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“I knew they were going out but Alfie was trying to hide it from me (…) We were doing a big job together and me and Alfie were sharing a room and in the night he was always skyping Zoe (…) One time when we were on set (…) he was messaging her all the time and I texted her pretending I was him and I said to her “Can’t wait to be cheeky tonight ;)” and her response was “We can’t because Marcus is in the room”.

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memories

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

50eathaters

Girl’s are amazing

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I think we broke the notes…

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i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

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THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

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what the heLL

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Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

dellbby

Its in the black hole of tumblr

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At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

septicmackiplier

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

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it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

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now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

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EVERY DAMN TIME

failedspidermankisses

There’s literally nothing there.

What is this?

mahaliciously

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

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Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

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WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

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WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

humanityinahandbag

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

animationnut

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

knightnicole

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

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WHOA SO WEIRD

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I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

nightlustrous

it’s back

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Huh….

nyreelovemenot

I’ll probably always reblog this

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I feel like tumblr staff have been monitoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

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Ayyy its back!

I wonder if you could see the notes on this post, how many would it have?

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ladies i love [1/x] — zoe sugg

“If you’re having fun being yourself and filming something that you would watch yourself, it becomes contagious for other people to watch, too.”

existentialwhale

Active ways to cultivate positive body image:

(Because oh my god, it’s so hard, and everyone’s all like stop feeling so bad about yourself and it’s like how???)

Be naked. A lot. Sleep naked. Have sex naked. Eat cereal naked. (Or naked and wrapped in a sheet. Favorite thing.)

Follow beautiful, confident, (un-photoshopped) body-positive babes on the Internet. Unfollow anything that makes you feel insecure. Exposure is key. You’re not going to get it if you don’t seek it out, because the media sucks and wants us to feel like shit about ourselves so they can take our money. (Some hashtags to follow: #effyourbeautystandards #bootyrevolution #blackisbeautiful #transisbeautiful #wheelchairlife #fatkini #fatshion)

Lingerie. Next best thing to being naked.

Self care, babe. Different for everyone. (Me? Showers, books, shaving my legs, nature walks, dark lipstick, good playlists, clean rooms, candles, sexy time.)

Get ready in your underwear. Boobs = happiness.

Self portraits. Be pro-selfie. Take a million selfies. Take sexy selfies. Take no makeup selfies. Take bad angle silly selfies. Take artsy tripod selfies. Take everything-is-on-point selfies. You’re gorgeous; document your gorgeousness. You don’t even need to post them.

Stop with the self deprecationnnnn. Pleeeeaseeee. It’s hard to control your thoughts love, I know, but you can control what you say. NEVER insult yourself out loud. Dare I say compliment yourself out loud? (And if you can, do your best to try to body-positive-ify your thoughts too.)

Sex (including solo sexy time), wine, and chocolate. In that order.

Share the body love. Compliment your girlfriends. Cultivate a nonjudgemental, supportive, lift-each-other-up “we’re so cute” friend group. Everyone’s insecure. Compliment your besties. And strangers, too. Be that person that makes everyone feel good about themselves when they’re around.

Good luck gorgeous. It’s a battle. We gotta unlearn all this societal bullshit.

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Reblogging cuz this is vital. Especially the point on self-deprecation. Stop that shit now. It is a glamour-don’t, a welcome sign for fuck ass ppl.