[bloodiegawz]

well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

[johnathandarksouls]

Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

[bloodiegawz]

i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls

[correctopinionhaver]

[penumbraphantasm]

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

[corvidkusnos]

There's going to be a conclave to elect a new Pope.

I hope it doesn't-- OH MY GOD

[plague-flowers]

[ID: the opening sequence of Dragon Age Inquisition, with the Conclave exploding into green light, throwing mages and templars around. A shield hits the camera. The landscape is snowy mountaind. End ID.]

[treffyfrinn]

Frodo Baggins Anemia Moodboard

[doggosource]

[utopians]

youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button

[helltitty]

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

[rye-bread-the-2nd]

why dont you look at THIS picture

[missadelinecatgirl]

shit that’s a good one

[nedlittle]

i went to the aquarium the other week and hand to god every single seahorse was pregnant. it was like ao3 in there

[m0thmancore]

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

[m0thmancore]

oh no! i dropped this screenshot that explains how to bypass this with a free adblocker! you shouldn’t reblog this or anything; it’d be terrible if people used this advice to watch ad-free youtube!!

[rslashrats]

[socialmaya]

don’t say let me here you say “built different” unless you mean this

[theblehthatbloos]

He's literally a train

[parakeet]

Reddit loves just recommending random subreddits to me and this is the latest. Love the anti shrimps on land sentiment on display here

[infectiouspiss]

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

[i-suggest-trainsxoxoxox]

Babe shut up what if staff sees this 😭

[ot3]

there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too

[academicblorbo]

every year the Ides of March feels like a fun little meme, but this year it actually feels more like trying to cast a spell

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again