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the “m” in martin k Blackwood stands for microcock
this is my favorite pop team epic
I want to write about the lore regarding the guy in the third panel:
You guys are right that the guy eating food IS the dad from Crayon Shin-Chan. There is an official spin-off that is a gourmet manga starring Shin-Chan’s dad.
The silent man in the third panel is a reference to a certain artist on Pixiv who became a meme because he kept posting gay fanart of himself together with Shin-Chan’s dad, titled “Hiroshi Nohara and me”. Sadly it seems like his account is deleted now.
Anyways that’s the lore! The more you know!
I deadass don’t know how to respond
"In cathedral quiet, stony, flawlessly polished walls soar up to a ceiling of tiffany glass, beckoning the mind to a faraway sunset behind a blue mountain, slopes of green becoming still lake waters, and nearest, rainforest flowers latticed against sun kissed golden ripples. As Eden's rushing waterfall had been placed in its heart, so too is a glassy white ribbon on the mountain's side."
"Four translucent black curtains drape from above the center of the bed in glorious curves to each corner of the room. The bed itself sprawls larger than any human one, blanketed with iridescent black, something Aziraphale can't picture ever seeing before, and he certainly knows his fabrics."
–Crowley's bedroom in The Night Is Come, But Not Too Soon
Writer's trivia: I wrote this description with my visual memory of tiffany glass windows I've seen in person . . .but I thought my readers would enjoy an example in photography ✨️✒️
contender for funniest line delivery in a porno
An Angel’s Discomfort
Part 1 of my short Good Omens comic! 😇😈
Aziraphale is a pillow princess most of times, but when he's feeling saucy he changes into a power bottom, send post.
He power bottoms with "I got my driver's license 90 years ago [loudly implied: and never used it once]" energy. I mean no test required, but he insisted!!!
Rated E, 3.2k words, smut and humor, virgin Aziraphale, top Crowley
Summary:
After a night spent devouring ox ribs, Aziraphale experiences strange new sensations in his body. He puts himself into Crowley’s demonic hands to help decipher these alarming new tingles and twitches.
Written for @goodomensafterdark Smut War
Read it on AO3
An Angel with Questions, a Demon with Answers
By LemonTart
🔞 Explicit quotes from my fics to tempt the thirsty 🔞
Crowley telling about his sprituality & sexuality in Where The Silent Moonlight Falls 🔥🖤
"Shall we begin?"
"Yes."
Crowley sounds a clap with showmanship as high as he can reach, and he majestically sinks into a shape Aziraphale is quite abashed to see–a serpent burying his glinting scales into the sparkling grey sand at his feet, in an undulating groove, marking a fresh circle around them. When he meets his tail, he tucks his head over his body, stilling with an air of elegance, looking to Aziraphale with a serene gaze.
(⏳️. . . .)
Crowley's resume of techniques for 'trysts' is very elaborate and artful, his tales winding along as one would expect of a serpent, almost trance inducing in focus. If spared the scrutiny of good and evil and do's and dont's. . .Aziraphale has to admit, conceptually, it is beautiful. He feels very relaxed within himself he finds, imagining such possibilities.
But there's so much he doesn't know. He's. . .to put it conventionally, both a virgin and untouched by his own hand. Up to this point he'd assumed, much like eating, it ought not to be done by him, as an angel. Though at times it had been a sore inconvenience bodily. More often than not only around Crowley, inducing more irritability than just rivalry he must be patient through.
The frankincense in his lungs and the golden eyes of someone who knows him all too well, they have such a freeing, unbinding quality. He feels like himself. He feels loved. He feels safe.
And. . . much better than around other angels, and humans, he thinks guiltily.
Aziraphale confessing just how focused his memory is in The Night Has Come, But Not Too Soon 💧⭐️
"What first?" Crowley's fingertips pinch Aziraphale's zipper, inching it down, brushing them into his soaked fly, grazing his cock, between soft and hard now, coaxing it through split fabric.
"It's all yours to decide, my love." Aziraphale's gaze runs down his body, Crowley reaching his tongue under the head of his cock, to brace the steady pulse of it, sometimes a gush infused with as much light as a star gliding onto it. "I seem to remember a hundred tales of pleasure you told me, and I'd have done any with you."
Crowley hums, the husky sound vibrating through his long neck, even across his arched tongue. As drops slide into his mouth, his lashes tremble against his cheek, inhaling scent as much as tasting, his expression transcendent. His fingertips tap to the underside of the angel's length, and he exhales smoothly, tongue retracting, lips sealing, and golden eyes focused on Aziraphale's softened cock, tilting downward on his palm.
"Did you fantasize about those, Angel?"
"All of them."
Crowley's hands massaging the back of Aziraphale's neck in Where The Silent Moonlight Falls 🤲💓
"My hands are staying right here." Crowley's eyes sweep over Aziraphale's chest, the rising of deep breaths in time with his own. "Now your hands. Palms up." Aziraphale bends his elbows, forearms angled naturally upward, like hands that bless. "Lay 'em slowly down, resting on your thighs." Aziraphale sighs again, all his focus on the weight of his wrists on his thighs and the movement of Crowley's fingers over the muscles in his neck. "That's it, Angel. How's that feel?"
"Natural. It's wonderfully calming."
"Turn the right hand a little inward, fingertips together, touch those under there, right where it meets your body, just rest 'em." Aziraphale brushes his fingers to the underside of his cock, joining them lightly on the skin."
"There?"
"Yeah."
Crowley's fingers still. He taps two together, and strokes them up Aziraphale's neck.
"Feel that slow pace? Now you do it, rise to the tip."
Aziraphale can feel it with wondrous detail, everything that nerves and anticipation bloom into. It radiates to places in his body he didn't know would feel connected.
Aziraphale's hands cradling Crowley's neck as he cradles his in The Night Has Come, But Not Too Soon ✨️🫦
Crowley's hand slips under Aziraphale's neck to hold him softly and safely, melting into the passion of their kiss. From his side he plays with re-entering the enveloping heat of his angel's body, deepening his thrusts in unfolding need, Aziraphale spreading open in return, with rolls of his hips before each time Crowley pulls away, thrilling his prostate. Cum flows steadily to the rhythm of their dance, beaded and glowing over the pleasure coated skin of Aziraphale's hip. Crowley can barely contain every growling response to that scent, soaked in the warmth of their lips.
Why is it so goddamn arousing and distracting? If he doesn't drink it soon, like a river, he's gonna lose it.
Aziraphale's fingers slide against the back of Crowley's neck. A pleasured gasp parts their lips and a whisper of a name, "Aziraphale". Their arms complete a loving circle, each holding tightly as they dwell within their sealed cloister of tongue and breath. Of need and nourish. Aziraphale hums, more of his gratitude reaching to embrace Crowley's heart. To sigh in serenade with how it feels, his lover moving inside him.
You see the vision right? Then let me tempt you.
GOOD OMENS "The Book"
Crowley has never said look at this lap I have harder than with this posture, and Aizraphale's response is just ~bounce~bounce~bounce~
I think I know what they did later, do you?
I haven’t painted anything in months and I feel like I’m quite out of practice, so have a very loose repaint of La Gimblette by Jean-Honoré Fragonard I made today to get me back into painting.
Crowley, you can't do 90 miles per hour in Central London.
Theory:
Aziraphale isn’t afraid of Crowley’s driving it turns him on and makes him unsteady afterwards
Tell me that’s not the face of an angel who just almost cum in his pants
we moved on from juggling lab too fast y'all
I call this one jorkin my peanits
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submit to the cube.
the fact that people are reblogging this without the anime girl hypno is really funny to me for some reason
personally I think it's better with the anime girl