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Naked Mole Rap | Ron Stoppable ft. Rufus
“‘You know this pet’s hairless,’ said I couldn’t care less!”
Why did I just buy a sewing machine?
Why did I just buy a sewing machine?
Now you’re having fun!
So uhm..
Their edges were very sharp?
Hana.
Why did I just buy a sewing machine?
Oh come on, you can do better than that.
Why did I just buy a sewing machine?
Why did I just buy a sewing machine?
Show me how happy you are then.
What do you want me to do, dance?
So uhm..
I assumed that much..
I f-fell down the stairs..
I know you didn't fall down the stairs. Stairs don't make those cuts.
Why did I just buy a sewing machine?
Yes you are.
Not even.
So uhm..
Oh, okay got that. W-would, uhm, how about cuts? I-I don’t know if it’s a good idea to put make-up on cuts since their fairly new?
Don't put makeup on cuts. They can get infected and look worse.
Can I ask what happened?
Why did I just buy a sewing machine?
It’s the truth, grumpy.
I'm not grumpy!
Why did I just buy a sewing machine?
Because I’m always fun!
Sure.
So uhm..
Does anyone know how to apply make-up to cover bruises?
Use concealer with a yellow base.
Why did I just buy a sewing machine?
Can’t say that I have, surprisingly enough.
Then how do you know if you're fun when you do?
I am not happy. I am not unhappy. I am frozen somewhere in the middle that is so much worse. I am nowhere. Nothing is happening and I am getting more and more sad.
Samantha Schutz, I Don’t Want to be Crazy (via pitchblackglow)