#ask loki

[lowkeyprinceloki]

Hey can you try again to take over America? We'll be good this time I swear. Anything is better than this

[strandedinmidgard]

Hey Narvi, Vali; On a scale from 1 to 10, how much would you say your parents are nature-loving, outdoorsy, scandinavian hippies?

[hereliesthemischief]

[loki-of-stories]

Hi Loki. I don’t know if you give advice anymore but since I can’t see my therapist for like 2 weeks I thought I’d try. I lost my job before Thanksgiving because I’m autistic and it made everyone “uncomfortable” so I wasn’t “a good fit for the culture” even though I was really good at my job and never had issues with customers or following company policy or doing my job right. Not having a job at the holidays is hard for obvious reasons but I have felt really alone lately too because I have a hard time making friends so I only have a few and they have not been talking to me either, one of them I know is really busy so I get it the other just moved away and I miss her a lot and then this is just ghosting me and I don’t even care anymore it’s whatever I’m used to it. Anyway I hope you and mod are doing okay and thank you for listening. 🌧️

Hi little rain cloud, I hope it hasn’t been too long since you sent this in. I do still give advice it’s just been awhile because we’ve been so busy with big changes lately. Let me start by saying that I’m terribly sorry to hear about your loss of employment and correct me if I’m mistaken, but is that not illegal? It’s hard to see through the clouds right now but it sounds like you’re better off not being employed at such a close minded company that would treat you so poorly. Something will come along little cloud, something you’re meant to do that makes you happy. I bet you miss that friend very much, it sounds like they were living close to you before the move and I hope once they’re settled you two are able to talk more often. I’m saddened to hear that you’re used to be ghosted, that is heartbreaking and no one should be “used” to that happening to them but again it sounds like that person isn’t a friend and you’re better off. I’m always here to listen and talk back if you need, submit as many asks as you like and I’m very glad you have an appointment with your therapist coming up, that’s very healthy of you. It’s going to be okay little rain cloud, I promise.

💚Loki

[lokidotir]

LOKI

I REQUIRE YOUR ATTENTION

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY ENOUGH?

HAVE YOU DRANK ANY WATER?

Hmmmmmmmmmm

I don't like this question.

Do you have cameras in my house or something?

I had water last night....

Have this Lil guy as compensation :)

[dobbiamo-capire]

I was rewatching the 2019 season and Monza still gives me goosebumps, but as an Italian what was the vibe during that whole week? When Charles got pole and all of that, like I remember I was crying and I'm not even Italian, so please tell us about the vibe back then?

Good morning to you anon😭 idk if you’re the same anon from the other day but apparently you want to make me break my heart in the morning💛

So… it was really surreal. Because I was fresh from 2018 vibes, the all “he’s too young to be offered a contract”, general skeptical/negative vibes about Charles in Ferrari, but after Bahrain, second race in, I saw grown men crying for that missed win. So imagine the vibe and the HOPES after his first win in Spa straight to Milan and be welcomed as a home hero even back then. But yeah after winning OUR gran prix after all those years… it was a party. A really symbol of joy and hope and no doubt that was the moment even the more skeptical ones that stayed like that even after spa win, definitely fell in love with him. And he made front page news kinda thing, it was BIG, a Ferrari winning at home with “il predestinato”, the one that is predestined to bring Ferrari back on top. Idk if it’s superstitions or popular believes or whatever, but that made him know even in non-f1 fans and just made them believe again after Shumi. And no, neither Alonso or Vettel, even if close to the title, gave the same “hope” as Charles did just winning the home gp. Because it was more that just a win, just a trophy, it was like an incoronation, the hearts of all italians are his now

[i-wish-to-rule-this-world]

@resignedworkaholics

Loki could never acclimate to this disconcerting reality—the acrid tang in his mouth, tainted by the chaotic contraptions carelessly assembled by mortal hands. Did they possess no reverence for their abode? It bore no resemblance to the majesty of Asgard. Instead, the grimy air stubbornly clung to every inch of his being, a repulsive embrace.

Seeking solace, the god found himself beneath the city, surrounded by reluctant allies. The intricate tunnels, remnants of a bygone human generation, hardly befitted a prince of Asgard, let alone the conqueror of Earth. Yet, his time for dominance would inevitably arrive.

In the quietude, as he contemplated his future endeavors, the tranquility shattered with the rhythmic patter of footsteps through the waterlogged tunnels. Unwanted interruptions disrupted his much-needed respite. His body, still recovering from the ordeal with Thanos, felt the toll of the the portal that had transported him to this dismal realm.

Standing to attention, determined to uphold his unyielding facade, he awaited the impending arrival of the footsteps' owner. Mild frustration permeated the air, as a few moments of silence became were a luxury in this unforgiving place.

"Sir…" saluted the soldier under his control, "…We have an intruder."

His curious gaze descended sharply, danger arose in his glare, and his body language shifted seamlessly into that of an apex predator. "Show me…" he growled, devoid of mischief, replaced only by a simmering rage.

Every footstep resonated through the tunnels, an indistinct symphony that made it impossible to discern the intruder's origin. Barton's military prowess became unmistakably apparent; seizing the agent had proven to be a well-judged decision.

At last, his gaze settled upon the stranger, unnaturally blue eyes scanning the man from head to toe as the god approached. "I'm impressed you got this far," his tone carried a deceptive lightness, a facade thinly veiling the danger lurking in his eyes. "Are you friend or foe?"

A significant part of Loki secretly yearned for the latter; the anger building within him clamored for release.

[lokisbelovedwife]

What is your taste in literature?

Also will you marry me

The silver tongued prince chuckles darkly. “What was that last bit you said dear? It was nothing? Whatever you say darling. My taste in literature I would say has a variety of different topics but I would say my favorites are the classics. They have such eloquent words that cannot be compared to the modern bluntness of today.”