Words are just noises

everyone has their faults, mine just happen to be in Utah

[vomitpartyart]

housesitting

[newarkwilder]

for reasons that aren’t important right now, i had to get on the wiki list of all hockey nicknames to look something up. this turned out to be a treasure trove of joy. i have compiled my favorites for you now

[avalonjoan]

Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck

[musingsofaraven]

This is the lesbian U-Haul truck

[guerrillatech]

[twiststreet]

Well, when you put it that way… (X)

[ultraviolet-techno-ecology]

Concept - Your smartphone breaks. You can take it to any appropriately skilled person to have it fixed. It has been designed for easy disassembly and repair. The parts are available and standardized. You are not forced to buy a new one or spend extreme prices for a replacement part. Planned obsolescence doesn’t exist and things are designed to last a long time - to be upgradable and customizable without needing to invest in an entirely new unit every year. 

[zoobus]

[doxie-gay]

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[knottahooker]

Both the narrator and the person on the screen are the same person, which makes it even better XD

[aberrantemotion]

the cat was a ghost

[guerrillatech]

[thenatsdorf]

[retroactivebakeries]

snake unboxing video

[queyzarn]

Beautiful

[solardrake]

found a subreddit where people share their tiny fruits

[pavelow]

Where’s the link OP I would like to contribute

[whitecop]

gonna post a selfie?

[princedanger]

you just killed a man in broad daylight

[fyeahgothicromance]

The CW needs to be stopped

[lesbianshepard]

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

[lesbianshepard]

this is what real comedy looks like

[tockthewatchdog]

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

[invertprivileges]

checks out, thank you melanie

[somnambulant-seraphim]

I finished another moth yesterday, I’ve decided to give them the name ﾟ+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+ﾟ to match the theme of sleepy names. 

I gave her an entirely fluffy body and legs instead of just the thorax. I also made their wings a bit more closed and slighty different shaped. Her button eyes are also slightly mismatched, since I couldn’t find a true matching pair. 

[professionaljester]

What is happening

[hampop]

This guy, man. This guy is like a walking anomaly. It’s like he’s the host for the earth’s magnetic field for weird shit or smthn. That time he went to India instead of Indiana? That time he asked for a neck tattoo and the artist gave him a tattoo of his neck?? Wack.

[4waystreet]

link is a lesbian link is bisexual link is a gay man link is nonbinary and a trans man and a trans woman

[wymanthewalrus]