NEED a feeder that talks about me like a pet owner talks about their fat pets
āOh, heās not overweight, heās just fluffy.ā
āOverfeed him? No, I just leave food out and he knows how much he needs.ā
āHis health is fine, so what if he breaths a bit heavier and doesnāt move as much.ā
āYeah, he has to be careful on some of the furniture, TOTALLY not because heās too heavy for them though, theyāre just really cheap and flimsy is all.ā
āThe clothes I ordered for him are too tight, I guess the websiteās sizes must be wrong.ā
āHe gets stuck in things sometimes but thatās just because they make everything smaller these days.ā
āHe has been getting a little rounder lately, but thatās just cause Iāve been too busy to take him out for walks as much.ā
āWhen heās a good boy, I give him extra treats, and my little angel is always a good boy.ā
āWho cares if heās fat, it just makes him cuter.ā



















