The Fag Your Mother Warned You About

@ysabelmystic

Worm/Beetle | ☀️Gemini Aires🌑 | queer furry homobisexual fagdyke thing | he/she/it/xe/etc | Anti-purity, anti-cop, "problematic", pro-porn, pro-freedom, and proud of it | Read like your life depends on it, because it does | Zionists, Transphobes, MAGAts, "fisical conservatives", "glorious revolution" numbskulls who refuse to work with liberals and other leftists, and my fellow white people refusing to act to "protect their peace" can get fucked. | no war but class war motherfuckers |

137.1K posts

Posts

Acephobia is just repackaged biphobia which is just another flavor of transphobia which is all based in misogyny and the cis LGs who act like they’re the peak of queerness and pedal separatist gender binary bullshit are basically Straight 2.0.

That is all.

#lgbtq #pride #bisexual #asexual #transgender

actualized-animal

being anti-divorce is so fucking bonkers to me like yeah i think you're morally obligated to stay with some shithead who you hate forever. this is a normal and healthy thing to believe. let's have kids together and force them to grow up being raised by two people who hate each other. yeah this might fuck them up mentally during the most formative years of their life but it's the morally righteous thing to do. if there's one thing god loves it's traumatized children. i'm getting into heaven for sure

sexy-people-contests-2026

not really propaganda but I wanna point out this actual comic panel from the official Gravity Falls graphic novel Lost Legends

speaks for itself even without context

I HAVE THAT BOOK

sexy-people-contests-2026

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 13

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100)

Sans (Undertale)

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

satan-offical

Genuinely started crying when I saw who The Greatest Psychic Of The 21 Century was up against

satan-offical

STOP VOTING FOR SANS

sexy-people-contests-2026

If I had a nickel for every time Satan reblogged this post I would have 2 nickels

vfeioa

skinreflectsthesun

sexy-people-contests-2026

I want them

lakemojave

"Please don't hit on anyone when we go out later you keep swearing chivalric oaths of fealty"

Me after one beer talking to a woman two inches taller than me: I could be yuor sword

segamascott

kuropin

Dont lock me up for this one

magicmooshka

latest comic idea i came up with while talking to @missiletoe: ratatouille but instead of a rat who can cook it is a frog who writes the most amazing yaoi. it is titled "frogjoshi." everyone says, "how can a frog write yaoi? what does a frog know about gay love?" and yet, she writes the most beautiful BL stories of all time. a world-renowned yaoi critic reads her novel, and is moved to tears having been reminded of the first yaoi she ever read, long ago, before she even knew what yaoi was. she demands to meet the author. they bring out the frog. roll credits

magicmooshka

guys it’s real now

I made it into a very silly zine and you can print one too for free

noknowshame

triangle is great in humanities contexts but in social science contexts it’s a nightmare. as soon as you have 3 of something instead of 2 of something everything gets infinitely more complicated and you end up having to google shit like “nonparametric equivalence testing for factorial designs”. fuck my stupid baka life

noknowshame