so he wouldn’t pay much attention to it. But if I go missing……”

“I’m all in on the boat trip. It’s only a question of when are we leaving.”

[caustic-c]

C! It's been a while, how have you been?

~V

(yourjustice-verona)

"Unfortunately, I am alive in this Godless year of 2023. Are any of us alright- Really?"

Caustic throws one leg up over his desk, letting one heavy 8 inch pump hit the glass surface then the other, crossing his ankles. It's a wonder it didn't break.

"Were all savages, hungry delinquents, unsated degenerates... can we just go back to the dionysian era and get so sloshed that we forget who all we fornicated with in the public square? Can the cops just let me live?!"

[yourjustice-verona]

“I don’t think any of us are really alright at this point. I’m all for drinking or smoking to forget everything.”

“You could alway rent a boat and go into international waters. Cops can’t really bother you there…... Hell, I’ll even help rent the boat and cover any traces if you let me tag along.”

[caustic-c]

"Would you?!" C sits up with a start.

"I'm thinking-" he says as he spreads his hands like he's pitching a movie script, "fire Island meets fight club and a little bit of survivor where we vote one person off the boat a day to survive adrift at sea~"

[yourjustice-verona]

V’s eyes light up,“I’m in along as the both of us can’t be voted off and we both come out alive. We’ll also have to stock it up with booze. A lot of it…. Oh and let’s not tell L. I don’t feel like dealing with him right now.”

[caustic-c]

"Oh? Trouble in paradise ~? I could lend some romantic advice, I'm the Don Juan of this mental facility."

[yourjustice-verona]

“Alright, well…. It’s a bit complicated to be honest. It’s like trying to solve a crossword and realizing that there is no right answer. It’s weird. I still love him but I’m not sure he still loves me. He’s so devoid of color now and he won’t talk to me like he used to.”

[caustic-c]

"Sounds like you lack tension to rekindle that passion. It's time for a sultry, undignified affair!"

[yourjustice-verona]

“No… I couldn’t do that to him. Don’t get me wrong, I want to rekindle everything. I think I might just need a break or a vacation to figure it out. Maybe I won’t tell him I’m leaving on one and see if he still cares at all to look for me.”

“You know a boat trip might be the perfect opportunity for a lot of chaos.”

[caustic-c]

C! It's been a while, how have you been?

~V

(yourjustice-verona)

"Unfortunately, I am alive in this Godless year of 2023. Are any of us alright- Really?"

Caustic throws one leg up over his desk, letting one heavy 8 inch pump hit the glass surface then the other, crossing his ankles. It's a wonder it didn't break.

"Were all savages, hungry delinquents, unsated degenerates... can we just go back to the dionysian era and get so sloshed that we forget who all we fornicated with in the public square? Can the cops just let me live?!"

[yourjustice-verona]

“I don’t think any of us are really alright at this point. I’m all for drinking or smoking to forget everything.”

“You could alway rent a boat and go into international waters. Cops can’t really bother you there…... Hell, I’ll even help rent the boat and cover any traces if you let me tag along.”

[caustic-c]

"Would you?!" C sits up with a start.

"I'm thinking-" he says as he spreads his hands like he's pitching a movie script, "fire Island meets fight club and a little bit of survivor where we vote one person off the boat a day to survive adrift at sea~"

[yourjustice-verona]

V’s eyes light up,“I’m in along as the both of us can’t be voted off and we both come out alive. We’ll also have to stock it up with booze. A lot of it…. Oh and let’s not tell L. I don’t feel like dealing with him right now.”

[caustic-c]

"Oh? Trouble in paradise ~? I could lend some romantic advice, I'm the Don Juan of this mental facility."

[yourjustice-verona]

“Alright, well…. It’s a bit complicated to be honest. It’s like trying to solve a crossword and realizing that there is no right answer. It’s weird. I still love him but I’m not sure he still loves me. He’s so devoid of color now and he won’t talk to me like he used to.”

[ohgaylor]

Lover aesthetic: The Archer

I’ve been the archer I’ve been the prey who could ever leave me darling? but who could say?

[caustic-c]

C! It's been a while, how have you been?

~V

(yourjustice-verona)

"Unfortunately, I am alive in this Godless year of 2023. Are any of us alright- Really?"

Caustic throws one leg up over his desk, letting one heavy 8 inch pump hit the glass surface then the other, crossing his ankles. It's a wonder it didn't break.

"Were all savages, hungry delinquents, unsated degenerates... can we just go back to the dionysian era and get so sloshed that we forget who all we fornicated with in the public square? Can the cops just let me live?!"

[yourjustice-verona]

“I don’t think any of us are really alright at this point. I’m all for drinking or smoking to forget everything.”

“You could alway rent a boat and go into international waters. Cops can’t really bother you there…... Hell, I’ll even help rent the boat and cover any traces if you let me tag along.”

[caustic-c]

"Would you?!" C sits up with a start.

"I'm thinking-" he says as he spreads his hands like he's pitching a movie script, "fire Island meets fight club and a little bit of survivor where we vote one person off the boat a day to survive adrift at sea~"

[yourjustice-verona]

V’s eyes light up,“I’m in along as the both of us can’t be voted off and we both come out alive. We’ll also have to stock it up with booze. A lot of it…. Oh and let’s not tell L. I don’t feel like dealing with him right now.”

[caustic-c]

C! It's been a while, how have you been?

~V

(yourjustice-verona)

"Unfortunately, I am alive in this Godless year of 2023. Are any of us alright- Really?"

Caustic throws one leg up over his desk, letting one heavy 8 inch pump hit the glass surface then the other, crossing his ankles. It's a wonder it didn't break.

"Were all savages, hungry delinquents, unsated degenerates... can we just go back to the dionysian era and get so sloshed that we forget who all we fornicated with in the public square? Can the cops just let me live?!"

[yourjustice-verona]

“I don’t think any of us are really alright at this point. I’m all for drinking or smoking to forget everything.”

“You could alway rent a boat and go into international waters. Cops can’t really bother you there…... Hell, I’ll even help rent the boat and cover any traces if you let me tag along.”

[erosedits]

I’ve been the archer, I’ve been the prey. Who could ever leave me, darling? But who could stay?

[a-monsters-little-helper]

More Sayuri Headcanons:

- As clingy as Sayuri is, she herself can't stand clingy people. Whether it be toward her or towards on of her parental figures. This leads to Sayuri hating a lot of her Father's lovers.

- Sayuri was taught by C at a very young age to never let others know they got under her skin. So she often waits till she's in a safe space to cry.

- Sayuri loves L and V, but is intimidated by Near. So she doesnt spend a lot of time at their place. Mostly writing/texting to them or meeting them when they're in America.

- Sayuri lowkey thinks A is really pretty, but will never say it.

- Sayuri spends 90% of her time with B, getting to spend time with her other parental figures is a little scattered, but she treasures each moment she gets.

- When Sayuri later warms up to A, she demands he help her with crafting projects.

- Sayuri knows a billion useless dinosaur facts, and they are almost always exclusively told to C and only C.

- When V picks up Sayuri, she gets extremely spoiled and they go out to restaurants with karaoke.

- L spoils Sayuri with sweets and toys. He and V also tell her about their more mild cases.

- If you ask Sayuri who her favorite person is, she'll cry or answer everyone.

- The adults have to figure who is taking Sayuri what day, cause if they ask her, she'll feel intense guilt picking to go with someone else over her father. B has tried several times to correct this and let her know she's okay to leave, but she still feels guilty.

@sociopathic-antichrist @caustic-c @yourjustice-lawliet @yourjustice-verona @a-for-alternative

[yourjustice-verona]

Sayuri plops a Christmas hat on V's head before letting out a happy squeal and hugging her side. "I now dub you Grandmummy V!" - a-monsters-little-helper

"Ah! Hello, Sayuri! Yay, you heard the news!" She says hugging them back while laughing.

@a-monsters-little-helper

[a-monsters-little-helper]

Sayuri giggled at her grandmummy before cuddling back into her side.

"Its gonna be a fun party! You and Grandaddy are gonna be so happy!"

She gives a small sigh as she relaxes again the women's form. She snuggled as close as she could to the woman, getting as much attention and affection as possible.

"Are you and Grandaddy gonna move again? You should move to America to stay! So you can come spend time all the time!"

[yourjustice-verona]

"Well, your grandaddy already owns a place in America that we use when we come that way but for now it looks like we're going to stay in either Russia or in Italy. We haven't really decided at this point.