NEED a feeder that talks about me like a pet owner talks about their fat pets
“Oh, he’s not overweight, he’s just fluffy.”
“Overfeed him? No, I just leave food out and he knows how much he needs.”
“His health is fine, so what if he breaths a bit heavier and doesn’t move as much.”
“Yeah, he has to be careful on some of the furniture, TOTALLY not because he’s too heavy for them though, they’re just really cheap and flimsy is all.”
“The clothes I ordered for him are too tight, I guess the website’s sizes must be wrong.”
“He gets stuck in things sometimes but that’s just because they make everything smaller these days.”
“He has been getting a little rounder lately, but that’s just cause I’ve been too busy to take him out for walks as much.”
“When he’s a good boy, I give him extra treats, and my little angel is always a good boy.”
“Who cares if he’s fat, it just makes him cuter.”




















