Patty Dean

Business inquiries? I’d love to help!!

[yuppiedean]

“If you were with me we’d never have to worry about… Whatever rent is!”

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Welcome to my blog!!! I’ve noticed many of my classmates on this site and I thought, “why not join!”

My name is Patrick Dean, most people know me as Patty! I’m a self proclaimed professional, I own lotttssss of high end stock and money… oh I love money… hehe.

I’m also looking for new business ventures! I’d love to sponsor you so we can make it big.

Currently I serve as @reem-o ‘s manager! Please, buy a tape.

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Relationship chart

Hello! Still me!

This is Patty, he’s a 17 yo prep but don’t be shy with interacting!! He’s sweet enough.

I don’t mind banter or you being mean to him! I also don’t mind ships! Oc x oc or oc x canon is fine! No set ship or whatever he’s for the community trust.

He’s a self proclaimed metrosexual but he’s rlly unlabeled and js queer, just make sure your OC / character is 16+

That’s pretty much it!!

[yuppiedean]

Hey, handsome sweetie gorgeous.. care to hang out with the T sometime? and maybe teach me how to be a salesman..

Me? Heh. Why of course! I’m flattered I’d love to hang out with you.

I could soooo teach you all the tricks of the trade but like… you know then we’d have to be competitors and I’d have to run you out of business handsome 😁😁 maybe…

@thebig-thiago

[bennieandnojets]

Bennie!

You absolute dear, if I can get you a record will you play it? I need it out there and you’d just be perfect!

- @yuppiedean

Well, since you're offering and you called me dear... surreeeeeee! Why not? I haven't spun a new record in a hot minute, and my collection could always get a lil' bigger. Get a lil' more flavor, lil' more variety.

Whatcha got in mind, Dean jan? Hm? Somethin' wicked pissah?

[yuppiedean]

Whatever those words strung together mean!

I’ve got something real big! Gonna blow your mind it’s so good. I’ll have it delivered wherever you need it.

[bennieandnojets]

Mmm, I'm usually out back behind the bleachers, but that's not a good place for a delivery. Mmm. Man, just meet me near the gates whenever you're ready. Not a lot of times when I'm not free, so I'm sure I'm easy to find.

[yuppiedean]

Of course! It’s such a pleasure doing business with you!

[bennieandnojets]

Bennie!

You absolute dear, if I can get you a record will you play it? I need it out there and you’d just be perfect!

- @yuppiedean

Well, since you're offering and you called me dear... surreeeeeee! Why not? I haven't spun a new record in a hot minute, and my collection could always get a lil' bigger. Get a lil' more flavor, lil' more variety.

Whatcha got in mind, Dean jan? Hm? Somethin' wicked pissah?

[yuppiedean]

Whatever those words strung together mean!

I’ve got something real big! Gonna blow your mind it’s so good. I’ll have it delivered wherever you need it.

[asphaltella]

Stacy!! You absolute doll you! When are we going to get together for brunch? I can’t wait to tell you all about my business endeavors!

- @yuppiedean

[hehe hi i didn’t know what to do i just wanted to interact…. Ok? Heh😼 ]

"Oh my gosh, Patty, brunch is way overdue! I'm free this weekend if you are. Oh! And pick somewhere cute, I've been dying to hear what you've been working on. Just promise you won't keep me waiting too long; curiosity is a dreadful thing!"

XOXO 💖

[thetrentman]

So I heard you want to get into acting…. Do you need an agent 👀 I know some people….

- @yuppiedean

Yeah, what’s it to you, rich boy?

I don’t normally trust you prep brats, but I might be interested.. What do ya got?

[yuppiedean]

Connections!

Though… we would have to work from extra in commercials to star roles but i believe in you!! If you keep your drive it should be pretty easy… maybe.

[thetrentman]

Oh man, I like the sound of that.. Girls dig movie stars. I bet they’d put me in a movie right away, too. I’m real good.

But hey- What’re you getting out of this? I know how you guys are, you aren’t usually all nice and helpful for no reason.

[yuppiedean]

I’m your agent! I’ll handle all the legal jargon, numbers, and paperwork or whateves and you just gotta sit there and flash your pearly whites. 😁

[thetrentman]

Huh. Alright. Cool! All I gotta do is sit and look pretty. I’m good at that. You’re my agent, then!

[yuppiedean]

Who did you think is the coolest girl in the academy?

Oh dear, I don’t know if cool is the word I’d use to describe anyone but I am rather fond of @willowabbas ‘s creativity! Her work for Remerus has been absolutely stunning. I wonder if she’ll let me sponsor her…?

[willowabbas]

Oh wow. That's nice of you.

And yeah, I'll design whatever for some cash.

[yuppiedean]

I’ll be sure to keep your pockets lined then!! 🫶🏼

[thetrentman]

So I heard you want to get into acting…. Do you need an agent 👀 I know some people….

- @yuppiedean

Yeah, what’s it to you, rich boy?

I don’t normally trust you prep brats, but I might be interested.. What do ya got?

[yuppiedean]

Connections!

Though… we would have to work from extra in commercials to star roles but i believe in you!! If you keep your drive it should be pretty easy… maybe.

[thetrentman]

Oh man, I like the sound of that.. Girls dig movie stars. I bet they’d put me in a movie right away, too. I’m real good.

But hey- What’re you getting out of this? I know how you guys are, you aren’t usually all nice and helpful for no reason.

[yuppiedean]

I’m your agent! I’ll handle all the legal jargon, numbers, and paperwork or whateves and you just gotta sit there and flash your pearly whites. 😁

[yuppiedean]

I’m making LOADS off of selling these essential oils to old women. You could be too, just contact me and uh. We can make something work

[kezkilljoy]

Dare you to open a bottle and chug it

[yuppiedean]

I do not recommend that…mouth tingly.

[theespacecowboy]

I hear you like horses! I have horses, they’re race horses and I don’t ride them but you know! We have something in common, yes? Do you plan on going into the big rodeo? I know a guy who knows a guy…

- @yuppiedean

Hey there! Uh, yeah, I guess we do got that in common. My horses aren't for profit, though. They're just my buddies.

And what, you think I'm not good enough to get into a professional rodeo? If I make it, it's gonna be cause I earned it.

But, uh... what're ya offering?

[yuppiedean]

Nuh uh! Now I never said you’re not good enough!! I just said I know a guy.. who knows a guy….

I can get you in contact with that guy... But I wanna know how to ride… my horses are only really mine in name.. like a buncha other stuff ‘I own’. So…

[theespacecowboy]

Huh. You want me to teach ya? I mean... fine. If you stay true to your word. And keep your mouth shut. I don't trust you rich dumbasses anyway.

[yuppiedean]

Yay!! And ouch. I’m not that dumb… I’m a man of my word! Promise!

[yuppiedean]

I’m making LOADS off of selling these essential oils to old women. You could be too, just contact me and uh. We can make something work

[thetrentman]

So I heard you want to get into acting…. Do you need an agent 👀 I know some people….

- @yuppiedean

Yeah, what’s it to you, rich boy?

I don’t normally trust you prep brats, but I might be interested.. What do ya got?

[yuppiedean]

Connections!

Though… we would have to work from extra in commercials to star roles but i believe in you!! If you keep your drive it should be pretty easy… maybe.

[theespacecowboy]

I hear you like horses! I have horses, they’re race horses and I don’t ride them but you know! We have something in common, yes? Do you plan on going into the big rodeo? I know a guy who knows a guy…

- @yuppiedean

Hey there! Uh, yeah, I guess we do got that in common. My horses aren't for profit, though. They're just my buddies.

And what, you think I'm not good enough to get into a professional rodeo? If I make it, it's gonna be cause I earned it.

But, uh... what're ya offering?

[yuppiedean]

Nuh uh! Now I never said you’re not good enough!! I just said I know a guy.. who knows a guy….

I can get you in contact with that guy... But I wanna know how to ride… my horses are only really mine in name.. like a buncha other stuff ‘I own’. So…

[thatoneerrandgirl]

“Pinky’s friend!!! How are you doll? We have never properly met and I’m soooo sorry for that!”

“I’m Patty, very grateful for your work… if you could uh… do me a teensy favor I’ll pay you handsomely! There’s a chem test coming up…”

- @yuppiedean

hello patty!

*she shakes his hand*

I wouldn't mind helping you with chemistry, do you need a study guide or for me to help better explain the unit we're on? Or do you need more.. in depth study material? Also, you don't really need to pay me, I'm fine with helping out :)

(By in depth study material she means test answers, she only does this for hattrick's class though I do think she'd get you the answers if you asked)

[yuppiedean]

“A study guide would just be absolutely lovely! I wouldn’t want you getting into anything unsavory.”

He smiles and gestures vaguely, though had it been someone not so close to the clique he probably would’ve just went for it.

“I’m pretty.. okay at chem- but if you have like the full sheet done it’d be soo amazing if you could like.. look it over that’d be cool”

[yuppiedean]

Who did you think is the coolest girl in the academy?

Oh dear, I don’t know if cool is the word I’d use to describe anyone but I am rather fond of @willowabbas ‘s creativity! Her work for Remerus has been absolutely stunning. I wonder if she’ll let me sponsor her…?

[frilly-louise]

So… your band… tell me more….. who handles scheduling and venues….? 👀👀

- @yuppiedean

[Bro get him OUTTA here. Hehe hi]

Oh—it's you. The guy who "manages" Remy. Huh,that's funny. Since you wanna know,on our band it's all us,tbh... But Gurney has the most experience with it,even though i did had another band some time ago on other town... Also i don't really think we have much venues for concerts here in Bullworth??

[yuppiedean]

Gurney….? Ugh him again…?

Well- I know people who know people… so you can have your little pits or whatever it is you have going on— if I host.

[frilly-louise]

Well of course Gurney!!! Didn't you see his big ass face...well half of it... on our flyers plastered all over your neighborhood? Also it says we already have a concert booked for basically next month. So,i guess we'll look for you after that. Maybe.

[macbeatz2000]

I am SUCH a big fan of what you and Remerus have going on. Your sound is just -mwah chefs kiss! … you don’t plan on being included in album sales do you?

- @yuppiedean

WHAAAT REALLY? YOU THINK? That’s so nice I appreciate you man 🥹

Album sales? I’ve never really thought about those to be real with you. I mean I’m not sayin’ I don’t wanna be apart of any I think that’d be fun n stuff!

[yuppiedean]

You HAVEN’T thought about it?! Do you know how easy it’d be to exploit you and stealing your sound?!

We are making audible gold and you didn’t think we were making money!?!

It’s fine. You’ll get 25% of revenue. It was fifty/ fifty between me and Remerus but I suppose I can split it three ways.

[macbeatz2000]

Hey man, I do it for fun most of the time! I rarely think about the money or popularity and whatevz. I’m usually more focused on the beats or Remz!!

You have a point though, I wasn’t even thinking about our shit being stolen by…talentless pigs or something! Guess I should lock in a little….with that stuff. You just gave me like an extra brain cell!

You really don’t gotta split anything!! I’m fine where I’m at! I’m just enjoying my time around.

You one of Remys friends? You seem real cool n allat, I’m just assuming.

[yuppiedean]

Well aren’t you humble…. Eheh..

Yes, I’m his manager! He said it himself! He knows nothing about numbers or math and he’d probably blow it all away trying to impress that Lola broad! Or any broad who tries talking to him.. 🙄

[macbeatz2000]

Humble when it counts…😋 sometimes

I didn’t even know he had a manager! I mean either way it’s really cool to meet you. I can’t really disagree with Remy blowing it on someone, especially Lola….i mean his heart and mind are in the right place. Trying to swoon everyone like a true musician.

iiiimmm currently working on something right now to give him, jus sayin jus sayin…

[yuppiedean]

I usually let him do his own thing- that’s why I’m not really around… it was an easier job a few years ago- he had a sound he stuck to.

How lovely! Maybe he can finally get back in the studio. I do love when you guys surprise me.

[macbeatz2000]

I mean I’m glad he’s doing other shit! Sometimes you get burnt sticking to a sound and then your passion kind of dies down. I get excited when he brings new things to the table!!😋 It gets better each time.

I cooked something great though! You’re gonna be like

Ha 💸 ha💸 ha 💸 wow!

Yknow!

[yuppiedean]

Oh I sure hope!

Then your guys’ little parties will be paid for! (Acting like it’s not Remy’s money pls)

[macbeatz2000]

Yeah! Or sleepover things!

I’m so hyped now!

hes so simple he’s like a small dog