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There is Thunder in our Hearts // AO3 Yummy_Yume

[shanastoryteller]

Happy birthday!!! Heated rivalry?

a continuation of 1 2

There's cameras and lights all around him and he's flying high on the victory of another game won when an interviewer for some pop magazine asks, "Any update regarding the Lily situation?"

Shane feels himself flush and light up at the same time and tries to tap it back down, tries to make it something that can reduced to just coming off the ice and another job well done. He should say no comment, he should brush this aside, he should be redirect. Instead he says, "I got kissed."

It ends up going viral, with the most common comments being some variation of if he doesn't love me like this then i don't want it and Lily you lucky bitch.

Ilya has the clip saved on his phone.

[bob-artist]

I met a nice robin at the Morton Arboretum.

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[sityys-deactivated20260527]

Photography by Duane Michals

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[trungles]

I’ve been doing little comics in my sketchbook again and posting them on Patreon and Ghost. Enjoy!

[writtengriffin]

[yvain]

La Fée Mélusine et le Chevalier Raymondin (1894) by Jean Dampt

Source / Photos by Yann Girault

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[karis-the-feral-sideblog]

[lurker-lenore]

[grindthebones]

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

Oh. Ilya isn’t being nice to all the gay hockey players he meets by tripping them into the arms of their love interests because he wants them to be happy. He’s tripping them away from his love interest. He’s gonna make sure those hot rich men are otherwise occupied so they don’t go sniffing around Mr. Hockey himself, Shane Hollander, who they may or may not have heard a rumor about him being gay and probably available— Quick! Diversion attack! Go flirt with the cute social media guy! Look! Attractive bartender! Sexy musician, go go go!

[thisfeebleheart]

"It's a long story."

Shane and Ilya through the years

[gremlinnddraws]

He got off lucky (this time)

[ghosties-dagger]

au where cliff marleau and hayden pike connect the dots, realise their suspicions and try to verify with evidence so start meeting in secluded places to try and gain evidence for the theory that shane is jane and ilya is lily…

BUT social media ends up tracking their steps and suddenly its all over the news, tumblr, twt, etc that cliff marleau and hayden pike are ‘suspiciously friendly’ aka are having an affair

the clifya and shayden stans go wild with in-fighting as some switch to the ‘canon’ pairing and some even join forces to take down the ‘parleau’ stans while the hollanovs watch on for entertainment

somehow all ends well and this leads to an exasperated hayden and ilya—who is disgusted people could think his best friend would date the 15th best montreal player of all people—to teaming up and accidentally revealing that its SHANE and ILYA who are together

and hayden and cliff are in no way shape and form together….though their mrs’ bonded over reading the tumblr theories and fics together!

[isnt-that-wizardd]

i just know that first year after shane signed with ottawa, every other team in the league held the DEEPEST grudge against montreal, whether they themselves were also homophobic or not because what do you MEAN you fumbled so bad that now WE ALL HAVE TO DEAL WITH SHANE FUCKING HOLLANDER AND ILYA FUCKING ROZANOV ON THE SAME GODDAMN TEAM

[therozanov]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.02

[saffrondawn]

#THIS WAS A FUCKING ROOOOOMAAAAAAANCE moment #one of those moments when i knew jacob tierney Got the genre #bc this look of conflict and desire and the fact that shane CANNOT SEE IT #it's that and the big spiel in russian where it's like... this is why dual POV in a romance is so important and 9/10 times the better choic #(w exceptions!) #if you're a perceptive audience member (and not everyone is lol) you can tell that shane is not getting the full picture #you know that ilya's feelings are real and intense #but shane not knowing and YOU knowing makes the tension even better (tags via @mermaidsirennikita)