I'm Sexy And You Know It

Soy muy copado y me la re banco

[miradainefable]

Ellos dos. Nada más.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[jasonptodd]

Brown shirt: [screams in pain, cries after he falls] Help me, Austin! Austin: Are you alright?  Brown shirt: [yells] I don’t know what happened! Austin: I– Brown shirt: What the hell happened?! Austin: [picks up rock] It was this damn ass rock. Brown shirt: Ow, my ass – my left buttcheek is silly. (*note: i’m not sure I understood that right) Austin: [laughing] Your left ass cheek? Brown shirt: [crying] I didn’t want to fall. Austin: Me neither. Brown shirt: I didn’t break any bones, it’s just – Austin: Goodie! [pause] That’s a good bail on film though. But you want to know what happened? It was this damn ass rock. Don’t you just hate when that happens? See, look, look. You got thrown off your board. [pointing to skid mark] See the skid mark you made with the rock? [pause] And then, here’s the damn ass fucking gay damn ass rock. Want to keep it and pee on it? Brown shirt: No! I want – I want to live! Austin: You…can live, but do you want to keep the rock and pee on it? [drops rock] Oh, wait oh, oh, up, it’s right here. [picks up rock] You wanna do something gay to the rock, like pee on it? ‘Cause that rock is…effing ruined your line. But I got an effing good bail on it, huh?  Brown shirt: Why would that, uh – why would nature do that to me?  Austin: That’s, uh– Brown shirt: Can you stop video-taping me? Austin: Okay.

[hslfashion]

HSL Originals

-Lucas

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[youshouldtakemysoul]

Whatevs

[vaginatrainer-deactivated202007]

Fall is fun

[meanplastic]

Im the friend

[ruinedchildhood]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

I just saw It (2017)... heres a summary

Georgie: 

Pennywise: 

Henry: 

Ben:

*new kids on the block plays softly in the background*

Pennywise: 

The Losers Club:

The losers Club anyways:

Richie:

Pennywise:

The Losers Club:

Beverly : 

Losers Club: 

The Losers Club: 

Billie: 

Eddie:

Eddie:

Richie:

Mike: 

Also Mike:

Stanley: 

Billie and eddie:

Billie:

Pennywise:

The Losers cub: 

Henry:

Georgiewise: 

Bilie:

Pennywise:

The Losers club:

The losers club:

Pennywise: 

Pennywise:

Losers Club:

Billie and Beverly: 

I just saved you $15.

[ven0moth]

this is my ideal man

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[lonelycoast]

[theunsentproject]

[buzzfeeduk]

[reibeibei]

I absolutely love children

[25th-hokage-deactivated20180619]

I’m the hotdog girl

[thecommonchick]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I stared at this for a long while and looked at the notes before I realized he had Photoshopped himself as his own date. Which is a relief because at first I thought he was dating a twin or someone who looked freakishly like him.

[swedneck-blog]

“oh he’s gay alright”

“wait a fucking minute”

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[geeksofdoom]

reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate

[pipistrellus]

THE TRANSCRIPTION

[bando--grand-scamyon]

MEEP!

[lmaonade]

god i dumped the mouthwash in the cap and then when i went to put it in my mouth my body was like “ur doing a shot” and i just let the mouthwash slide down my throat