NEED a feeder that talks about me like a pet owner talks about their fat pets
âOh, heâs not overweight, heâs just fluffy.â
âOverfeed him? No, I just leave food out and he knows how much he needs.â
âHis health is fine, so what if he breaths a bit heavier and doesnât move as much.â
âYeah, he has to be careful on some of the furniture, TOTALLY not because heâs too heavy for them though, theyâre just really cheap and flimsy is all.â
âThe clothes I ordered for him are too tight, I guess the websiteâs sizes must be wrong.â
âHe gets stuck in things sometimes but thatâs just because they make everything smaller these days.â
âHe has been getting a little rounder lately, but thatâs just cause Iâve been too busy to take him out for walks as much.â
âWhen heâs a good boy, I give him extra treats, and my little angel is always a good boy.â
âWho cares if heâs fat, it just makes him cuter.â






















