Ask Loki

It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave answers.

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any particular slang or whatever u like rn? or are u not immersed into midgardian culture enough.

I do not care to bother learning or using the slang of such a primitive culture

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hey girl hey.

Greetings

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How are you?

Mmm... I am fine

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Missed you, king 👑

My absence has been rather regrettable, has it not?

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How’d you become so gifted in the art of the sliver tongue

You know the ever common saying of your people. "Practice, makes perfect"

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Hi Loki...

Hello...

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I heard you enjoyed puns?

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Hilarious

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Hello, Loki. I pledge to follow you wherever you shall lead me.

Excellent, I am always pleased by more army members.

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Hi, m-my k-king, can i a-ask y-you a q-question?

You already have

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Greeting my lord, I have depression, suicidal thoughts, and my life is worth absolutely nothing. What do you suggest me to do?

The best solution in time such as these, is to get help lost one. With time you may find yourself in your feet once more, but this is hard to do alone. Seek help

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My king...I would like to pledge my services to you and your army and I would love to say I will kneel to your every command. *Kneels*

As you rightly should. Welcome to the fold.

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Loki, my ruler, can I please hug you?

No, I'm fine with not touching Midguardians

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How does one go about crushing their enemies once and for all? I would enjoy some tips, My King.

Take away everything they love and cherish, while they are powerless to do anything but watch. The way you do this is up to you, but do let me know how it goes

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Words cannot describe how much I love your hair. How do you keep it so nice?

Wash it well, and apply the proper hair care treatments. I believe you have something called “conditioner” which works in the same way as our Asgardian treatments. Or know a little seidr

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Why am I still single after almost 19 years of being alive?

I am over 1000 years old, and also without a partner. You don't need one. Unecessary relationships will foil your plans and leave you vulnerable.

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You and Valkerie would make a stunning couple! She's definitely someone that would keep you on your toes.

Although better then a midgardian, she’s not my type. Thor would be be a far better suitor for the drunk traitor.

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Hey what have you been doing for a week in Sakar ??????

I  made myself… useful