Damned with the Highest Praise

My wife made me do it

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

Trying to enjoy some cuddles with my wife when all of a sudden i hear the god damn Duolingo ding

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

My wife isnt letting me wear a batgirl outfit to our wedding. I fear i may perish </3

[pleasantsleeper]

Then Perish (<3)

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

I see how it is. Terrible. Horrible. Going tp bed ALONE

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

Important update, she has begrudgingly retracted her refusal

[my-myserenity]

I'm curious.. what made you follow me?

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

Cuz im gay

[pleasantsleeper]

My wife gf playing helldivers while helping me make a new dnd character because, and I quote, it "helps her kill people better."

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

Some days, you just got to talk to everyone like a character from your favorite show, no matter how many empty threats are thrown at you by your friends and partner

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

[catasters]

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

@carolina-reaper us in another universe

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

Terrible news. Poor poor girl pulled from her warm warm bed and stripped of her ability to cuddle with her wife to "go to work" and "make money"

[bhramarii]

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

This is just foreplay

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

I retract all previous statements of my wife being mean, she has promised a whole entire kiss

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

Terrible horrible wife continuously forgets my audio processing disorder and refeuses to repeat herself even though she KNOWS i didn't hear her :(

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

My wife isnt letting me wear a batgirl outfit to our wedding. I fear i may perish </3

[pleasantsleeper]

Then Perish (<3)

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

I see how it is. Terrible. Horrible. Going tp bed ALONE

[yourlocalgoblinlesbian]

My wife isnt letting me wear a batgirl outfit to our wedding. I fear i may perish </3